Is Jack Enderman a gay?

[Lambsbread]

I think my computer is gay because when I was voting, it reloaded and it said I voted the gay option... Is it okay? You know what, think of the female option as one vote and the male one less... Anyways I'm definitely NOT gay... I'm completely straight!  Please feel free to deluge me with opebo's female sigs!

Eh?

Mix of options 1 and 3 for me

[Enderman]

I'm not gay... Anyways, even if I was gay, would I post this? Also, would I say that I hate gay things (which I do) and I have a girlfriend (which I do) and a majority of my friends are female (which is true)?

[Kitteh]

Also, would I say that I hate gay things (which I do) and I have a girlfriend (which I do) and a majority of my friends are female (which is true)?

wat

[TNF]

I'm not gay... Anyways, even if I was gay, would I post this? Also, would I say that I hate gay things (which I do) and I have a girlfriend (which I do) and a majority of my friends are female (which is true)?

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

a majority of my friends are female

You know that's common for a lot of gay men, right?

[Enderman]

a majority of my friends are female

You know that's common for a lot of gay men, right?

No, I didn't

[bballrox4717]

I'm not gay... Anyways, even if I was gay, would I post this? Also, would I say that I hate gay things (which I do) and I have a girlfriend (which I do) and a majority of my friends are female (which is true)?

I can't decide if you're talking like a closeted guy or if that's a typical 14 year old response to gay accusations. Either way, you sound incredibly insecure of what people think of you and that just makes people naturally target you. Relax, don't get defensive and have a good laugh about it. It doesn't really matter what people on the Internet think of your sexual orientation, and posts like this wouldn't exist if you left the discussion alone.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Yeah when I was 13... I DEFINITELY was NOT GAY...omg that's gross.

My assumption is that Jack Enderman's parents are conservative Republicans who probably have said a nasty thing or two about gay people... so that's the position Enderman adopts because he is still too young to formulate his own opinions of things.

With that said, I doubt Enderman really knows his sexuality yet... though I'm sure his body has given him signs.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

This thread is precious.

[tik 🪀✨]

This seems like the perfect opportunity to share my updated list of Gay Things:

- Strawberries
- Leather bracelets
- Punctuation
- Tool belts
- Air freshener
- Gardening
- Cinnamon
- Scaffolding
- Responding  with "I know, right??"
- Belts
- Fabric softener
- Yoghurt
- Smiling
- Risotto
- Bleach
- Tennis
- Chapstick
- Picture frames
- Sparklers
- Recycling
- Pamphlets
- Bookends
- Dimples
- Lamps
- Tea
- Listening
- Shoulder pads
- Boots
- Brazil

This list is not exhaustive and research is ongoing.

[Anti Democrat Democrat Club]

[Lambsbread]

I'm not gay... Anyways, even if I was gay, would I post this?

Larry Craig was anti-gay too, champ.

[PJ]

This seems like the perfect opportunity to share my updated list of Gay Things:

- Strawberries
- Leather bracelets
- Punctuation
- Tool belts
- Air freshener
- Gardening
- Cinnamon
- Scaffolding
- Responding  with "I know, right??"
- Belts
- Fabric softener
- Yoghurt
- Smiling
- Risotto
- Bleach
- Tennis
- Chapstick
- Picture frames
- Sparklers
- Recycling
- Pamphlets
- Bookends
- Dimples
- Lamps
- Tea
- Listening
- Shoulder pads
- Boots
- Brazil

This list is not exhaustive and research is ongoing.

According to that list, everyone I know is gay.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

This seems like the perfect opportunity to share my updated list of Gay Things:

- Strawberries
- Leather bracelets
- Punctuation
- Tool belts
- Air freshener
- Gardening
- Cinnamon
- Scaffolding
- Responding  with "I know, right??"
- Belts
- Fabric softener
- Yoghurt
- Smiling
- Risotto
- Bleach
- Tennis
- Chapstick
- Picture frames
- Sparklers
- Recycling
- Pamphlets
- Bookends
- Dimples
- Lamps
- Tea
- Listening
- Shoulder pads
- Boots
- Brazil

This list is not exhaustive and research is ongoing.

What type of boots would these be, and in what situations? And yeah, this seems kinda broad.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

[Torie]

I look forward to the day when whether you are gay or straight is about as important to worry about, and fret about, and be defensive or offensive about, as the issue of what brand of toothpaste you use.  Why does it f'ing matter?  I might add that I have held that position, at least intellectually, since I was at an age considerably below the median here. I guess I was kind of cutting edge on that one.

[Enderman]

Ya know what, thank you Snow, who  cares anyways? And to mr obvious next poster, I actually don't care... (anyways I knew my orientation when I was 7)

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Ah, good, Snowstalker's here to sort things out. Thank you, Snowstalker, for taking the time to explain things to other people.

[Lambsbread]

(anyways I knew my orientation when I was 7)

........................

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

(anyways I knew my orientation when I was 7)

By force?

[ElectionsGuy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLk4Ia0otko

[memphis]

Just as society presumes everybody is straight until informed otherwise, I presume everybody on Atlas is gay until informed otherwise. I also disagree with Gary Coleman.  It's interesting in the same way that Xahar is Bengali and Tmthru is very tall. Without diversity in the human experience, life would be very dull.

[Swedish Rainbow Capitalist Cheese]

I look forward to the day when whether you are gay or straight is about as important to worry about, and fret about, and be defensive or offensive about, as the issue of what brand of toothpaste you use.  Why does it f'ing matter?  I might add that I have held that position, at least intellectually, since I was at an age considerably below the median here. I guess I was kind of cutting edge on that one.

I just hope you're aware that people who use Colgate will burn in hell.

[Kitteh]

I also disagree with Gary Coleman.  It's interesting in the same way that Xahar is Bengali and Tmthru is very tall. Without diversity in the human experience, life would be very dull.

I strongly agree with this.


...wait, I agree with memphis on something related to sex? Ö

[Antonio the Sixth]

I look forward to the day when whether you are gay or straight is about as important to worry about, and fret about, and be defensive or offensive about, as the issue of what brand of toothpaste you use.  Why does it f'ing matter?

QFT.

Though I do fully support making "Enderman is gay" the new "Oldies is black" meme, just for fun.