Akno21
Junior Chimp
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« on: February 04, 2005, 09:56:16 PM » |
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(A street that could be anywhere)
Worker 1: I guess no one liked what we made
Worker 2: Yea, that's why Boss had to let us go
Worker 1: Let's hurry up, I wanna get to the welfare office before the crowd does
Worker 2: Yea.
The workers are about to enter the office when a man in a suit walks out
Worker 1: Why is the office closed, sir?
Senator Bono: Because I closed it, isn't that great?
Worker 2: Who are you?
Senator Bono: Why, I'm your Senator, Bono.
Worker 1: Why did you close the welfare office?
Senator Bono: Well, you want a free-market economy, don't you?
Worker 2: How are we going to provide for our families?
Senator Bono: The market will open up, suckers
(Bono gets in a Mercedes and is driven away)
Worker 1: We can't afford 4 more months of Bono
Worker 2: I can't afford another week
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