Come to Yank's (Most of our Customer's Are Still Alive!)

[fhtagn]

NEW MENU OPTIONS COMING SOON

Last time it was the parties, can this one be the presidential tickets?

(I obviously won't partake of course, not just because I'm not even of age but because I also have personal reasons why I have an aversion to alcohol)

We are open to adding some mocktails to the menu for our alcohol free Atlasians.

[Devout Centrist]

I’ll take a white Russian

[P. Clodius Pulcher did nothing wrong]

Can I get a rum and coke

[fhtagn]

Can I get a rum and coke

No, but I can show you the door.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Can I get a rum and coke

No, but I can show you the door.

What door?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

The door is perpetually at the bottom of your next glass.

[FairBol]

What is this, "The Twilight Zone"?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

What is this, "The Twilight Zone"?

Sorry we out of stock on this Twilight Zone you speak of.

We've haven't had that spirit here since 2009.

[Deep Dixieland Senator, Muad'dib (OSR MSR)]

I'll have one of these please

Atlas Conservative Party

Image source: https://www.thekitchenmagpie.com/the-blue-lagoon-cocktail-drink/
Tequila, blue curaçao, pineapple juice, lemonade. Garnished with a maraschino cherry and a lemon slice.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Does YT cook at this establishment?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Does YT cook at this establishment?

He was going to at one time.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Start off the new Congress Drunk!!!!


Half off sale!!!

[FairBol]

Me thinks Yank should do like Quark on Deep Space Nine....

:: sings ::

"Come to Yank's, Yank's is fun, come to Yank's, don't walk....run!"

[Deep Dixieland Senator, Muad'dib (OSR MSR)]

@NCY why are there no regional brews?

[Former President tack50]

YANK'S SUMMER SPECIALS
***PARTY PRIDE SERIES***
50% OFF EVERY DAY UNTIL THE 9:30PM ATLAS CRASH
BUY ONE GET ONE 50% OFF UNTIL THE 3:30AM CRASH
Most cocktails run for $13/each regular price. YT Cult drinks run for $8/each regular price. Taxes and tip not included in price.

Atlas Conservative Party

Image source: https://www.thekitchenmagpie.com/the-blue-lagoon-cocktail-drink/
Tequila, blue curaçao, pineapple juice, lemonade. Garnished with a maraschino cherry and a lemon slice.

Federalist Party

Image source: https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/geoffrey-zakarian/tequila-sunrise-2810699.amp
Tequila, orange juice, grenadine. Garnished with a maraschino cherry and an orange slice.

Labor Party

Image source: https://www.thecocktailproject.com/drink-recipes/red-red-rita
Tequila, blood orange juice, lime juice, simple syrup. Garnished with a blood orange slice.

Peace Party

Image source: https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/purple-rain
Vodka, gin, blue curaçao, lime juice, lemon juice, soda water, grenadine. Garnished with lime slices.

Liberal Party

Image source: http://www.fancyasf.com/recipe/sapphire-sky-sapphire-blue-martini/
Vodka, lillet rose, blue curaçao. Garnished with a pineapple slice.

Confederate Party

Image source: https://altonbrown.com/mint-julep/
Demerara sugar, bourbon, seltzer water. Garnished with mint leaves.

Gayle's Surprise Birthday Party

Image source: https://www.thespruceeats.com/apple-martini-recipe-759579
Vodka, green apple schnapps, lemonade. Garnished with an apple slice.

YT Cult

Image source: https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/epic-margarita-jungle-juice/
We don't know exactly what's in it. It's got kool aid, a bunch of leftover fruit slices, and whatever booze YT felt like dumping in the bin.

Montfortian Party

Image source: http://www..com/Drinks/BerryWhite.aspx#.XS1difcpAwA
Blue raspberry vodka, creme de cacao, triple sec, lime juice. Garnished with lime.

Looking at the current list of drinks a YT Cult is the only thing I can really afford so I guess I'll get one of those and then promptly die

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Its a 20's themed speakeasy. That goes with the territory, but hey, most of our customers are still alive!

[OBD]

Do you serve underaged patrons?

[Lumine]

Montfortian Party, please! I feel like reminiscing and mourning fallen parties.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Do you serve underaged patrons?

We follow a don't ask, don't tell policy.

We won't ask, if you don't tell. But if you tell, we will certainly ask.

[OBD]

Do you serve underaged patrons?

We follow a don't ask, don't tell policy.

We won't ask, if you don't tell. But if you tell, we will certainly ask.

I was, uhh, asking for a friend.

[S019]

I would like Labor without tequila and syrup (so just orange and lime juice )

I'd also like Confederate without sugar, bourbon, and mint (so just Seltzer )

Also I'll take Gayle's Surprise Birthday without vodka and apple schnapps (so just lemonade )

Also one Progressive Union Palmetto without rum and apricot bandy (so just orange and pineapple juice )

(and I guess these can count as Fhtagn's promised alcohol-free drinks)

(So I'm asking for non-alcoholic versions)

[lfromnj]

I would like Labor without tequila and syrup (so just orange and lime juice )

I'd also like Confederate without sugar, bourbon, and mint (so just Seltzer )

Also I'll take Gayle's Surprise Birthday without vodka and apple schnapps (so just lemonade )

Also one Progressive Union Palmetto without rum and apricot bandy (so just orange and pineapple juice )

(and I guess these can count as Fhtagn's promised alcohol-free drinks)

(So I'm asking for non-alcoholic versions)

No stop being a virgin.

[OBD]

I'll take a Montfortian since I've always had a soft spot for blue drinks.

[AustralianSwingVoter]

I would like Labor without tequila and syrup (so just orange and lime juice )

I'd also like Confederate without sugar, bourbon, and mint (so just Seltzer )

Also I'll take Gayle's Surprise Birthday without vodka and apple schnapps (so just lemonade )

Also one Progressive Union Palmetto without rum and apricot bandy (so just orange and pineapple juice )

(and I guess these can count as Fhtagn's promised alcohol-free drinks)

(So I'm asking for non-alcoholic versions)

No stop being a virgin.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

I would like Labor without tequila and syrup (so just orange and lime juice )

I'd also like Confederate without sugar, bourbon, and mint (so just Seltzer )

Also I'll take Gayle's Surprise Birthday without vodka and apple schnapps (so just lemonade )

Also one Progressive Union Palmetto without rum and apricot bandy (so just orange and pineapple juice )

(and I guess these can count as Fhtagn's promised alcohol-free drinks)

(So I'm asking for non-alcoholic versions)

Thank you, genius, for helping us mere plebians understand such a complicated and well-thought out joke. You could've given me a thousand years to live on this planet, and I still wouldn't have gotten it unless if you helped explain it to a simple minded Iowan such as myself. Thank you, my good sir. Thank you. (btw your explanation didn't kill the joke i swear if anything it made it a million times funnier i promise)