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« on: October 17, 2013, 04:54:43 PM »
My farm was collectivized the other day.
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« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2013, 04:56:41 PM »
I thought I'd finally leave the gulag today. Turn's out I miscounted by ten years. The boys will never let me live that one down!
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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2013, 05:21:39 PM »
I was stabbed by an icicle in Mexico.
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2013, 05:26:43 PM »
I am not wearing any underwear due to a shortage in the collective repository of briefs, the last remaining one the previous user had shat in, so I opted to pass.
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Still Nervous
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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2013, 05:27:40 PM »
I haven't showered in 2 weeks because we've been experiencing a drought.
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Atlas Has Shrugged
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« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2013, 07:55:06 PM »
There are no problems in the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea.
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« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2013, 11:22:53 PM »
Not really a problem, more an epic win... I went to visit Lenin's Tomb today because I knew that it would be the one place where I wouldn't reach the end of the queue and be told that they've just run out.
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2013, 11:52:19 PM »
I went to the peoples' food co-op today and I was pleasantly surprised that they had a choice of red cabbage and regular cabbage.  But that's all they had.
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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2013, 02:41:58 AM »
Today my mother, sister, niece and I had to help shave my grandmother's back for her birthday.  The real problem?  There were only two of us the whole time.
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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2013, 05:21:13 AM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on October 18, 2013, 02:41:58 AM
Today my mother, sister, niece and I had to help shave my grandmother's back for her birthday.  The real problem?  There were only two of us the whole time.
Was Alabama a part of the Eastern Bloc at some point ?

Yesterday, I got to work late and was accused of sabotage. They let me go though. Today, I got to work early and was suspected of espionage. I don't think they'll let me go this time. Which is lucky, because I was afraid if I got to work on time tomorrow they would accuse me of illegally buying a Western watch...
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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2013, 05:23:06 AM »
My Kenyan mall shopping trip has been cancelled. Sad
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2013, 04:49:39 PM »
Quote from: Big Wiggly Style on October 17, 2013, 05:27:40 PM
I haven't showered in 2 weeks because we've been experiencing a drought. maintenance.
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Bacon King
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2013, 04:55:19 PM »
Have no potato
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Lief 🗽
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« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2013, 06:05:50 PM »

thought I had potato, but was only hallucinate from malnourish
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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2013, 06:23:48 PM »
have job at tractor factory
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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2013, 06:31:46 PM »
have lost job at tractor factory due to accusations of formalist tendency.
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« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2013, 06:32:26 PM »
I had to learn Cyrillic to learn how the machines work though. And the good it did to me : we have shortage so we work by hand.
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« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2013, 06:40:49 PM »
Somebody stole my escape raft Sad
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« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2013, 06:53:55 PM »
Got a paper cut today on my hand and had to have it amputated.
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« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2013, 07:26:48 PM »
I just bought a 1982 Toyota for two chickens and a bushel of wheat!
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Tetro Kornbluth
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« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2013, 08:58:38 PM »
Quote from: ChairmanSanchez on October 18, 2013, 07:26:48 PM
I just bought a 1982 Toyota for two chickens and a bushel of wheat!

Lol "Toyota"

I work for the Anti-Alcohol campaign.
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Tetro Kornbluth
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« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2013, 08:59:15 PM »
I work for the pro-Alcohol campaign.
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« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2013, 09:01:33 PM »
no harvest, just dead sparrow
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« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2013, 09:38:20 PM »
My friend cracked his iPhone the other night. Camera still works.
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Joe Republic
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« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2013, 11:07:29 PM »
Quote from: Senator Napoleon on October 18, 2013, 09:38:20 PM
My friend cracked his iPhone the other night. Camera still works.

What is iphone.
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