The Deluge of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts

[Paul Kemp]

 The rogue mind in which the gun rest denies life again, its horror imagined lived infinity by the survivors of Adam Lanza; his capital sin, revenge - the Obama Christmas Present’.  The Obama Christmas Future’ - the denial and abuse of the Founding Father’s fundamentals can only foster greater atrocities. Their foresight was not void of mass murder, it’s forming was of it. Our Christmas Pass’, Obamacare - the aggrandizement of life, liberty and loot is met with equal distain.

[Paul Kemp]

I have no idea what he's trying to convey:

I said this on facebook, but if guns kill people then how does anyone get out of a gun show alive?

The thing is he really thought that was a great logical point...

[Lief 🗽]

 The rogue mind in which the gun rest denies life again, its horror imagined lived infinity by the survivors of Adam Lanza; his capital sin, revenge - the Obama Christmas Present’.  The Obama Christmas Future’ - the denial and abuse of the Founding Father’s fundamentals can only foster greater atrocities. Their foresight was not void of mass murder, it’s forming was of it. Our Christmas Pass’, Obamacare - the aggrandizement of life, liberty and loot is met with equal distain.

Absurd in a good/hilarious way though.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

 The rogue mind in which the gun rest denies life again, its horror imagined lived infinity by the survivors of Adam Lanza; his capital sin, revenge - the Obama Christmas Present’.  The Obama Christmas Future’ - the denial and abuse of the Founding Father’s fundamentals can only foster greater atrocities. Their foresight was not void of mass murder, it’s forming was of it. Our Christmas Pass’, Obamacare - the aggrandizement of life, liberty and loot is met with equal distain.

Absurd in a good/hilarious way though.

Should I be worried that I think I understand what he is trying to mangle?

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Now, separate from policy, I do not see abortion as the desirable outcome.  Whether a fetus is person is one question, but it's most certainly alive.   I can't help but feel I took part in ending a life. 

How should I feel about this moral quandary I've thrust myself into?

Based on your previous sentence ("I can't help....") it appears to me that you are already feeling guilty. Which you should.

(Oh, and you're a much worse person than I thought.)

[Paul Kemp]

You can't massacre 20 children with a couple knives.

Yes you can.

Generally a massacre involves people dying. No one died in the Chinese knife attack, because knives are much less dangerous than guns.

So we're just gonna gloss over the fact that a man burst into a Chinese school with a machete, stabbed 22 preteen children....solely because none of them died?

[Antonio the Sixth]

You can't massacre 20 children with a couple knives.

Yes you can.

Generally a massacre involves people dying. No one died in the Chinese knife attack, because knives are much less dangerous than guns.

So we're just gonna gloss over the fact that a man burst into a Chinese school with a machete, stabbed 22 preteen children....solely because none of them died?

God, this is silly even by the Deluge's standards.

[Franzl]

You can't massacre 20 children with a couple knives.

Yes you can.

Generally a massacre involves people dying. No one died in the Chinese knife attack, because knives are much less dangerous than guns.

So we're just gonna gloss over the fact that a man burst into a Chinese school with a machete, stabbed 22 preteen children....solely because none of them died?

God, this is silly even by the Deluge's standards.

We needn't focus on little details like that, Antonio. You need to set your priorities straight.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

God, this is silly even by the Deluge's standards.

Poor wording, obviously.

[Antonio the Sixth]

God, this is silly even by the Deluge's standards.

Poor wording, obviously.

Poor thinking, too.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

God, this is silly even by the Deluge's standards.

Poor wording, obviously.

Poor thinking, too.

Poorly construed, but not poor thinking.

[Joe Republic]

Even when he's not discussing political history, this kid still needs a residency in this thread:

Oh great; the 75th anniversary of Snow White gets overshadowed (again) by a stupid made-up apocalypse. I guess Disney asked for it; they've ignored it almost entirely.

Yes, but so has everybody else except you, apparently.  Seriously, what a weird tidbit of cultural history to want to commemorate, and then throw a hissy fit when it unsurprisingly gets ignored.

Why?  It's one of the most important films in history and considered such a timeless classic; why not commemorate it?  Disney did a theatrical rerelease and a bunch of other stuff for the 50th in 1987 and they also did a few things to commemorate the 75th anniversary of Mickey Mouse's debut in 2003.  Why would they ignore the 75th for Snow White?  I think it's pretty safe to say that if it weren't for that film, we wouldn't even have animation today, let alone Disney. 
Granted, I won't entirely ignore the Mayan apocalypse either; I'll be laughing at all the crazy folks who think the world is actually going to end, including the schools that are closing because of it.  And besides, wasn't the apocalypse supposed to happen only if Republicans won back the White House?  And anyways, you guys are all wrong.  The apocalypse will be the 31st, not the 21st, if we reach the fiscal cliff without a solution.

[Paul Kemp]

what that is i dont even

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I wonder what laPierre and krazy's base would think about the tax increases nescessary to put armed guards in every elementary school.

Hmm? There wouldn't have to be any tax increases. Just fire some teachers.

[Paul Kemp]

I wonder what laPierre and krazy's base would think about the tax increases nescessary to put armed guards in every elementary school.

Hmm? There wouldn't have to be any tax increases. Just fire some teachers.

Was just going to post this.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

It was largely because of coal mining and because of Obama's far-left politics.  Race had nothing to do with it.  Remember that the "hillbillies" in Appalachia got their name because they remained loyal to the Union ("Billy Yanks") during the Civil War.

[Kitteh]

there is some question as to whether compulsive use of pornography functions as an addiction (see drug use) or as an impulse-control disorder (see compulsive handwashing).

The real reason for this isn't anything particularly attractive about pornography, it is that there is something wrong with a society in which it is so difficult for so many males to get sexual intercourse.

True.

I blame Disney movies.  They make every little girl in this country think she's some perfect princess that has to wait for frickin' Prince Charming to come along until she gives herself up.  If we just told them they are decaying bags of meat like everybody else we'd all be getting it in a lot more. 

[CatoMinor]

That's true... And the saddest thing is that France isn't even close to taxing the uber-rich nearly as much as they should be.

[Paul Kemp]

This man will either end up in prison or the White House. Perhaps both.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I wonder what laPierre and krazy's base would think about the tax increases nescessary to put armed guards in every elementary school.

Hmm? There wouldn't have to be any tax increases. Just fire some teachers.

Was just going to post this.

Krazen's entire posting history in that thread would fit here (actually you could argue you don't even need to include "in that thread" in that statement...)

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Anyone in the Green Party is a massive HP.  It is, without a doubt, the most dangerous third party in America.

For the record I actually agree with this statement, though I know he certainly doesn't think that for the same reasons I do. I am interested in hearing how the Green Party is dangerous (to a conservative)

[Kitteh]

Already posted Franzl's response to this in the Sulfur thread, but this post is just so bad it has to go here too:

I might, but I can't say for sure.  I would much rather live in a wealthy or middle-class black neighborhood than a poor one.

I'm absolutely shocked! How come?

Not because of race.  It's just that I really don't like crime.  And urban clothes, weird names, and "gangsta rap" really don't make blacks look that good anyway.

Especially ironic/terrible considering it's from Oldiesfreak.

Also, makes this look even funnier:

During my time on this forum, I've been known to ruffle plenty of feathers.  If you are one of those people, then I hope that you will read this.  As nearly all of you who are familiar with me and my posting history know, I am passionate about civil rights and civil rights history.  (But contrary to popular misconception, I am indeed white, not black.)  And in the midst of that I have jokingly said some things that were bigoted and hateful toward Southerners.  Although I must admit that those feelings are real, I would like to apologize for voicing them.  I will try not to continue making such posts, and if I do, please feel free to report me.  Thank you.

I had to bold the best line.

[Lief 🗽]

Why exactly are you pitting two renowned economists against a duo of failed clowns?

I don't think I would call O'Reilly or Limbaugh 'renowned economists'...

[Landslide Lyndon]

Why exactly are you pitting two renowned economists against a duo of failed clowns?

I don't think I would call O'Reilly or Limbaugh 'renowned economists'...

Vosem's attempt to be funny are almost as painful as Tim Pawlenty's attempt to appear hip by saying how much he likes Lady Gaga's songs.