My (new) update thread. GUESS WHO HAS GIRL FEELINGS AGAIN

[King]

20RP12, you need to get a job.  Go work at Olive Garden or at a store in the mall or something else high schooly like that.
 
Get some more in real life bro friends instead of trying to communicate your feelings online.  It'll expand your network of girls you know, too.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

The problem is, this poor boy just throws darts at a board of girls and hopes one will work out. He likes a girl now that he hasn't spoken to in 4 months. How did that happen? It makes no sense. It's not normal to suddenly start having feelings for someone who you have no interaction with. He may be lusting after her but nothing more.

I've always had feelings for her, mostly dormant, but now they're out. That's the point. Plus it's hard to communicate with her b/c she's almost never online anymore and her cell phone is broken.

20RP12, you need to get a job.  Go work at Olive Garden or at a store in the mall or something else high schooly like that.
 
Get some more in real life bro friends instead of trying to communicate your feelings online.  It'll expand your network of girls you know, too.

I've been trying for a year to get a job. I've applied to about 20 places.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

The problem is, this poor boy just throws darts at a board of girls and hopes one will work out. He likes a girl now that he hasn't spoken to in 4 months. How did that happen? It makes no sense. It's not normal to suddenly start having feelings for someone who you have no interaction with. He may be lusting after her but nothing more.

I've always had feelings for her, mostly dormant, but now they're out. That's the point. Plus it's hard to communicate with her b/c she's almost never online anymore and her cell phone is broken.

20RP12, you need to get a job.  Go work at Olive Garden or at a store in the mall or something else high schooly like that.
 
Get some more in real life bro friends instead of trying to communicate your feelings online.  It'll expand your network of girls you know, too.

I've been trying for a year to get a job. I've applied to about 20 places.

Are you sure this girl is real? It smells like a catfish to me if her cell phone is broken....

But anyway, yeah, it would be healthier for you to make real friends and relationships and not ones that are only online, people who you never hear speak, never hang out with, and probably never have a chance to meet, like this girl in North Carolina.

Besides, women are different in that they need constant attention, and you'll never be able to give a girl in NC that, no matter how hard you try. You're just setting yourself up for failure.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Are you sure this girl is real? It smells like a catfish to me if her cell phone is broken....

This!!!!!!

[King]

Internet dating tip: Always do a reverse image search on any pictures a girl sends you online:  https://www.google.com/imghp

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Internet dating tip: Always do a reverse image search on any pictures a girl sends you online:  https://www.google.com/imghp

Or pics from a fb page, or any other social sites.

[Napoleon]

Are you sure this girl is real? It smells like a catfish to me if her cell phone is broken....

This!!!!!!

Srsly

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Long-distance relationships at your age are rarely if ever a good idea. If you really like each other, just be friends and wait a little while and see whether or not the feelings are the same when you're nineteen or twenty or so and ideally a little more emotionally stable than adolescents as a group generally are.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Are you sure this girl is real? It smells like a catfish to me if her cell phone is broken....

But anyway, yeah, it would be healthier for you to make real friends and relationships and not ones that are only online, people who you never hear speak, never hang out with, and probably never have a chance to meet, like this girl in North Carolina.

Besides, women are different in that they need constant attention, and you'll never be able to give a girl in NC that, no matter how hard you try. You're just setting yourself up for failure.

100% sure. I've video chatted with her.

I understand that, but I'm having extreme difficulty making friends around here. The likelihood is that I will not even try anymore, and will wait until college so I can reinvent myself.

I know, but I just...can't really help myself. She hasn't even said yes or no yet and I just chatted her a few minutes ago and she responded. I'm playing this off the wall.

Long-distance relationships at your age are rarely if ever a good idea. If you really like each other, just be friends and wait a little while and see whether or not the feelings are the same when you're nineteen or twenty or so and ideally a little more emotionally stable than adolescents as a group generally are.

I was going to look at doing this, maybe (as I said), doing a fwb thing and seeing how that guys. I may be able to go to NC this summer anyway.

[Napoleon]

Why not just get a hooker? And it doesn't necessarily have to be a normal hooker, you can likely get some girls you know to do stuff if you bring on the bravado.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Why not just get a hooker? And it doesn't necessarily have to be a normal hooker, you can likely get some girls you know to do stuff if you bring on the bravado.

I'm fat.

[Napoleon]

Why not just get a hooker? And it doesn't necessarily have to be a normal hooker, you can likely get some girls you know to do stuff if you bring on the bravado.

I'm fat.

Show em the money?

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Why not just get a hooker? And it doesn't necessarily have to be a normal hooker, you can likely get some girls you know to do stuff if you bring on the bravado.

I'm fat.

Show em the money?

I'm poor.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Long-distance relationships at your age are rarely if ever a good idea. If you really like each other, just be friends and wait a little while and see whether or not the feelings are the same when you're nineteen or twenty or so and ideally a little more emotionally stable than adolescents as a group generally are.

I was going to look at doing this, maybe (as I said), doing a fwb thing and seeing how that guys. I may be able to go to NC this summer anyway.

Why?

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Why?

I like sexual gratification.

[Antonio the Sixth]

"fwb"?

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

"fwb"?

friends with benefits

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Never do a FWB with someone you may actually want to date. Do you want to date or do you just want to mess around?

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Never do a FWB with someone you may actually want to date. Do you want to date or do you just want to mess around?

Can i pick date and then mess around

[DC Al Fine]

Never do a FWB with someone you may actually want to date. Do you want to date or do you just want to mess around?

Can i pick date and then mess around

It's hard to transition from one to the other.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Yeah, I have to agree with everybody else... not a good idea.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Never do a FWB with someone you may actually want to date. Do you want to date or do you just want to mess around?

Can i pick date and then mess around

It's hard to transition from one to the other.

How about doing the dirty while dating

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You really aren't mature enough to date anyone to be honest. It isn't all about sex, although that's part of it. Don't get into a relationship if that's all your after though. Just find a FWB and sleep with her whenever you want, but don't expect her to listen to your problems nor should she have to listen to yours.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

You really aren't mature enough to date anyone to be honest. It isn't all about sex, although that's part of it. Don't get into a relationship if that's all your after though. Just find a FWB and sleep with her whenever you want, but don't expect her to listen to your problems nor should she have to listen to yours.

But sex isn't everything. I like the cuddly mushy stupid stuff more than sex that's the point.

[Lief 🗽]

If you crave physical intimacy why do you want to date a girl that lives hundreds of miles away?!