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« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2013, 04:00:50 PM »
Quote from: Redalgo on October 17, 2013, 05:56:48 PM
  • I'm a lonely romantic without a girlfriend in over three years; still a virgin and never been kissed.
  • What I want most in life is love but I just get rejected, cheated on, or eventually dumped.
  • No careers within my reach have much - in any - appeal to me; work is mostly a burden.
  • My dream job is being a poli sci prof. but I can't handle the stress of going back to uni for more degrees.
  • I'm poor but do not qualify for TANF, food stamps, or any subsidies for Obamacare's insurance mandate.

About these items, why not move to Thailand and teach here? You could teach English anyway, and you'd almost certainly get a girl soon enough.

Quote from: Redalgo on October 17, 2013, 05:56:48 PM
  • My life is meaningless, insignificant, largely out of my power to control, and never free of worry and anxiety.

Well, this is true of all of us Redalgo.
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« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2013, 06:24:49 PM »
Autocorrect on my phone keeps spelling my name wrong, no matter how many times I correct it.
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« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2013, 06:29:44 PM »
The veins on my biceps aren't pronounced enough Sad
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« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2013, 06:55:16 PM »
Quote from: Tmthforu94 on October 18, 2013, 06:24:49 PM
Autocorrect on my phone keeps spelling my name wrong, no matter how many times I correct it.

You need to show Siri who's boss. Make that bitch work for attention.
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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2013, 06:19:48 AM »
We didn't have enough coffee so I only got 2 mugs instead of my normal 3.  Cry
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« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2013, 06:41:57 AM »
Quote from: afleitch on October 18, 2013, 06:29:44 PM
The veins on my biceps aren't pronounced enough Sad

You probably need a tighter T-shirt, girlfriend.
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« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2013, 11:45:02 PM »
Quote from: opebo on October 18, 2013, 11:50:24 AM
Quote from: Joe Republic on October 17, 2013, 02:55:42 PM
I live due west of my workplace.

Drive to work... sun's in my eyes.
Drive home from work... sun's in my eyes.

Sometimes I just want to end it all.

Who the heck would buy/rent a home west of their workplace - that's a simple rule of them: never live west of your workplace if you're on a standard drone's schedule.


My problem? Hmm.  I find it quite annoying to get my maid in.. feels weird to have a stranger in the house messing about with my belongings.
This is only true in places where you don't have chaffeurs to drive you(public employees for most of us proles). Living east of your workplace usually means suffering from the worst of the industry excesses.
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« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2013, 01:25:36 AM »
My internet has been a bitch all day.
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« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2013, 12:13:31 PM »
Quote from: Tmthforu94 on October 18, 2013, 06:24:49 PM
Autocorrect on my phone keeps spelling my name wrong, no matter how many times I correct it.

http://osxdaily.com/2012/07/30/reset-autocorrect-iphone-ipad/
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« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2013, 12:14:37 PM »
Studied for an exam I didn't have

FML
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« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2013, 12:47:07 PM »
I'm out of bourbon. 
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« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2013, 12:50:13 PM »
Got the same problem here, finished my gin on saturday, and last beer yesterday.
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« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2013, 01:27:22 PM »
Quote from: ProgressiveCapitalist on October 21, 2013, 12:50:13 PM
Got the same problem here, finished my gin on saturday, and last beer yesterday.

Yep, finished my Grey Goose yesterday and now I'm out of both.  This is a real problem.  Wink
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« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2013, 02:44:28 PM »
Quote from: ProgressiveCapitalist on October 20, 2013, 11:45:02 PM
Quote from: opebo on October 18, 2013, 11:50:24 AM
Who the heck would buy/rent a home west of their workplace - that's a simple rule of them: never live west of your workplace if you're on a standard drone's schedule.
This is only true in places where you don't have chaffeurs to drive you(public employees for most of us proles). Living east of your workplace usually means suffering from the worst of the industry excesses.

You're talking about prevailing winds and industrial smokes?  I shouldn't have thought there was any industry still belching its prosperity-inducing fumes in most American cities..
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« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2013, 03:19:35 PM »
Quote from: ChairmanSanchez on October 21, 2013, 03:10:14 PM
Yep. Apparently I cannot view this site during study hall anymore.

FIGHT FASCISM! RESTORE AMERICA NOW!
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« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2013, 06:25:00 AM »
I have to work.
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« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2013, 08:03:14 AM »
I left late for work and couldn't go to my drive-thru Starbucks.  Now I need settle for just ordinary coffee.  Ugh.
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« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2013, 10:30:44 AM »
I can't decide between going to my law school's drag show or to my Mercedes dealer's cocktail party on Thursday where they will unveil the new 2014 models with an open bar, hors d'oeuvres, and a cigar room.
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« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2013, 10:33:52 AM »
Quote from: Duke on October 23, 2013, 10:30:44 AM
I can't decide between going to my law school's drag show or to my Mercedes dealer's cocktail party on Thursday where they will unveil the new 2014 models with an open bar, hors d'oeuvres, and a cigar room.

You know the correct answer, grasshopper.  Smiley
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« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2013, 01:02:42 PM »
I had reached just the perfect state of full, wavy, professorial medium-length hair, when a special conference necessitated a haircut.  Alas, I couldn't find a fancy salon that had a male haicutter, and had to settle for a female.  My haircut ok, but to my mind subtley imperfect.
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« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2013, 01:59:28 PM »
I'm currently supposed to be editing my school newspaper, but I am very tired and I don't have anything to eat.
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« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2013, 03:38:39 PM »
Amazon raised their minimum purchase for free shipping from $25 to $35 Sad
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« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2013, 09:23:20 PM »
I skipped leg day last week, and now I have DOMS.
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« Reply #48 on: October 24, 2013, 08:42:29 AM »
That sounds more like a Third World Problem to me.
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« Reply #49 on: October 24, 2013, 01:50:13 PM »
It's been snowing for the last 5 minutes at my office.  Ugh.  Sad
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