To first graders? Neither. I'd rather chaperone a class field trip to Nunavut then send my *hypothetical* kid to a school that gave out either to first graders!
I adopted it from someone else who used 'Move to Nunavut' as an option to a poll. It's like saying 'Luxembourg' when you don't know the answer to a geography question. I use 'Nunavut' to mean 'neither!'.
A similar answer would be in the Coulter v. Moore what-if thread: "I'd rather eat bees". Although I answered Coulter, it's a good answer in these questions:
"Would you rather live in a land run by a megalomaniac communist or an insane fascist?"
My answer:Move to Nunavut. There.
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