Formation of the National Rifle Association

[Sam Spade]

I would like to announce the formation of the National Rifle Association with me, Sam Spade, as Chairman.

The necessity of its creation has arisen through the blatantly fascist and unconstitutional bill called the "Firearm Cooling Arm Act" placed forward by Senator Mike Naso and the attempts of the Constitutional Convention to restrict our freedoms to keep and bear arms.

The main importance of this organization is to protect our rights as gun owners from federal or regional intrusion.

At some point in the near future, I will write a platform and bylaws for this organization, but as for right now, any legal and registered voter in Atlasia that the chairman deems a worthy protector of our gun rights as Atlasian citizens will be allowed to join our fine organization if he/she wishes.

If you wish to join, please indicate so on this thread and if you wish, you may add our banner to your signature.


Present membership:
Sam Spade (chairman and founder)
A18
Al
Alcon
Bob
Colin Wixted
DanielX
Dean
Frodo
John Dibble
KEmperor
King
MHS2002
NixonNow
Nation
PBrunsel
Ebowed
Cosmo Kramer
StatesRights
Wildcard
Wiseguy
WMS

[PBrunsel]

I'll join. But only to fight for the Right to Bear Arms, not for the insulting of Senator Naso.

[Sam Spade]

I support the NRA all the way. I was appealing to my moderates since I campaigned on a cooling off act. However, my father is in the NRA, Selleck, Heston, NASO!

Read your own legislation, you Barbara Boxer-wannabe.

You are a gun grabber and a fascist and my organization will do everything in its power to make sure that you lose any election you run in.

[Sam Spade]

I'll join.

We would be proud to have you as a member, Mr. Former President PBrunsel. 

[YRABNNRM]

I support the NRA all the way. I was appealing to my moderates since I campaigned on a cooling off act. However, my father is in the NRA, Selleck, Heston, NASO!

So you were pandering?

[PBrunsel]

I'll join.

We would be proud to have you as a member, Mr. Former President PBrunsel. 

I'm proud to join. I for one oppose the cooling down act and wish to see it fail to pass. The Right to have and bear arms shall not be infringed ya' know.

[King]

"... Cooling Arm Act"

Think an air conditioner would have the same effect.

Anyway, I'll join.

[Gabu]

I support the NRA all the way. I was appealing to my moderates since I campaigned on a cooling off act. However, my father is in the NRA, Selleck, Heston, NASO!

Man, you sure know how to grandstand.

[Sam Spade]

I'll join.

We would be proud to have you as a member, Mr. Former President PBrunsel. 

I'm proud to join. I for one oppose the cooling down act and wish to see it fail to pass. The Right to have and bear arms shall not be infringed ya' know.

We here at the NRA totally agree.

[King]

I support the NRA all the way. I was appealing to my moderates since I campaigned on a cooling off act. However, my father is in the NRA, Selleck, Heston, NASO!

Good job, Senator Kerry!

[King]

Will the NRA support my amendment to the firearm act?

Firearm Cooling Off Act
Clause 1-
Senator Mike Naso shall be permanently known as "Senator" Chief of Staff Bulldogweisernickle

Clause 2-
All those who oppose this bill will have to wear a dunce cap in public for a week.

[Gabu]

I support the NRA all the way. I was appealing to my moderates since I campaigned on a cooling off act. However, my father is in the NRA, Selleck, Heston, NASO!

Good job, Senator Kerry!

You take that back; Kerry at least took more than a sentence in between changing his position twice.

[Sam Spade]

"... Cooling Arm Act"

Think an air conditioner would have the same effect.

Anyway, I'll join.

Welcome.

[Sam Spade]

Will the NRA support my amendment to the firearm act?

Firearm Cooling Off Act
Clause 1-
Senator Mike Naso shall be permanently known as "Senator" Chief of Staff Bulldogweisernickle

Clause 2-
All those who oppose this bill will have to wear a dunce cap in public for a week.

We'll support it as its own separate bill.  But not with the rest of that other crap legislation.

[Sam Spade]

Will the NRA support my amendment to the firearm act?

Firearm Cooling Off Act
Clause 1-
Senator Mike Naso shall be permanently known as "Senator" Chief of Staff Bulldogweisernickle

Clause 2-
All those who oppose this bill will have to wear a dunce cap in public for a week.

We'll support it as its own separate bill.  But not with the rest of that other crap legislation.

That amendment would override the rest of the bill.

Good, then we'll support it.

[John Dibble]

I'll join up.

[Alcon]

I will join, assuming you avoid some of the rather stupid stunts the real-life NRA has pulled (the Littleton meeting).

[DanielX]

I'll join.

[KEmperor]

I will certainly join.

[Sam Spade]

Welcome, gentlemen to the NRA.

And Alcon, I promise there won't be any cheap stunts from this NRA like that one, however this chairman is thinking about having our first national meeting somewhere in NE Ohio, fwiw.

[MHS2002]

Sign me up!

[Ebowed]

I'd like to join.

[Sam Spade]

Sure, Ebowed and MHS2002, yall are both welcome here. 

Welcome to the NRA of Atlasia.

[Reaganfan]

I'll join.

[Sam Spade]

I'll join.

Withdraw your blatantly fascist and unconstitutional bill from the halls of the Senate and write a public apology for trying to interfere with the gun rights of fellow Atlasians and I might be willing to let you join.