Palace of Whitehall: Lord Protector

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Attention,


Effective immediatelly, I took over the Midwest Region in order to restore it's past greatness and abolish all rotten institutions.

Self-proclaimed "Prime Verin" will be escorted to the Tower and shall await Our decision on his fate there.


So ordered,
Kalwejt
Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of Midwest

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

For refusing to obey Our order, I hereby sentence Mr. Redalgo, nicknamed "Senator", to death.

Sentence to be carried out immediatelly after arresting the traitor.

Lord Protector.

[Redalgo]

This fiend will be shown no cooperation by the likes of me. I call at once for popular, counter-revolutionary action against both him and his wicked, conniving host of cohorts. They are but vultures who descend to prey upon the workers' flesh. I shall not relent, and the public must resist. I am returning home to you, beloved countrymen of the Midwest, to take up my rifle. We shall weather out these dark times and - if fate shall have it - I will die with honor in your most pleasant company without regret or reservation. And yet I would rather live on, so let us be unyielding to the last and retake our home so that we may see the better days ahead.

Alfred Jones, I hereby request you take up my seat in the Senate until I return. No chances will be taken on trying to send word back to our nation's capitol in person, so I am left with no choice but to temporarily yield my post there. Make me proud, and serve the People well.

That being said, I scoff at the edict for my execution. Send your stooges, tyrant. I am waiting.

~ Our parting hymn ~

[ilikeverin]

Excuse me, Mr. Lord Protector, I got a PM telling me to stop being a Midwest Senator.  When did I start being a Midwest Senator?

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

WHOEVER THE  IS YOUR SENATOR BETTER GET IT FIGURED OUR BEFORE I MAKE IT SO YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A REGION TO REBEL IN!!!!!


I got a damn cloture vote caused by one of your residents that is dragging on and on and on, and your Senator still hasn't voted on it.


Thank You! Where's the Tylenol?

[Dr. Cynic]

YAKITY SCHMACKITY DOOOOOOO!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Dear Citizens,


I'm proud to present to you a very complex constitution that shall now be law of this land.


Constitution of the Commonwealth od Midwest

1. All power shall be vested in the Lord Protector
2. I am the Lord Protector

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Too bland, time to "add some color". Red should do!


"Forgets" briefcase in one of the public bathrooms.

[Dr. Cynic]

Be advised that under the President's authority, I have called up 6 armored divisions to free the Prime Verin and all others you are holding captive in the Midwest.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Be advised that under the President's authority, I have called up 6 armored divisions to free the Prime Verin and all others you are holding captive in the Midwest.

Be aware the Commonwealth of Midwest will resist this illegal invasion by foreign forces.

[hawkeye59]

Be advised that under the President's authority, I have called up 6 armored divisions to free the Prime Verin and all others you are holding captive in the Midwest.

Be aware the Commonwealth of Midwest will resist this illegal invasion by foreign forces.

With no Midwestern's (except yours) support.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Be advised that under the President's authority, I have called up 6 armored divisions to free the Prime Verin and all others you are holding captive in the Midwest.

Be aware the Commonwealth of Midwest will resist this illegal invasion by foreign forces.

With no Midwestern's (except yours) support.

A loud group of disloyalist doesn't represent THE PEOPLE.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

By The Grace of God and of the Republic, Lord Protector of the Commonwealth Midwest and Southern Canada, Stadtholder of the Beechum County, Alabama, Defender of Reality, Major General of the Chilvary, High Constable of the Tower, Lord Lieutenant of the Overseas Realms, etc. etc.


The following things are banished from Our Land for all eternity:

1. Things I don't like


So be it,
The Lord Protector

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Should go off any time now!