Opinion of Santa Claus

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Do you think Santa Claus is a freedom fighter, horrible person, a fat guy who stands for capitalist greed through advertisement, or a jolly passionate person who helps the poor.

Santa is a freedom fighter for helping the poor in my book.

[Dave from Michigan]

HP

Kerry bentivolio is a horrible person.

[Joe Biden 2020]

FF, Saint Nicholas was a great guy in old Germany, I believe it was, giving the poor kids who would other wise have a horrible Christmas a brighter Holiday.  He embodies what the Bible commands in James 1:27, KJV, - "Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this: to visit the fatherless and the widow in their affliction; and to keep himself unspotted from the world."

Santa Claus today is just a commercial puppet.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

FF (fat fella) who also fights for freedom. A guy that gives nice things to children regardless of race, gender and economic standing? The man is a Socialist's dream.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

FF (fat fella) who also fights for freedom. A guy that gives nice things to children regardless of race, gender and economic standing? The man is a Socialist's dream.

He also wears red and has a beard. He is literally Karl Marx.

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FF (fat fella) who also fights for freedom. A guy that gives nice things to children regardless of race, gender and economic standing? The man is a Socialist's dream.

He also wears red and has a beard. He is literally Karl Marx.

oh my god. i have never thought of this. we have uncovered the ultimate conspiracy. call Alex Jones.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Let's see.

• Home invader
• Only gives presents to Christians
• Marxian beard, capitalist tendencies - can't make up his mind
• Outsources the jobs of poor elves to China
• Fails to set an example of a healthy lifestyle through exercise and eating well
• Keeps the coal industry afloat, thereby discouraging investment in renewable energy sources

Not a fan.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Let's see.

• Home invader
• Only gives presents to Christians
• Marxian beard, capitalist tendencies - can't make up his mind
• Outsources the jobs of poor elves to China
• Fails to set an example of a healthy lifestyle through exercise and eating well
• Keeps the coal industry afloat, thereby discouraging investment in renewable energy sources

Not a fan.

Wow ur such a damn hypocrite

[Flake]

Let's see.

• Home invader
• Only gives presents to Christians
• Marxian beard, capitalist tendencies - can't make up his mind
• Outsources the jobs of poor elves to China
• Fails to set an example of a healthy lifestyle through exercise and eating well
• Keeps the coal industry afloat, thereby discouraging investment in renewable energy sources

Not a fan.

He doesn't outsource jobs. The elves Chinese have always made our toys post 1990.

[traininthedistance]

FF (fat fella) who also fights for freedom. A guy that gives nice things to children regardless of race, gender and economic standing? The man is a Socialist's dream.

Look closer and I think you'll see he gives nicer things to rich children.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Let's see.

• Home invader
• Only gives presents to Christians
• Marxian beard, capitalist tendencies - can't make up his mind
• Outsources the jobs of poor elves to China
• Fails to set an example of a healthy lifestyle through exercise and eating well
• Keeps the coal industry afloat, thereby discouraging investment in renewable energy sources

Not a fan.

He doesn't outsource jobs. The elves Chinese Chinese elves have always made our toys post 1990.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

That naughty and nice list is clear evidence of authoritarianism. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake"!  All those CCTVs and NSA wiretaps?  They are operated by elves.  The flying reindeer is some screwy DARPA project.

[Flake]

That naughty and nice list is clear evidence of authoritarianism. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake"!  All those CCTVs and NSA wiretaps?  They are operated by elves.  The flying reindeer is some screwy DARPA project.

You're right, Shua!

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

FF (fat fella) who also fights for freedom. A guy that gives nice things to children regardless of race, gender and economic standing? The man is a Socialist's dream.

Look closer and I think you'll see he gives nicer things to rich children.

Yes but who cares? It's the thought that counts

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

That naughty and nice list is clear evidence of authoritarianism. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake"!  All those CCTVs and NSA wiretaps?  They are operated by elves.  The flying reindeer is some screwy DARPA project.

There's almost no one on the naughty list though.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

That naughty and nice list is clear evidence of authoritarianism. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake"!  All those CCTVs and NSA wiretaps?  They are operated by elves.  The flying reindeer is some screwy DARPA project.

There's almost no one on the naughty list though.

That's because our current Santa Claus is easily bribed by milk and cookies.  We need a new Santa Claus.  We need a Santa who will not be a fat cat who causes the mice to cower in fear, afraid to be stirring.  Wake up people, this is no time to be napping!  Don't be misled by a Santa who gives us visions of sugarplums, but never delivers them.  When was the last time you got a sugarplum for Christmas? If instead of the Coke addict who currently occupies the office, we had a Santa who gave the naughty what they deserved, not only would the nice finally be able to get their sugarplums, but thousands of well-paying jobs in coal-mining would be preserved.  So this December, vote out Kris Kringle and vote in Chris Christie!