Come to Yank's (Most of our Customer's Are Still Alive!)

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I would like Labor without tequila and syrup (so just orange and lime juice )

I'd also like Confederate without sugar, bourbon, and mint (so just Seltzer )

Also I'll take Gayle's Surprise Birthday without vodka and apple schnapps (so just lemonade )

Also one Progressive Union Palmetto without rum and apricot bandy (so just orange and pineapple juice )

(and I guess these can count as Fhtagn's promised alcohol-free drinks)

(So I'm asking for non-alcoholic versions)

Look Mac, I run a saloon here not a daycare.

[Sirius_]

I'll take a Montfortian and go cry in the corner, maybe Lumime will join me

[FairBol]

Thank you, genius, for helping us mere plebians understand such a complicated and well-thought out joke. You could've given me a thousand years to live on this planet, and I still wouldn't have gotten it unless if you helped explain it to a simple minded Iowan such as myself. Thank you, my good sir. Thank you. (btw your explanation didn't kill the joke i swear if anything it made it a million times funnier i promise)

Somebody sounds a bit stressed out, don't you think? LOL. 

[Boobs]

Yank,

I would like to request the creation of a new drink, the LJP. It's three shots of vodka (Polish vodka, of course) and a punch to the face.

(S019, it's very easy to make this into a non-alcoholic version!)

[Lumine]

I'll take a Montfortian and go cry in the corner, maybe Lumime will join me

To the party!

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Thank you, genius, for helping us mere plebians understand such a complicated and well-thought out joke. You could've given me a thousand years to live on this planet, and I still wouldn't have gotten it unless if you helped explain it to a simple minded Iowan such as myself. Thank you, my good sir. Thank you. (btw your explanation didn't kill the joke i swear if anything it made it a million times funnier i promise)

Somebody sounds a bit stressed out, don't you think? LOL. 

You know what? You're right. Yank, this'll go on my tab...

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Someone really needs to sample these recipes IRL and give us their report.

[UlmerFudd]

I’ll take an ACP

[fhtagn]

@NCY why are there no regional brews?

Now that I'm not in the House, this gig is my main source of income, and I can certainly make time to come up with some regional brews.

[Deep Dixieland Senator, Muad'dib (OSR MSR)]

I have a new creation. The S019! It consists of two parts Hydrogen, one part Oxygen.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

@NCY why are there no regional brews?

Now that I'm not in the House, this gig is my main source of income, and I can certainly make time to come up with some regional brews.

A representative who is also a bartender? This hasn't happened before!

[Deep Dixieland Senator, Muad'dib (OSR MSR)]

@NCY why are there no regional brews?

Now that I'm not in the House, this gig is my main source of income, and I can certainly make time to come up with some regional brews.

A representative who is also a bartender? This hasn't happened before!

She even has a socialist avatar (currently) to boot!

[FairBol]

I'm trying to invent a drink named after me....hmmm.  Wondering how a drink composed of gin, vodka, lime juice, and Coca-Cola would taste.  Note that I don't actually drink, so I have no experience to speak of with such.  Thoughts from our bartender/proprietor/permittee?

[Deep Dixieland Senator, Muad'dib (OSR MSR)]

I'm trying to invent a drink named after me....hmmm.  Wondering how a drink composed of gin, vodka, lime juice, and Coca-Cola would taste.  Note that I don't actually drink, so I have no experience to speak of with such.  Thoughts from our bartender/proprietor/permittee?

I have topical drink... an affirmative action drink... I could name it in your honer, the "Un-Fairbol". But you aren't a racist so that would be un-fair(bol) to you.

[FairBol]

Here's a possible name for a drink, maybe....the "Down With The Sickness".  Since everyone's talking about the coronavirus....heheheh. 

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Here's a possible name for a drink, maybe....the "Down With The Sickness".  Since everyone's talking about the coronavirus....heheheh. 

OH WAH AH AH AH

[lfromnj]

Will curfews affect Yank's?

[At-Large Senator LouisvilleThunder]

Will curfews affect Yank's?

Yank's will probably only be open during the curfews. 

[jake_arlington]

Will curfews affect Yank's?

Yank's will probably only be open during the curfews. 

If "they" try and shut us down, we could always just go underground, after all...

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Will curfews affect Yank's?

Yank's will probably only be open during the curfews.  

If "they" try and shut us down, we could always just go underground, after all...

If you can survive drinking our stuff, Covid doesn't stand a chance.

[jake_arlington]

Will curfews affect Yank's?

Yank's will probably only be open during the curfews. 

If "they" try and shut us down, we could always just go underground, after all...

If you can survive drinking out stuff, Covid doesn't stand a chance.

Cowboy moment

[Deep Dixieland Senator, Muad'dib (OSR MSR)]

I suppose I should order one of these before the offical merger vote.

Atlas Conservative Party

Image source: https://www.thekitchenmagpie.com/the-blue-lagoon-cocktail-drink/
Tequila, blue curaçao, pineapple juice, lemonade. Garnished with a maraschino cherry and a lemon slice.

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

do you have super-hot chicken wings on sale?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I suppose I should order one of these before the offical merger vote.

Atlas Conservative Party

Image source: https://www.thekitchenmagpie.com/the-blue-lagoon-cocktail-drink/
Tequila, blue curaçao, pineapple juice, lemonade. Garnished with a maraschino cherry and a lemon slice.

They will be provided free of charge at all the caucus's meetings.

[S019]

I reiterate my earlier calls for non-alcoholic beverages, surely all of us could use a break from the pernicious liquor.