Third candidates?

[The Man From G.O.P.]

A Libertarian ticket of Norman Schwarzkopf /Clint Eastwood or vice versa would rack up the votes for sure.

I agree.  What the hell would happen if they actually won?

There might be a nuclear war with North Korea if Stormin' Norman was a little too trigger happy. Then again Vice President Eastwood could probabaly take out all of the North Korean millitary by himself with the usage of a six shooter. :-)

without even breaking a sweat