Bugs Bunny wants to know..

[opebo]

Now now, death merchants please do not death-fine me for my little bit o'humor here.  After all we don't have any actually missionaried in the audience, and my question really only refers to cartoons anyway.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Wait, I thought you did this to them -



Or am I in error, sir?

[opebo]

Wait, I thought you did this to them -



Or am I in error, sir?

No that's Christians in general.  For the Missionaires we need to provide the natives with large pots and ready flammables, and allow them to boil them for themselves.  To just set the lions loose could be dangerous to our heathen friends, and deprive them of both a jolly festivity and much needed nourishment.

[TheGlobalizer]

Obviously, yes.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Obviously, yes.

Thanks for the lovely picture of daily life in Uzbekistan.

[Franzl]

Have any good recipes?

[Lief 🗽]

Anything to fight famine and malnutrition in the developing world!

[Ebowed]

Have any good recipes?

Just prepare a standard stew, silly - the missionary serves the purpose of the murdered creature upon which one may feast.  Personally I prefer it to be quite spicy.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Eh, American missionaries might have too many carbs. Europeans could work, and Central Americans are absolutely tender.

[Mechaman]

Even if this is a joke poll: no.

I'm against the use of violence or coercion to achieve my goals.  Unless of course I have a machine shotgun that shoots 200 shotgun rounds a minute.......then of course I full support cooking missionaries.  Nothing says "fun" like blowing Jesus Freaks and middle class suburban whites into chewy little bits for cannibals to cook.

[opebo]

Ready the pots! Prepare the flammables - Boil Option is winning!

[Mechaman]

Ready the pots! Prepare the flammables - Boil Option is winning!

[opebo]

As of this moment it is tied! The pots are boiling, the Missionairios are wailing and rejecting their King Jesus in favor of Lord Padmanabhaswamy, but the denuement has yet to be accomplished.  And I might add we're getting a mite peckish.

[opebo]

Alas, I have come back to check on the Bugs Bunny poll again a few days later and now the terrible proselytizers have been spared.

Where are our humane voters?  The natives are hungry and in danger of being Christianized.

[opebo]

Maybe I should become a missionary.

[minionofmidas]

You know the ancient joke about the missionary surrounded by three hungry lions?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

You know the ancient joke about the missionary surrounded by three hungry lions?

Haven't heard it.

[TheGlobalizer]

You know the ancient joke about the missionary surrounded by three hungry lions?

No, of course not.  There's no one to tell it.

[minionofmidas]

You know the ancient joke about the missionary surrounded by three hungry lions?

Haven't heard it.

He bends down on his knees and prays to the Lord. "I need a miracle, please, oh lord, turn these savage beasts into good Christians."
There's a lightning flash, he looks up and sees that his prayer has been heeded - the lions too have gotten into a praying position: "Bless us, O Lord, and this, Your gift, which we are about to receive from Your bounty. Through Christ, our Lord. Amen".