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Filuwaúrdjan
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« on: December 10, 2011, 02:10:11 PM »
Fact.
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2011, 02:13:05 PM »
This is bringing mental images I would rather not have
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2011, 02:17:08 PM »
Quote from: Fritz on December 10, 2011, 02:13:05 PM
This is bringing mental images I would rather not have

Are those mental images strong enough to make you vote for Mutt Rhymney? Because that's the idea.
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2011, 02:17:38 PM »
Are you pretending to be Politico?
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2011, 02:17:59 PM »
Any santorum involved?
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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2011, 02:45:59 PM »
I'm going to admit that I laughed.
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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2011, 03:02:41 PM »
Uh-oh. Would President Gingrich build a fundamental, transformative Labyrinth for the resulting Minotaur?
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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2011, 03:07:20 PM »
Quote from: A-Bob on December 10, 2011, 02:17:38 PM
Are you pretending to be Politico?

No, Politico just hacked his account.  Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2011, 03:18:21 PM »
In physical appearance, there is not much different from Gingrich and a cow, so the image is one of mootual cow moo-sterbation.
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« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2011, 03:42:04 PM »
With both Gingrich and the cow naked, who could you tell them apart?
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« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2011, 03:44:52 PM »
Meh, Still better than Romney.
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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2011, 03:47:00 PM »

But, would Mitt Romney rape a cow?

I hope you got the point.
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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2011, 03:50:07 PM »
Pales by comparison to the man's real crimes, and those of his party.  If only raping cows were all they did.
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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2011, 03:51:20 PM »
Poor Callista.
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« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2011, 03:55:31 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on December 10, 2011, 03:47:00 PM

But, would Mitt Romney rape a cow?

I hope you got the point.

If Romney heard that Newt got a point bump, he would let slip that in his wayward youth he once milked a cow without its consent.
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« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2011, 03:59:37 PM »
Romney raped a dog.
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« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2011, 04:05:03 PM »

But didn't Politico give him consent?  Wink
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« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2011, 05:12:44 PM »
Al is still the best.
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« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2011, 05:15:49 PM »
Quote from: J. J. on December 10, 2011, 03:42:04 PM
With both Gingrich and the cow naked, who could you tell them apart?

I couldn't tell them apart.
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« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2011, 05:16:52 PM »
Quote from: M on December 10, 2011, 03:02:41 PM
Uh-oh. Would President Gingrich build a fundamental, transformative Labyrinth for the resulting Minotaur?

This wins the thread, if not the internet.
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« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2011, 05:17:41 PM »
Say what you will about Rev. Herman Cain, but at least he forced himself on human women.
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« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2011, 05:32:22 PM »
Once again, the literati have sent out their minions to do their bidding.
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« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2011, 05:34:59 PM »
Before issuing a statement on this latest development, Governor Perry would like to know what is the gender of the cow involved.
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« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2011, 05:36:23 PM »
Quote from: Thomas D on December 10, 2011, 05:34:59 PM
Before issuing a statement on this latest development, Governor Perry would like to know what is the gender of the cow involved.

A cow is, by definition, female.
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« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2011, 06:24:12 PM »
Masturbation is not rape.
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