The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I still don't like Florence with the western edge of the state. There's not even a contiguous road connection.

Mathis has gone bezerk.

She really believes she can get away with anything.

She is a rabid, foaming at the mouth Democrat, as well as a liar and cheat.

The congressional districting proposal she supports will be struck down by the courts.

[minionofmidas]

No word on the by-election in the Dear Leader's constituency number 333? I am looking forward to knowing which illustrious comrade the Korean People will elect to replace the very regretted Shining Star of Paektu Mountain.

Does North Korea use FPTP?

The funny part is that North Korea uses FPTP for their as-many-candidates-as-seats-elections. Yes, they actually went to the trouble of dividing the country into 680odd constituencies. Couldn't they just run a list?

[Joe Republic]

Ask any woman on the street if they enjoy anal intercourse.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

You know it's a good poll because it has decimal points.

[Ebowed]

I hope you signed like any good American would have.

I dislike Paul, but not as much as I like democracy;

if there were any one quote to summarize ben's posting history.

[Joe Republic]

New Pennsylvania numbers:

Asked of any woman on the street: Do you enjoy anal intercourse?

Yes .......................................................... 2%
No ........................................................... 5%
Get the hell away from me, you creep .... 93%

Adding this to the map we can see that there is still a clear national trend toward "get the hell away from me, you creep." Bad news for President Obama.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I'm surprised nobody reported this.

While looking at the latest polling data, I'm seriously beginning to feel that Congressman Ron Paul of Texas could actually win the first contest of the nominating calendar.  It's looking like it will be between Ron Paul and Mitt Romney.  This is a first for me, as never before did I ever think that Rep. Paul had a chance in anything.

Is anybody else feeling the same way?

[Keystone Phil]

I love how, in typical BushOK fashion, he refers to him as "Congressman Ron Paul of Texas."

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I love how, in typical BushOK fashion, he refers to him as "Congressman Ron Paul of Texas."

He's wrong.

Proper form is Dr. Paul.

[Lief 🗽]

Dr. Congressman Ron Paul is correct. Show him his due respect.

[Keystone Phil]

Dr. Congressman Ron Paul is correct. Show him his due respect.

Reverend Doctor Congressman Ron Paul

[Хahar 🤔]

I feel kind of bad for finding this so funny.

I've been saying this for weeks now, frothy's day will come and it will come hard.

[Lambsbread]

Dr. Congressman Ron Paul is correct. Show him his due respect.

Reverend Doctor Congressman Ron Paul

His Majesty Doctor Reverend Messiah Congressman Ron Paul Manson Christ

[Joe Republic]

With incredible analytical insight like this, I'm amazed Mr. Patel isn't given his proper dues:

2014 Elections Republicans are going to try to regain control of the US Senate.

[Yelnoc]

With incredible analytical insight like this, I'm amazed Mr. Patel isn't given his proper dues:

2014 Elections Republicans are going to try to regain control of the US Senate.

I wonder if anyone has bought the domain name nkpatel.com?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Dr. Congressman Ron Paul is correct. Show him his due respect.

Reverend Doctor Congressman Ron Paul

His Majesty Doctor Reverend Messiah Congressman Ron Paul Manson Christ

The Doctor Who Consoles Tears of the Internet

[Paul Kemp]

Classic!

You Romney detractors will pounce on anything to demean and demonize this great man.

Shame, shame, shame on you!

I watched this video, and, actually, there can be no be no doubt but what this was absolutely hilarious.

Not only can Romney fix America's broken economy, but, as this video shows, he also has the common touch, and relates well with Mr. and Mrs. Average American.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

New Pennsylvania numbers:

Asked of any woman on the street: Do you enjoy anal intercourse?

Yes .......................................................... 2%
No ........................................................... 5%
Get the hell away from me, you creep .... 93%

Adding this to the map we can see that there is still a clear national trend toward "get the hell away from me, you creep." Bad news for President Obama.

Brilliance.

[Lambsbread]

Dr. Congressman Ron Paul is correct. Show him his due respect.

Reverend Doctor Congressman Ron Paul

His Majesty Doctor Reverend Messiah Congressman Ron Paul Manson Christ

The Doctor Who Consoles Tears of the Internet

Captain Ronald E. Paul

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

The extended family. We had two dozen people over at our place, plus a couple of babies.

Baby humans?  Those are also considered 'people' as I understand the law and custom.

[Simfan34]

Dr. Congressman Ron Paul is correct. Show him his due respect.

Reverend Doctor Congressman Ron Paul

His Majesty Doctor Reverend Messiah Congressman Ron Paul Manson Christ

The Doctor Who Consoles Tears of the Internet

Captain Ronald E. Paul

Major Doctor Ron Paul of the Royal Marine Corpse.

[© tweed]

Backdoor Sluts #9

The book was better.

[Lief 🗽]

Also, have you noticed the size of the brain?

Peeperkorn only votes for dolichocephalic candidates.

[Хahar 🤔]

"what about 54?"

It was open in the 1970s and then closed down because the owner was a crook and then it pretty much failed. They made a bad movie about it in the '90s with Mike Myers, Ryan Phillipe, and Neve Campbell.

Thanks. So the key i have been given is wrong.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

They're all Dittos mimicking Magikarps.