The Confession

[Mister Twister]

Well, the election is over and I did lose the Hawaii/Utah bet and I don't think this account is going to last much longer either way. With these factors in mind, the time has come for my confession.

A while back, I was under the name "Aizen" here. When I returned to Atlas Forum like a year and a half-ish later, I found I was locked out of my account

So, I created The Professor

My next account was Joe Democrat/Joe Democrat Returns

Finally, my most recent and presumably final account is Mister Twister

So, in conclusion, Aizen, The Professor, Joe Democrat and Mister Twister... are all one in the same...!

discuss

[tmthforu94]

So are you leaving now, or are you waiting until the mods ban you?

[anvi]

I was going to say that your sig pic on this account would not help you get girls, but since you just took it away, I have no further comment. 

[CountryRoads]

lolwut

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I remember Aizen.  Cool dude.  Nice to see you back.

[Lambsbread]

DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNUNUDNUDNDUDNN DUDN UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Seriously, thank you for bringing so many smiles to this forum. Godspeed.

[© tweed]

next time you make an account (and do make another account), notify me the Head of the International Posters' Union and we'll better be able to defend your interests.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Thank you for everything. I for one do hope you'll return.

(For what it's worth, it was, I think, as The Professor that you truly shone.)

[Mr. Morden]

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[bgwah]

Not surprised.

[morgieb]

Interesting.

The Professor > this but you're the only funny troll on the forum.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Return once more, oh lord of the trolling arts.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

http://youtu.be/Jh2Nu2aTPP0

And the answer is, quite obviously yes.

[Frodo]

Well, the election is over and I did lose the Hawaii/Utah bet and I don't think this account is going to last much longer either way. With these factors in mind, the time has come for my confession.

A while back, I was under the name "Aizen" here. When I returned to Atlas Forum like a year and a half-ish later, I found I was locked out of my account

So, I created The Professor

My next account was Joe Democrat/Joe Democrat Returns

Finally, my most recent and presumably final account is Mister Twister

So, in conclusion, Aizen, The Professor, Joe Democrat and Mister Twister... are all one in the same...!

discuss

Wow -you created four accounts, and all this just so you can be with us. 

This forum is admittedly pretty addictive -I can understand why you couldn't just let go... 

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

You are the greatest.

Waiting for your next persona!

[Napoleon]

Joe Democrat was the superior account.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

You are the greatest.

Waiting for your next persona!

This is what's wrong with this forum.

[Joe Republic]

Well played, sir.  The Professor was one of the best accounts we've ever had.

Joe Democrat was the superior account.

But that was obviously my own sock account, not Aizen's.  'A Person' said so.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

You are the greatest.

Waiting for your next persona!

This is what's wrong with this forum.

Still wondering why no one likes you?

[Simfan34]

I'll miss the Professor.

[Lief 🗽]

Bravo! Simply exquisite trolling. Thank you.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

You are the greatest.

Waiting for your next persona!

This is what's wrong with this forum.

Still wondering why no one likes you?

1. People like me.
2. If people dislike me because I advocate for the banning and removal of trolls, I'm ok with being disliked by those people.

[Joe Republic]

IIRC, Inks spent the first month of The Professor's tenure here hounding him for information on his academic credentials.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

IIRC, Inks spent the first month of The Professor's tenure here hounding him for information on his academic credentials.

I enjoy trying to catch people in a mistake that gives them away.  At least now the case is settled, even if I wasn't the one to crack it.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

You are the greatest.

Waiting for your next persona!

This is what's wrong with this forum.

Still wondering why no one likes you?

1. People like me.
2. If people dislike me because I advocate for the banning and removal of trolls, I'm ok with being disliked by those people.

Alas, deep in your heart you wish you were as popular as The Professor and other great users, but you also realize you'll never achieve their greatness. So you're trying to compensate by plaing an internet strongman.