do you like driving?

[Reaganfan]

Mostly. It's most awesome at night when you got classic rock playing on the radio and the window down. Maybe a huge Dr. Pepper in the cup holder and some Chicken McNuggets in a bag to your right.

Too bad you aren't a hot woman. We'd make a great match.

[Torie]

I get in my dented Lexus 430 which cruises like eagle in an updraft, crank up the hip hop music with the sun roof open on a nice day, have my medicine nearby, and a hot boy toy next to me, and an open road, and yes, driving can be a joy. Otherwise, it's a chore.

[badgate]

I love driving




*America*

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I get in my dented Lexus 430 which cruises like eagle in an updraft, crank up the hip hop music with the sun roof open on a nice day, have my medicine nearby, and a hot boy toy next to me, and an open road, and yes, driving can be a joy. Otherwise, it's a chore.

Man you really are the flamboyant kind.  Does Memo know about the boy toy fascination?

[Torie]

I get in my dented Lexus 430 which cruises like eagle in an updraft, crank up the hip hop music with the sun roof open on a nice day, have my medicine nearby, and a hot boy toy next to me, and an open road, and yes, driving can be a joy. Otherwise, it's a chore.

Man you really are the flamboyant kind.  Does Memo know about the boy toy fascination?

Of course!  In fact he's procured a couple for me. Going to a hot private dance club a week from Saturday. The interesting thing is the dress code. They don't allow you to wear much. So I need to procure a couple of items in order to meet the requirements. The idea is that the sartorial presentation of the participants, or lack thereof, is part of the array of a feast for the senses - strobe lights, colors, pulsing sound and writhing muscular bodies. I have a video that I found on the internet, but I don't think it appropriate to share unfortunately even thought not XXX. So wish me luck on my next adventure Grumps! 

[memphis]

Have fun and play safely at your sex party, Torie.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I picture Torie as the cop in the Village People, just 35 years older.  Ick.