Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again

[Indy Texas]

I'm ordinarily a critic of the CrossFit cult community, but in Bushie's case it might be preferable for him to be surrounded by people who are pathologically obsessed with fitness and will constantly call and text and Facebook and harass him if he tries to skip workout sessions. There's no minimal fitness requirement to start training and I've heard of 300+ lb people doing the whole "total body transformation thing" there.

I've even done the first step for him.

[Eraserhead]

Also, did you ever get your CADD certificate, Bushie?

[Eraserhead]

Bushie, do you like any music other than Christmas music?

I like regular Christian music both traditional and contemporary.   I also like some
oldies.

What oldies? Like doo-wop?

Beatles,  Beach Boys, Rat Pack,  Perry Como, Nat King Cole, Ella Fitzgerald, to name a few.

Do you listen to any heavy and/or psychedelic Beatles and Beach Boys stuff or do you just like the early stuff?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Also, did you ever get your CADD certificate, Bushie?

I haven't gotten it,  yet.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie, do you like any music other than Christmas music?

I like regular Christian music both traditional and contemporary.   I also like some
oldies.

What oldies? Like doo-wop?

Beatles,  Beach Boys, Rat Pack,  Perry Como, Nat King Cole, Ella Fitzgerald, to name a few.

Do you listen to any heavy and/or psychedelic Beatles and Beach Boys stuff or do you just like the early stuff?

The early stuff

[Mr. Morden]

Also, did you ever get your CADD certificate, Bushie?

I haven't gotten it,  yet.

What's the hold up on that?  You did pass all the required coursework, right?  Have you been pestering the school to send you the certificate?

[AndrewTX]

Jeffie, just eat right and get some cardio in. I can actually cook a healthy dinner faster than stopping at a fast food place to grab something. Most fast food makes me sick if I try to eat it now. I've lost over 50lbs, and I'm feeling better by the day.

It doesn't matter if your "doctor" says your healthy. Your not. You are killing your heart, liver, kidneys, knees, back.. everything. It's only a matter of time before they start failing you. Hell, they were failing me. Just because I changed my eating and exercise habits now, doesn't mean that the damage isn't already done.

It can't be a flavor of the moment decision. You have to take control of your life. I am going to struggle with my weight the rest of my life, and so are you. Someday, maybe you will realize and start a serious change, and not just mix and match your lifestyle.

[Keystone Phil]

Will you watch the U.S. play Germany on Thursday at 11:00:00 CST, BushOK?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Bushie, do you like any music other than Christmas music?

I like regular Christian music both traditional and contemporary.   I also like some oldies.

What's your opinion of Christian hardcore?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Also, did you ever get your CADD certificate, Bushie?

I haven't gotten it,  yet.

What's the hold up on that?  You did pass all the required coursework, right?  Have you been pestering the school to send you the certificate?

I passed all the required coursework with just shy of 80%, but I will admit I have not been hounding their office to find out where the certificate is.  I guess I should make a call pretty soon before they get busy with the 2014-2015 school year starting in just 6 weeks.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Will you watch the U.S. play Germany on Thursday at 11:00:00 CST, BushOK?

Don't know, yet.

[Meursault]

Do You Wear The Mark?

[Mr. Morden]

Will you watch the U.S. play Germany on Thursday at 11:00:00 CST, BushOK?

Don't know, yet.

Are you still a fan of Kenyan sports?

[Eraserhead]

Did you need an 80 to actually qualify for a CADD certificate, Bushie?

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

btw ... canned vegetables? Is that as an alternative to those that were freshly available or even frozen?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Bushie is known for buying canned things. It's his go to move!

[King]

I wonder if Grandma Bushie makes aspics

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

This the same doctor that told you, besides your weight, that you were "really healthy"?

No, that was the previous doctor, the non-Indian doctor.

Questioning your doctor does not seem outrageous at all. 

It is completely outrageous.  Only I have the right to question him and I am completely comfortable with him.  This forum has NO RIGHT to question my doctor, especially when he knows more about my medical condition than this forum does.  I hate this "arm-chair diagnosis" that this forum has put me through.  It makes absolutely no sense.

Bushie, you have a list of ailments from Tulsa to OKC.  If you think this prostate issue is your only problem you're mistaken.  If  you asked the doctor "What's wrong with me" and he doesn't reply "everything", we'll continue to question him.

[Simfan34]

I just have to start. Today's dinner didn't help any toward that goal.  I just have to do better tomorrow.  I've got to take it one day,  even one meal,  at a time.

Why does this keep on happening? You seem aware your diet is unhealthy, yet persist in eating this terrible food whilst simultaneously talking about improving your diet. Just cut out the junk!

My suggestion to Bushie

5. Become a chain smoker.

At this juncture, it would likely be healthier for him to become a chain smoker than to keep up his present lifestyle. I consider it pretty likely the health benefits of losing weight would outweigh the deleterious effects of smoking; also I feel he has a higher chance of dying an early death right now because of his diet than he would has a smoker. Which tells you how unhealthy he is right now.

I mean, at his weight, and considering the lack of self-control, I pretty much think the only thing that will bring results at this point is bariatric surgery. It should seriously be considered.

[Simfan34]

How tall is Bushie, by the way?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

How tall is Bushie, by the way?

I'd guess 5' 8" max, probably less.

[Simfan34]

How tall is Bushie, by the way?

I'd guess 5' 8" max, probably less.

Yikes, I've been assuming he's 5' 9".

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Why isn't Our Dear Friend on his way to the job fair he said he was attending this morning?  Lurking here isn't going to help.

[memphis]

Junk food is a chemical addition just like with drugs. Why don't heroin junkies just get clean? Surely they know heroin is bad for them.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Memphis is correct, which is why I don't see Bushie breaking his habit anytime soon. He's been having cheat days constantly while gaining 30 pounds rather than losing any weight.