NASO FOR A NEW ATLASIA: THE HIGHWAY TOUR

[MAS117]

Governor MAS117 walks to the podium, while Life is a highway in the background

Ladies and Gentlemen, thanks for the great standing ovaition right here in the great state of Ohio!!!!!!! I'd like to thank Vice President Keystone Phil for being here, as well as Fmr. Vice President Andrew. However, the reason I am here out of my region, is to support your next SENATOR, MIKE NASO!!!!!!!!

*****cheeeeerrrrrrsssssss******

Tommorrow, is the Day of Vigor and Decisiveness for all of the Northeast region,  in honor of your next Senator, Mike Naso. Mike Naso will bring what no person else can to the forum. He's a great Atlasian, serving under Vice President Supersoulty as Laision to the Senate, and then Secy. of the Senate, finally moving to his current post of Chief of Staff to the President of Atlasia, PBrunsel. Now, Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a round of applause to your Vice President Keystone Phil!!!!!!

[Keystone Phil]

(Vice President Keystone Phil walks onto the stage to "Life is a Highway." He begins to wave his hand-made "Santorum 2008" sign and realizes that he is at the wrong rally. He begins to chant "We Want Naso!" with the crowd and arrives at the podium for his speech.)

Hello Ohio!

(laughter)

I'm here today to lend my support to Mike Naso. He will make District 3 proud!

(cheers)

Now...I plan on supporting Mike Naso but do you?

(confused crowd murmers)

Naso for Senate!

(cheers)

And now, former Vice President Andrew!

[YRABNNRM]

Andrew appears onstage with in campaign mode, wearing a flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up. He is ready to debate

I am truely dedicated to making a complete humongo gigantic landslide for Chief of Staff Mike Naso and to do that I will campaign every night! I have alright twice tonight! That is dedication!

(Cheers)

Through out his past campaigns Chief of Staff Mike Naso has proven to be a dedicated enviornmentalist and moderate who is dedicated to this nation and cleaning up the liberal filth that the dirty liberals have dirtyfied the streets with.

(Boos)

Chief of Staff Mike Naso is a compassionate conservative moderate from the bottom right corner edge of your screen. He is a unitifactor!

(Cheers)

(Applause)

Chief of Staff Mike Naso will provide DECISIVE leadership and VIGOR to the senata!

(Yippie!)

LIFE IS A HIGHWAY AND IM GONNA RIDE IT!

(Crowd chants Naso's name)

Now I hand over my mic to another great Atlasian and your future VP Alcon!

[Joe Republic]

Alcon - how come when you made that last post it originally came up as being by semissou?  I notice its now changed to yourself.  What happened?

Oh, by the way, good speech.

[Alcon]

Alcon - how come when you made that last post it originally came up as being by semissou?  I notice its now changed to yourself.  What happened?

Oh, by the way, good speech.

semissou is a friend who registered here. I told him about the web site and the cookie information appears to have been left. I haven't used Firefox in ages, and when I did, it was there. Freaked me out at first too. I thought someone had got into my account somehow and changed my avatar to R-MO.

And thanks.

[KEmperor]

KEmperor walks on stage wearing clothes.  He has hair on his head.

Welcome to the greatest rally in the history of mankind!

(laughter)

I want Mike Naso to run for Senate in all districts, but he only wants to run for District 3, so everyone should vote for him!

(cheers)

Mike Naso has an amazing singing voice, and he will bring harmony to the Senate.

(laughter)

He has moderate conservative views, near the edge of the third square on the edge, and he will...

(laughter)

....bring these important views to the Senate.  In conclusion, please vote for Naso, even if you don't live in District 2!

(cheers)

I will now toss the mic in the air, and whoever catches it can speak!!!

(CHEERS)

[Jake]

Yay, Nym for Senate.  Naso is a dirty fascist.  Nym is a moderate and rocks.  Nym for Senate,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Nym for Senate,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Nym for Senate,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Nym for Senate,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Nym for Senate,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Nym for Senate,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Nym for Senate,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YRABNNRM]

Yeah Nym.  Naso is a dirty fascist.  Nym is a moderate and rocks.  Yeah Nym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NASO IS A MODERATE YOU DIRTY LIBERAL FASCIST!!!11!!!1!!!1

[Joe Republic]

Alcon - how come when you made that last post it originally came up as being by semissou?  I notice its now changed to yourself.  What happened?

Oh, by the way, good speech.

semissou is a friend who registered here. I told him about the web site and the cookie information appears to have been left. I haven't used Firefox in ages, and when I did, it was there. Freaked me out at first too. I thought someone had got into my account somehow and changed my avatar to R-MO.

And thanks.

OK now that's odd.  If I remember rightly, when semissou registered to vote in fantasy politics, you and him had a little convo where you were telling each other about where you were both from.  But you're actually friends since before he came to this forum?  I'm confused.

[ilikeverin]

(catches mic)

Me: OMG HI

(applause)

Me: Hey, where's the fire?

(cheers)

Me: NASO!

(laughter)

Me: Bono is a scary libertarian

(applause)

Me: You forgot POland!

(cheers)

Me: Vote4Naso!

(laughter)

(eats mic)

[YRABNNRM]

(catches mic)

Me: OMG HI

(applause)

Me: Hey, where's the fire?

(cheers)

Me: NASO!

(laughter)

Me: Bono is a scary libertarian

(applause)

Me: You forgot POland!

(cheers)

Me: Vote4Naso!

(laughter)

(eats mic)

We're gonna need that mic back young man. CHIEF OF STAFF MIKE NASO FOR SENATE!

[Reaganfan]

Thank you all! It is time for a MODERATE SENATOR for DISTRICT 3!

[YRABNNRM]

Thank you all! It is time for a MODERATE SENATOR for DISTRICT 3!

No no no Thank you!

[Joe Republic]

Alcon, sorry to be a nag, but what's the deal with you and semissou?

[YRABNNRM]

This is not part of my tour.

[King]

Alcon, sorry to be a nag, but what's the deal with you and semissou?

They are both from South Dakota, man!

[Redefeatbush04]

(runs onto stage with new microphone but trips over verin, who is still eating the old microphone)

(the microphone flies through the air striking NOTA in the head, killing him)

Me: Damn it I was going to vote for that guy.

(laughter)

Me: Don't laugh you bastards no-one just died

(Philip is laughing histarically. I kill him with a rocket launcher)

Me: You aren't laughing now are you .....jerk.....

(Nym is a liberal. So he cowers in fear unsure of what to do, but Naso runs onto stage exploding with decisiveness and vigor. He tells me that Big Dawg's gang will show me what pain feels like unless I campaign for him. I reluctantly agree.)

(Meanwhile Verin has finished his microphone and is drooling.....looking around for something to eat. He nearly makes a run for me, in an attempt to steal my microphone. But instead notices Gabu sitting in a corner, nibbling on a carrot. I breathe a sigh of relief)

The crowd is silent. Waiting for me to speak.

Me: Ladies and gentlement. Fellow members of atlasia.

(cheers)

Me: During times of crisis we need someone who is decisive. We need someone who can reach out to all members of atlasia, liberals, conservatives, moderates, even the British. We need someone we can trust. Someone who is dedicated to the atlasian community.  We need Ny......

(Kemperor, still wearing clothes, shoots me an evil look)

Me: We need Mike Naso

(crowd chants enthusiastically: "NASO NASO NASO")

[A18]

Alcon - how come when you made that last post it originally came up as being by semissou?  I notice its now changed to yourself.  What happened?

Oh, by the way, good speech.

semissou is a friend who registered here. I told him about the web site and the cookie information appears to have been left. I haven't used Firefox in ages, and when I did, it was there. Freaked me out at first too. I thought someone had got into my account somehow and changed my avatar to R-MO.

And thanks.

OK now that's odd.  If I remember rightly, when semissou registered to vote in fantasy politics, you and him had a little convo where you were telling each other about where you were both from.  But you're actually friends since before he came to this forum?  I'm confused.

Hmm....

[Alcon]

Alcon - how come when you made that last post it originally came up as being by semissou?  I notice its now changed to yourself.  What happened?

Oh, by the way, good speech.

semissou is a friend who registered here. I told him about the web site and the cookie information appears to have been left. I haven't used Firefox in ages, and when I did, it was there. Freaked me out at first too. I thought someone had got into my account somehow and changed my avatar to R-MO.

And thanks.

OK now that's odd.  If I remember rightly, when semissou registered to vote in fantasy politics, you and him had a little convo where you were telling each other about where you were both from.  But you're actually friends since before he came to this forum?  I'm confused.

Hmm....

I sent Joe Republic an explanation via PM to avoid spamming this, but oh well. I didn't save it in my outbox, but the gist is:

Semissou is a relative who I met last month. He's a pol sci major in Missouri. I asked him to come here since he has been staying in the city. He has posted several times from my computer.

The fact that he's my relative, used my computer, and knows me in general, prompted me to ask him to not register. He did not register, in fact.

I hope that clears it all up. I'd like to take this to PM to avoid flooding this thread.

[YRABNNRM]

Big f'in check mark.

[Jake]

Big f'in check mark.

Oh shut up you Hansel and  Gretal SOB

[MHS2002]

Big f'in check mark.

Oh shut up you Hansel and  Gretal SOB

BOOM (ballot box explodes)