A statement from the Southeastern Regional Chairman of the RPA

[WiseGuy]

[WiseGuy walks onto the stage amid thunderous applause]

My fellow Atlasians,

Several hours ago, Sen. Supersoulty issued an incorrigible statement calling the Republicans a "dinosaur party," and insisting that we disband.  I believe that this will cause the conservative movement to break up altogether.  I applaud the actions of PBrunsel and KeystonePhil, and strongly urge all Conservatives to unite behind the Republican Party, because I think that it is the best vehicle to advance the conservative agenda.

Thank You and may God bless Atlasia!