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Topic: The Comedy Goldmine (Read 248830 times)
I spent the winter writing songs about getting better
BRTD
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Re: The Comedy Goldmine
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February 04, 2013, 07:56:06 PM »
What do you know, SPC actually got a good one:
Quote from: SPC on February 04, 2013, 07:31:49 PM
Quote from: Nagas on February 04, 2013, 07:01:11 PM
Can you imagine the havoc that would be wrought with Bushie at the helm?
Given his employment record, he probably would have been impeached after two months.
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Paul Kemp
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Re: The Comedy Goldmine
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February 04, 2013, 11:01:16 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Morden on February 04, 2013, 10:51:33 PM
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Quote from: seanNJ9 on February 04, 2013, 10:24:13 PM
Am I the only one who was looking for another option other than Hillary in 2008, but am now supporting her for 2012.
You are certainly not alone.
So there are others who are now supporting her for an election which took place last year, when she wasn't on the ballot?
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opebo
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Re: The Comedy Goldmine
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February 05, 2013, 03:36:14 PM »
Quote from: Tmthforu94 on February 03, 2013, 03:30:59 PM
Will be going to see
Warm Bodies
this afternoon with a friend.
First it was vampires that women of all ages swooned over. Now it is zombies. Hopefully political nerds is soon to follow.
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Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
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Re: The Comedy Goldmine
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February 05, 2013, 03:53:45 PM »
Quote from: My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark on February 05, 2013, 03:50:26 PM
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If this really bothered you
would (and should) report us all.
This ^
Guys, don't give him that kind of ideas... he's capable of actually doing it.
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20RP12
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Re: The Comedy Goldmine
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One of
the
best
worst
we've had
One of us was alive to prosper in the 80s, punk.
And I'm alive today to suffer from the consequences of Reagonomics, old man
Yes yes, he tanked the German economy.
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Paul Kemp
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Re: The Comedy Goldmine
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February 05, 2013, 07:09:04 PM »
Quote from: Is JCL in mushy sappy love on February 05, 2013, 06:45:46 PM
From an alternate history I considered writing
American Conservative Union Party
:A party from the pre-war era it was the party of government through the war. It heavily stressed a socially libertarian rightest view of politik. Outlawing abortion under the Ronald Reagan/Rev. Martin Luther King administration. Where it shows it's libertarian flair is in the states handling drug and marriage laws. Other famous figures in the party include Current President Ron Paul(ACU-PA) Congressmen Mike Pence(ACU-IN), Chris Daughtry(ACU-NC), Jack Kemp (ACU-NY) the Party of Jefferson, Madison, Coolidge, JFK, and Reagan Also the party of Evangelical, Pentacostal, and other conservative Christian sects as well as many minorities.
Libertarian Party
:Also a pre-war party but has seen massive growth since the war. More socially liberal but very conservative regarding economic and foreign policy. Figures include Senator Gary Johnson (L-NM), Brian Schwicker (L-MT)
Republican Party
:Blamed for the cause of the Liberty War it has shrunk considerably but still has considerable clout. Many Northeastern rightists still keep to the party of Lincolin. Most High Church Christians and Mormans tend with their moderate stances.Figures include Willard "Mitt Romney (R-MA), Richard Lugar (R-IN), Hillary Clinton (R-IL)
Progressive Party
:The standard bearer of the center-left. After the Democrats dissolved in 1985 the Progressives have been trying to court the Republicans to merge with them and leave the right. They are trying to get abortion and gay marriage legalized throughout the country though with little success. Figures include Nancy Pelosi (P-CA), Rudy Guliani (P-NY), Michael Bloomburg (P-NY). The party of FDR and LBJ
Democratic Socialist Party
:Further to the Left of the Progressives you have this party. The youngest of the major parties include many (around 25 percent of minorities) that believe in Socialism and liberal social policies. Bernie Sanders, Barney Frank, and Andre Carson lead this new wave of the radical left. The Occupy Movemnet leans heavily in their direction.
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20RP12
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Re: The Comedy Goldmine
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Quote from: Is JCL in mushy sappy love on February 05, 2013, 06:45:46 PM
Hillary Clinton (R-IL)
There are a multiplicity of things wrong with this fragment
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden
Just Passion Through
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Re: The Comedy Goldmine
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Quote from: The Take Over, The Break's Over on February 05, 2013, 07:25:52 PM
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Hillary Clinton (R-IL)
There are a multiplicity of things wrong with this fragment
Actually, Hillary Clinton is a former Republican.
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Paul Kemp
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Re: The Comedy Goldmine
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Quote from: The Take Over, The Break's Over on February 05, 2013, 07:25:52 PM
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Hillary Clinton (R-IL)
There are a multiplicity of things wrong with this fragment
That's the least of the post's problems.
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Napoleon
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Re: The Comedy Goldmine
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Hillary Clinton (R-IL)
There are a multiplicity of things wrong with this fragment
That's the least of the poster's problems.
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Re: The Comedy Goldmine
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Quote from: President Napoleon on February 05, 2013, 07:51:24 PM
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Hillary Clinton (R-IL)
There are a multiplicity of things wrong with this fragment
That's the least of the poster's problems.
I think his followup on a major left-facist party is worse.
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20RP12
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Re: The Comedy Goldmine
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Quote from: SoEA SJoyce on February 05, 2013, 08:28:49 PM
Gov. Tim McGraw (D-TN)/Rep. Jim Matheson (D-UT)
Gov. Will McKenna (R-WA)/the reanimated corpse of Delegate Norton P. Chipman (R-DC)
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Antonio the Sixth
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