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All Along The Watchtower
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« on: December 16, 2012, 11:12:49 PM »

Progressive Realist is a citizen of the Mideast Region and one of the sleaziest finest representatives of the lobbying profession in all of Atlasia. As a member of one of the most reputable professions out there, he understands the concerns of the diverse array of individuals,  organizations, interest groups, and industries that hire him for his services.

While Progressive Realist-affectionately known as "PR" by his associates-does not limit his lobbying activities to specific niches, he is perhaps best known for the following:

   -Extensive work on behalf of small businesses and entrepreneurs
   -Work for multinational corporations that have created millions of jobs for people     around the globe
   -Work on behalf of charities, including non-denominational Christian faith community charities
   -Opposition research for political parties across the spectrum, depending on the political situation

As it can probably be deduced by these and other examples, one theme is constant in Progressive Realist's work: he is a tireless advocate for the oppressed, downtrodden, and marginalized in society.

He does not ask for much; just unlimited access to legislators and highly disproportionate influence over the Atlasian political process. In return for that (and the right vote on critical issues, of course), he offers generous donations to the political campaigns of the legislators he works with. Smiley

If you or anyone you know would like a lobbyist for a particular issue, contact Progressive Realist at 1-800-PR-LOBBYING, or just send him a private message through the Atlas Forum private messaging system. Smiley

Thank you, and happy legislating! Cheesy
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Alfred F. Jones
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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2012, 12:28:49 AM »

Yeah, PR! Fight for all the downtrodden multinational corporations! The oppression of Wal-Mart has gone on too long!
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Franzl
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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2012, 01:58:14 AM »

We need to talk about marketing German beer in Atlasia. Do you think you're sleazy enough for the job?
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