The Ranch Dressing Epidemic: Will it cripple our great Republic?

[Oldiesfreak1854]

I think Ranch is OK, but I prefer Italian or Bleu Cheese.  As for on pizza, I believe Papa John's puts some sort of dipping sauce in with their pizzas.  I have a book about pizza where the author says that a general rule of thumb is that pizza should not be served with dipping sauce.  Personally, I would probably agree.  Pizza is much too good on its own.  Why ruin such a great classic Italian/American comfort food like that?

Oh? I'm glad you've cleared that up with the experts' opinion.

I see he has the same high standard in culinary experts as he does in historical experts.

What's that supposed to mean?

[Franzl]

I think Ranch is OK, but I prefer Italian or Bleu Cheese.  As for on pizza, I believe Papa John's puts some sort of dipping sauce in with their pizzas.  I have a book about pizza where the author says that a general rule of thumb is that pizza should not be served with dipping sauce.  Personally, I would probably agree.  Pizza is much too good on its own.  Why ruin such a great classic Italian/American comfort food like that?

Oh? I'm glad you've cleared that up with the experts' opinion.

I see he has the same high standard in culinary experts as he does in historical experts.

What's that supposed to mean?

He's complimenting you. Be proud of your research abilities.

[The Mikado]

Yes. God bless wings and ranch.

Wings and bleu cheese are the way to go, preferably after the wings are coated with the hottest sauce you have readily available and with beer ready to quench the fire.  Ranch is for kids.

(I don't do the above very often because it's ridiculously bad for you, but I love it when I do)

[memphis]

Dear lord, I don't understand middle American food whatsoever.  Ranch dressing is vile. 

NYC needs to file a class action lawsuit against middle America for putting ranch on pizza and creating blueberry/cinnamon raisin bagels.

And you're more than welcome to keep your tongue sandwiches, thankyouverymuch.

[opebo]

Tongue is a delicious meat.

As for 'ranch' I'm not fond of it, and do agree its prevalence is a sign of the continuing decline.

How is mustard doing?  Mustard is the one I miss (not available here).

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Yeah, blue cheese is what I normally get with my wings and celery and beer. In fact, I wish I could have that for dinner tonight. Maybe I will...