The Comedy Goldmine

[Morning in Atlas]

snowstalker is a strong independent cogendist who dont need no female

[Oakvale]

Brilliant news. And the status of those already married should not be affected.

Not surprising coming from this poster. Idiot.

In all likelihood I am probably more intelligent than both of you.
This is a simple truth.

[traininthedistance]

What the f**k is the "southeastern conference"?

A paramilitary organization with a reality television series.

[Zanas]

Context needed.

This is beautiful.

I hope Scott doesn't die though.

[Joe Republic]

If she would open every Fed meeting by throwing open a pair of double doors and shouting, "WHAT'S ALL THE YELLEN ABOUT?" I would be so happy.

[Oakvale]

Context

Blonde Minnesotan girls of Scandinavian descent

[Miles]

Kinda late, but this was very clever of Matt!

I should try that, I have been told to try half diet and half regular but maybe starting with 25% diet would be good. I really need to stop drinking pop in general though since it is bad for me and my teeth. I went a week with only drinking a few pops I think I can do it again.

Try drinking it through a straw; it bypasses your teeth

No wonder why your emoticon doesn't have any.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Like Obama, Christie is the yeast in the brew of his governance.

That reminds me. Yall do know that alcohol is yeast poop, don't you?

[rejectamenta]

Abrahamic Slave Morality.

Thank you for your insightful and original analysis.

Oh your welcome anytime.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Intentional or not:

He has the capacity to display wit, intelligence, and collegiality when he wants to, and when he does he's great. I don't like his caustic affected personality of a brazen ideologue though, especially when he decides to spontaneously flip between different sets of beliefs (which honestly ruins the entire act).

Net FF but needs improvement. A respected IRC institution

Pretty much this.

Either Snowstalker is going throught an annoying phase or he a Bushie-style masochistic attention seeker. Hopefully he'll return to his pre-2013 quality.

Yes, he should go back to posting about My Little Pony.

[Paul Kemp]

Bridge Over Troubled Watergate

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Bridge Over Troubled Watergate

Came here to post that.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Just wait until the private messages surface: "Time for some Keystone Phil signature problems."

[Antonio the Sixth]

There is no smart without dumb.

Just like there is no light without darkness.


#sage

[PJ]

I'd like to request the expulsion of Snowstalker from the Federalist party.

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Snowstalker's advanced levels of sagery, are, in my humble opinion, extremely detrimental to the party. An independent study shows that 30 Atlasians died last year in firearm and/or automobile related incidents due to the listening of Snowstalker's daily afternoon drive radio talk show "The Friendzone." If this isn't stopped soon my friends, we might all succumb to the cancer known as true leftism. To those who think it is cute that he has joined our party consider this: EXTREME. SAGERY. KILLS.

Thank You

*This public service message brought to you by The Neoliberal Traditionalist People's Front.

[Morning in Atlas]

 1.01.10, a day of loss, homelessness and brake adjustments.

[Joe Republic]

I bet that you're the one who replaced Phil's signature with a picture of a circuitboard and sent a prostitute to my apartment last night, too. When will it end?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I don’t like burritos for breakfast, even if they have eggs in them.  Burritos are for lunch or dinner.  Only 347 more days until Christmas.

[TNF]

HP (RD), interesting man though.

This too. I do identify with the man sometimes as a fellow Orange County native.

[Paul Kemp]

HP (RD), interesting man though.

This too. I do identify with the man sometimes as a fellow Orange County native.

What does that even mean?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I'm not responding anymore to the clearance talk.

#TypicalBushie

[Keystone Phil]

I'm not responding anymore to the clearance talk.

#TypicalBushie

Ugh. I hate when someone doesn't respond to an Internet Hall Monitor's grilling about topics that don't concern the latter!

[CatoMinor]

I'm from Pennsylvania, so people making silly assumptions gets on my nerves.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

One of the easiest answers I've ever given. South Park, duh. What's morally repugnant about it?

Tonight on Some Dude With a Computer: Inside the mind of BTRD

1. If South Park has done episodes making fun of Democrats and/or liberals, then South Park must be right-wing propaganda.

2. If South Park is right-wing propaganda, then South Park must be evil and morally repugnant.

1. If Family Guy has done episodes making fun of Republicans and/or conservatives, then Family Guy must be left-wing propaganda.

2. If Family Guy is left-wing propaganda, then Family Guy must be awesome and the best thing ever.

This has been Some Dude With a Computer; join us next week when Hifly tells everyone about how he went Oxford.

[SPC]

Interesting...