Update Season X - "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Vol. I."

[Keystone Phil]

I derived smashing from the Jersey Shore. Judge me.

That's "smushing," bozo.

I have heard "smashing" before. Pretty common. None of this matters though. Naso is back, updating us on his love life. This thread can end now.

[WalterMitty]

bushie do you have the worst attendance of anyone in your class?

[Joe Biden 2020]

bushie do you have the worst attendance of anyone in your class?

Actually, no.

[King]

He's shown up twice more than Jesse Pinkman.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I derived smashing from the Jersey Shore. Judge me.

That's "smushing," bozo.

I have heard "smashing" before. Pretty common. None of this matters though. Naso is back, updating us on his love life. This thread can end now.

Yes, I know. Smush room, smash, they're derived from the same thing. Either way, I'm just hoping this happens after the first date, but the odds are fairly low.

[Lief 🗽]

Yeah, Jeffison should get sex out of the way ASAP, so they're not just rushing into marriage so they can bump uglies (like with Bushie's last two marriages).

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Yeah, Jeffison should get sex out of the way ASAP, so they're not just rushing into marriage so they can bump uglies (like with Bushie's last two marriages).

Perhaps if they both have a sip of wine, they will be so hammered they will not want to anything else but go at it. One can hope... I'm not sure which I am anticipating, the Breaking Bad series finale or Bushie's date.

[King]

Yeah, Jeffison should get sex out of the way ASAP, so they're not just rushing into marriage so they can bump uglies (like with Bushie's last two marriages).

And boy is it going to be ugly...

[Joe Biden 2020]

Getting a little too risque' boys, let's settle it down, please.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Getting a little too risque' boys, let's settle it down, please.

Risque?  Lol.  Dude you're a porn addict and this is risque?  Who's reading it in your circle of friends and church friends, except jamestroll?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Getting a little too risque' boys, let's settle it down, please.

Nothing risqué about love, Bushie. It's what two people do when they love each other.

[Torie]

Getting a little too risque' boys, let's settle it down, please.

Chatting about getting laid is deemed risque in your circles Bushie? Really?

[Kitteh]

Getting a little too risque' boys, let's settle it down, please.

Risque?  Lol.  Dude you're a porn addict and this is risque?

Remember, "porn" for Bushie means Playboy TV.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Getting a little too risque' boys, let's settle it down, please.

Risque?  Lol.  Dude you're a porn addict and this is risque?

Remember, "porn" for Bushie means Playboy TV.

Oh that's right.  I guess bumping uglies isn't something mentioned there. 

[Paul Kemp]

Who's reading it in your circle of friends and church friends, except jamestroll?

It's very easy to find this thread through search engines with all the information he's supplied in it.

Perhaps Allison has read it!

[WalterMitty]

bushie you started school in august and youve already missed 8-10 days due to ill health.  that is not normal for a 31 year old.

even if you do get that dream job in kc, how do you plan on keeping it when you cant attend regularly?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Well, guess what, I had a darn migraine creep up on me again last night.  It went from a level 4 when I went to bed to a level 7 at 0:00 this morning and now it's at a level 8.  I just took some medicine for it and will be headed to bed again shortly.  I still have to go to my doctor's appointment this evening at 15:20.  It is game, set, match on today before it even begins.  There goes my hopes for perfect attendance in September.   - Hey, I told you I'd be honest if I had to miss...

And there goes $50....

[opebo]

Getting a little too risque' boys, let's settle it down, please.

Risque?  Lol.  Dude you're a porn addict and this is risque?

Remember, "porn" for Bushie means Playboy TV.

Oh that's right.  I guess bumping uglies isn't something mentioned there. 

I think the sensitivity stems from the fact that the euphemism is, sadly, all too appropriate in this case. 

[Joe Biden 2020]

bushie you started school in august and youve already missed 8-10 days due to ill health.  that is not normal for a 31 year old.

even if you do get that dream job in kc, how do you plan on keeping it when you cant attend regularly?

Ive missed a lot, but only two days count against me.  With Allison, I have more motivation to go everyday.

My labs all came back perfectly normal.  I'm nowhere near diabetes, my blood pressure and cholesterol are normal.  The things I miss for are things a lot of people miss for, migraines, severe stomach cramps.  I've had migraines most of the month, but today was the first day I've missed because of it.

[© tweed]

my armchair diagnosis would be that most days Bushie is 'sick' and can't go to work, it's actually his OCD acting up, blowing what may be a slight physical discomfort way out of proportion and obsessing over it, making him unable to engage in normal daily activities.

[Sopranos Republican]

Who's reading it in your circle of friends and church friends, except jamestroll?

It's very easy to find this thread through search engines with all the information he's supplied in it.

Perhaps Allison has read it!

No one admit to anything illegal, Obummer could be watching.....

[AkSaber]

my armchair diagnosis would be that most days Bushie is 'sick' and can't go to work, it's actually his OCD acting up, blowing what may be a slight physical discomfort way out of proportion and obsessing over it, making him unable to engage in normal daily activities.

I thought so too. Like being too sick to go to school, but well enough to go out with friends and family. He must have exaggerated his condition to his doctor, like crazy.

[Joe Biden 2020]

my armchair diagnosis would be that most days Bushie is 'sick' and can't go to work, it's actually his OCD acting up, blowing what may be a slight physical discomfort way out of proportion and obsessing over it, making him unable to engage in normal daily activities.

I thought so too. Like being too sick to go to school, but well enough to go out with friends and family. He must have exaggerated his condition to his doctor, like crazy.

I am very honest to the doctor with my conditions.  I don't take small illnesses and act like the world's caving in.  If I stay home because I'm sick then I am really in pain.  I just happen to experience pain quite often.  A lot more often than I would like.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Well, guess what, I had a darn migraine creep up on me again last night.  It went from a level 4 when I went to bed to a level 7 at 0:00 this morning and now it's at a level 8.  I just took some medicine for it and will be headed to bed again shortly.  I still have to go to my doctor's appointment this evening at 15:20.  It is game, set, match on today before it even begins.  There goes my hopes for perfect attendance in September.   - Hey, I told you I'd be honest if I had to miss...

And there goes $50....

I know, and I thought about that today when I emailed my instructor, but there was nothing doing today.  Thankfully, it let up by Noon and is much lower this evening than it was this morning.  I will have no problem going in the morning and finishing Week 8 the right way.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Who's reading it in your circle of friends and church friends, except jamestroll?

It's very easy to find this thread through search engines with all the information he's supplied in it.

Perhaps Allison has read it!

That's why I'm not disclosing details of the conversations, just major highlights.  What we do between each other and what we talk about is our business.