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« on: October 23, 2011, 01:24:43 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2011, 01:57:53 PM »
sounds like something Ron Paul would ask Ben Bernanke.
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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2011, 02:28:00 PM »
Quote from: © Rehearsals in Inevitability on October 23, 2011, 01:57:53 PM
sounds like something Ron Paul would ask Ben Bernanke.

or even like something Patrick would ask Squidward. 


I voted no, but actually it can be instrumental in lubricating a sandwich. 

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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2011, 03:04:15 PM »
Quote from: angus on October 23, 2011, 02:28:00 PM
Quote from: © Rehearsals in Inevitability on October 23, 2011, 01:57:53 PM
sounds like something Ron Paul would ask Ben Bernanke.
I voted no, but actually it can be instrumental in lubricating a sandwich. 

Or clogging your arteries.
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« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2011, 03:07:07 PM »
mhmm.... mayonnaise
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« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2011, 11:11:24 PM »
Horseradish is not an instrument, either.
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« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2011, 11:55:05 PM »
I've hated mayonnaise since I was little. Luckily I have an excuse not to eat it now.
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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2011, 12:04:17 AM »
Quote from: angus on October 23, 2011, 02:28:00 PM
Quote from: © Rehearsals in Inevitability on October 23, 2011, 01:57:53 PM
sounds like something Ron Paul would ask Ben Bernanke.

or even like something Patrick would ask Squidward. 


I voted no, but actually it can be instrumental in lubricating a sandwich. 


Or lubricating something else.  But this is a family website.
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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2011, 12:27:27 AM »
It is an instrument for holding together tuna salad and similar foods.
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« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2011, 12:29:13 AM »
An instrument of DOOM.
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« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2011, 05:27:34 AM »
Does it count as an instrument of torture?
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« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2011, 05:43:40 AM »
Hmmm... ever sucked mayonnaise through a brillo pad?
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« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2011, 08:54:46 AM »
Mayonnaise is an instrument of obesity.
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« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2011, 09:36:38 AM »

No, but I put it on just about everything.  Hot dogs, corn dogs, french fries, hamburgers, tatertots, onion rings, fish sticks, ham sandwich, fish sandwich, beef sandwich, chicken sandwich, tuna sandwich.  (I also like mustard on the latter five items in that list.  Mayo on one side, mustard on the other.  Dark, seedy, texturally inhomogeneous mustard, like Koopman's Deli mustard.  But if I had to choose only one, I'd probably choose mayonnaise over mustard.  They're equally tasty, but mayonnaise lubricates so much better.) 

Rarely a day goes by without me having some mayonnaise, some coffee, and some alcohol. 
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