Say something interesting, PT.2

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Go

[Donerail]

A teacher in Zephyrhills, FL made her students wear a "cone of shame" instead of giving them tardies.

[Pingvin]

Anti-Putin protesters brought a cow to OccupyMoscow.
(They have a little nice camp in the Centre)

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

A standardized test in New Jersey asked third-graders to tell a secret.

[Lambsbread]

The moon is actually not made of cheese.

[Platypus]

Lemon squash is made from squashed lemons.

[Phony Moderate]

Springfield is located in Oregon.

[Lambsbread]

Having 700 orgasms a year can add 8 years to your life.

http://www.mensjournal.com/3-orgasms

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

A teacher in Zephyrhills, FL made her students wear a "cone of shame" instead of giving them tardies.

sounds like one of those space cults.

[Donerail]

A teacher in Zephyrhills, FL made her students wear a "cone of shame" instead of giving them tardies.

sounds like one of those space cults.

Ain't a space cult, it's a place, a spring, and one of the best brands of bottled water I've ever had: . Didn't you grow up learning the alphabet? A a alligator, B b boat, C c conch shells they don't float, D d dolphin swimming oh so fast, E e Everglades sea of grass ..something.. N n Naples where the old folks go, O o Osceola Indian chief, P p Pennekamp coral reef ..something.. Y y yellowfly, ouch that stings, Z z Zephyrhills famous springs.

As for the cone of shame, they watched Up in class, so:

[Lambsbread]

Here's something I found on Tumblr that I thought was interesting:

The red cape used in bullfights is not used to infuriate the bull, rather to hide the bull's blood. Bulls are colourblind.

[TJ in Oregon]

The way to treat methanol poisoning if you cannot reach help is to drink ethanol (the type of alcohol you normally drink).

[MaxQue]

The way to treat methanol poisoning if you cannot reach help is to drink ethanol (the type of alcohol you normally drink).

I would like to add than you have to drink MASSIVE quantity of ethanol.
And even if you reach help, they apply that "cure", too, at some places.

[Joe Republic]

A fear of the number 13 is called Triskaidekaphobia.

The fact that this is the 13th reply to this thread is coincidental, but hopefully it'll scare the sh**t out of some triskaidekaphobics anyway.

[Lambsbread]

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

[Antonio the Sixth]

François Hollande is, apparently, a colonel of the military reserve force.

[Hash]

François Hollande's father voted for his son, but apparently won't vote PS in June; and I bet that he voted for Le Pen in 2002 and Sarkozy in 2007.

[Lambsbread]

François Hollande's father voted for his son, but apparently won't vote PS in June; and I bet that he voted for Le Pen in 2002 and Sarkozy in 2007.

Oooooh scandalous!

[© tweed]

had a moment, a wonderful moment, that cross-breed between nostalgia and the forward, a blending of elements of the past with the ability to imagine a fantastical future that sustains.  October, coffee, whiskey, but probably coffee: postseason baseball!  runners left on base, 11 innings, chill in the air.  nicotine.  sunny day, smells like fall, all about the scents.  listen to sports talk radio, get a hair cut.  get simple.  the closer you get to simple the search for meaning disappears and reappears as I put on that inexpensive zip-up hoodie, and stare for a couple minutes at the two feuding logos: Mets 2, Giants 1, Game 4, tonight, 807pm, FOX.

[Pingvin]

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

I have constant fear that bird is always there!

[Lambsbread]

had a moment, a wonderful moment, that cross-breed between nostalgia and the forward, a blending of elements of the past with the ability to imagine a fantastical future that sustains.  October, coffee, whiskey, but probably coffee: postseason baseball!  runners left on base, 11 innings, chill in the air.  nicotine.  sunny day, smells like fall, all about the scents.  listen to sports talk radio, get a hair cut.  get simple.  the closer you get to simple the search for meaning disappears and reappears as I put on that inexpensive zip-up hoodie, and stare for a couple minutes at the two feuding logos: Mets 2, Giants 1, Game 4, tonight, 807pm, FOX.

I'm not sure if this was your intent, but I kinda floated into another universe reading this.

[Insula Dei]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw9j27KEiSM

[Lambsbread]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw9j27KEiSM

WHAT

[Niemeyerite]

San Sebastián de los Reyes is the fastest-growing place in the province of Madrid :P7

And it's the town where I live, too.

[Lambsbread]

An Iranian rapper living in Germany has a $100,000 bounty on his head for insulting a Shiite religious figure.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/05/15/iranian-rapper-has-100g-bounty-placed-on-his-head-over-song/