Alternate 2000 Election

[barfbag]

Let's pretend that Pat Buchanan won the 2000 election over Al Gore and he's formed his new administration. How would things be different if the following administration were to be put into place for the next 8 years?

President- Pat Buchanan
Vice-President- Jesse Helms
Secretary of State- Newt Gingrich
Secretary of Treasury- Haley Barbour
Secretary of Defense- Donald Rumsfeld
Attorney General- Charles Pickering
Secretary of Interior- Robert Bork
Secretary of Agriculture- George Allen
Secretary of Commerce- Ron Paul
Secretary of Labor- Rick Santorum
Secretary of Energy- Glenn Beck
Secretary of Education- John Ashcroft
Secretary of Transportation- Rick Perry
Secretary of Health and Human Services- Dick Cheney
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development- Pat Robertson
Secretary of Veterans' Affairs- Strom Thurmond

[Goldwater]

Okay, if George W. Bush could just barley beat Gore in 2000, how the fudge could Pat Buchanan beat him?

[Lumine]

Oh, dear god, the cabinet...

[Wake Me Up When The Hard Border Ends]

Two things are for certain - President Buchanan would not have created the Department of Homeland Security, assuming 9/11 occurs as it did in real life, nor would he have sent troops to Iraq.

[Enderman]

I like your idea Barfbag, but this just ain't gonna happen now if it were McCain or Jeb Bush instead of Buchanan, then we're talking!

[barfbag]

Okay, if George W. Bush could just barley beat Gore in 2000, how the fudge could Pat Buchanan beat him?

It's pretend like how we used to play tea party and house.

[Illuminati Blood Drinker]

Okay, if George W. Bush could just barley beat Gore in 2000, how the fudge could Pat Buchanan beat him?

Forget it, Barry, it's barfbag.

[barfbag]

Okay, if George W. Bush could just barley beat Gore in 2000, how the fudge could Pat Buchanan beat him?

Forget it, Barry, it's barfbag.

All I'm asking is what would happen if we had the above administration.