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Question: Who would you prefer as President?
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(R) Obama
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(R) Coin-Flipping Chimp
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(D) Romney
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(D) Coin-Flipping Chimp
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(i/O) Obama
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(i/O) Romney
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(i/O) Coin-Flipping Chimp
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« on: February 03, 2012, 02:09:12 AM »
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Quote from: BigSkyBob on February 03, 2012, 01:05:43 AM
A Chimp trained to flip a coin, voting randomly, presumably, would have a score of zero. As a conservative, I would not tolerate being represented by a Chimp voting a random. Why should I tolerate someone whom would vote worse than the chimp?

This poll should finally prove that we need to put forward a coin-flipping chimp as a third party candidate.
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2012, 05:06:28 AM »
I was about to vote chimp, but then I realized I had to be honest. Just imagine some general ask the chimp whether or not to nuke Iran.
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2012, 06:46:32 AM »
Easy, the chimp.
Quote from: Antonio V on February 03, 2012, 05:06:28 AM
I was about to vote chimp, but then I realized I had to be honest. Just imagine some general ask the chimp whether or not to nuke Iran.
I don't think it works that way.
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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2012, 07:04:49 AM »
Chimp but there wouldn't be much difference. Flipping coins may just be how Romney decides to take positions on issues from one day to the next.
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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2012, 07:34:17 AM »
Quote from: Antonio V on February 03, 2012, 05:06:28 AM
I was about to vote chimp, but then I realized I had to be honest. Just imagine some general ask the chimp whether or not to nuke Iran.

The moment that polls over 50% public support Romney objectively is twice as likely to nuke Iran than the chimp.
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« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2012, 09:03:51 AM »
The chimp would spew less crap than Obama and Romney combined.
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« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2012, 11:37:34 PM »
Have we not already tried chimps as president?
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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2012, 04:51:58 AM »
Quote from: dead0man on February 03, 2012, 06:46:32 AM
Easy, the chimp.
Quote from: Antonio V on February 03, 2012, 05:06:28 AM
I was about to vote chimp, but then I realized I had to be honest. Just imagine some general ask the chimp whether or not to nuke Iran.
I don't think it works that way.
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