The Comedy Goldmine

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Bolding is mine:

I don't think it's wise for a Christian to date outside the faith. There are at least two references (Ephesians and Corinthians) where many evangelicals(I included) apply those verses with regards to dating. Personally I don't think dating as we know it properly prepares one for marriage.

This coming from a guy who got a no from a Baptist preachers daughter and sister because of my speaking in tounges.

ROFLMAO

[Joe Republic]

Complaining about the War on Christmas gets earlier every year.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

on De Klerk:

Not my cup of rooibos, but he did the right thing.

(I love tea jokes)

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Old, but gold:

Not real birth certificate
Is a Muslim
Goes against America
Gateway to Marxism
Emigrated from Kenya
Reeks of socialism

[Pheurton Skeurto]

[Napoleon]

Historical proof that homosexuality will rip our society apart.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Here's a perfect example of why we needed Rick to win the Presidency. It would right so many wrongs.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I printed out this thread and made it into my own personal paper air force. But who to attack?

You should fly them into China's newly declared air defense zone in the East China Sea without submitting a flight plan, thus sparking an international incident between China and Australia.  Then wait for the fun to begin.

[Zanas]

So-called "right to twerk" laws are nothing more than a disingenuously named attempt to stick it to twerker unions.  

Plus basically the whole thread.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Context

Anyone fancy a necklace?

[PJ]

A pig among guinea pigs

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=183662.0

[Antonio the Sixth]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=183725.0

[patrick1]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=183725.0

Jesus Christ France, Jerry Lewis was bad enough.

[Paul Kemp]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=183725.0

Wrong link.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

I want to help get our site on high school blacklists, as well!

Titty.

[JerryArkansas]

You know, I've had my share of disagreements with Obama, but this just crosses the line.  I've supported this man for the last six years, but now I am done.  Looking at it now, I can't believe I had ever considered supporting someone so vile, so disrespectful as the current president.  McCain never would've taken selfies at a funeral.  Romney never would've taken selfies at a funeral.  No.  Those two, as much as I disagreed with them, are honorable and respectful men, and are far better fit for the White House than Obozo ever was.  Obama is in over his head with his constant arrogance.  I'm sorry I ever supported Obama and I'm sorry I ever supported Democratic candidates.  Next year, I will volunteer all my time for every Republican running in my state and help the GOP secure that Senate majority.  And it won't end there.  Come 2016, me and millions of other Americans will deliver a final blow to this jackass once we elect a respectable Republican president once again.  It's time people stopped buying whatever the media tells them and started listening.  This is an absolute disgrace, but I am confident that the American people will rise up and correct the mistake they made in 2008 and again in 2012.  Wake up, people.  Elections have consequences.

[PJ]

I'm more interested to know when society will finally begin to recognize "rubicks" cubes as people.

followed by

Conception.

[Tender Branson]

I expected such things from Helle... after all she's a teenager in a grown-up's body.
And I'm not surprised with Cameron. This is after all... Cameron.
But Barack! What are you doing?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Conception.

*Sigh*

[Oakvale]

That's not a nazi uniform.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Hey, guys! How many more ironic Miley comments can we get here? Obviously don't have enough!

WOW

                                        SUCH MILEY


               WHAT WRECKING BALL

                                                                          VERY TWERK



Did I do that right?

[Pheurton Skeurto]

LOL that post is great. Here's another one from his Keystone-ness:

Oh, the Moderators are switching to another board?

[Napoleon]

Wait what are these secret loophole exclusions we're just now hearing about?

Moderators have a power known as "extraordinary rendition" where we can unilaterally transfer an account's data to a server located abroad so the Terms of Service either doesn't apply or is unenforceable. We can then keep an account on moderator review indefinitely without any public oversight

[Paul Kemp]

Context:

She did what was necessary for the sake of the Union.