Comedy Goldmine Rises

[minionofmidas]

Luckily for him, he's getting that excellent Cuban medical care.

Im sure he will be fine. Cuba, according too numerous fat clowns, has good medical care.

Hmmm, the Cuban healthcare system is pretty good at keeping people alive. Michael Moore didn't invent its reputation. Just saying.

I thought the reference was to Diego Maradona.

I wasn't joking... when I hear "fat clown" "Cuban medical care", that's who I think of and always will.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Romney should hope Bachman wins Iowa, because he can beat her everywhere else and in South Carolina.  Everyone else will fade after Iowa, and Romney will win the nomination.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

PRESENTING: The most serious rebuttal I can offer
By W. Fox Moderate

I am not a troll or an old fogey.

lol, ok

I am a 20 year old who is enraged and disgusted by the homosexual agenda.

lol, ok

I will resist the Agenda as best as I can for the rest of my life.

lol, ok, go get em tiger
 

Of course evolutionary theory dictates that passing on genes is the fundamental purpose of life. If your morality excludes that, it isn't good morality.

lol, ok

Of course the homosexual agenda is driven at the top by non-homosexuals with a destructive agenda.

lol, ok

If the economy never recovers, we'll all be poorer but we'll survive. But if we don't defeat the homosexual agenda, our nation's very existence will be in mortal peril.

who told you about the gays' secret plan to hand America over to the USSR?

Let's do some math here people. If the Homosexual Agenda is completed and homosexuality is elevated to an identical level with heterosexuality, it wil lead to the gradual growth of the homosexual population to the point where it might be close to half, which would not be surprising considering how hard liberals have worked to confuse gender roles.

hahahah ok

Those people will by and large not reproduce. Less reproduction is less population, less population has obvious negative effects, particularly if it is "top heavy" with a lot of old people instead of young people.

what in  is wrong with your brain? seriously? what is going on up there  that makes you so incredibly broken?

Maybe you don't believe homosexuals will be half. Let's say 10% instead. Unless the other 90% compensate by having more kids, this will also lead to destruction because 10% of those kids will be homosexual and so on and so forth.

lol, what

Let's say hypothetically you have a population of 50,000,000 males and 50,000,000 females. If they reproduce at replacement level (2 kids)  there would be 100,000,000 replacements, also 50,000,000 males and 50,000,000 females. But let's say 10% are homosexuals and do not reproduce. That would mean only 45,000,000 males and 45,000,000 females. The next generation would be 40,500,000 males and 40,500,000 females. We have already lost 19% of the original population.

lol, math

I rest my case. The Homosexual Agenda is indeed one of the greatest threats we have ever faced.

CASE CLOSED

RULING FOR THE PLAINTIFF

[King]

The Homosexual Agenda is grossly exaggerated. I have several gay students in my classroom each semester. My only issue is that there is glitter and feathers all over the assignments they hand in to me.

[Lief 🗽]

The Homosexual Agenda is grossly exaggerated. I have several gay students in my classroom each semester. My only issue is that there is glitter and feathers all over the assignments they hand in to me.

A+++++ would read again.

Also MM's post was terrific. Contratulations all around!

[Joe Republic]

Also MM's post was terrific. Contratulations all around!

I skip over any post that is a previous post broken into a bunch of tiny quotes and individually responded to on principle, even if made by a forum hero like opebo.

[Bacon King]

Kentucky is going to vote like Tennessee, and North Dakota is going to vote like South Dakota.


Wait till the PPP poll of

TEXAS

appears.

[Lief 🗽]

Also MM's post was terrific. Contratulations all around!

I skip over any post that is a previous post broken into a bunch of tiny quotes and individually responded to on principle, even if made by a forum hero like opebo.

Rules can, and perhaps must, be broken in pursuit of the lulz, Joseph.

[Badger]

OMG! TEH HOMOSEXUAL LOBBY IS COMING FOR YOU!

Yes but it will be very tastefully decorated.
 

Not the thread winners like Mr. M's and The Prof's, but still a good daily supplement of lulz.

[Badger]

The liberal computer programmer who created pbrower certainly improved over the original nkpatel beta, but there's still more work to be done.

(Slightly edited for context)

[Badger]

The actor Marion Morrison (later and almost exclusively known as John Wayne) was from Iowa -- Winterset, Ohio, a community to the southwest of Des Moines.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_wayne

Fact-checking can go a long way in preventing gaffes.

Gaffes such as referring to Iowa as "Ohio."

[CARLHAYDEN]

 
Re: U.S. soccer team booed in their own country
« Reply #2 on: Today at 11:20:28 am »     by Leif

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Linking to the Daily Mail should be grounds for an immediate and permanent ban.

[Lief 🗽]

Re: U.S. soccer team booed in their own country
« Reply #2 on: Today at 11:20:28 am »     by Leif

________________________________________
Linking to the Daily Mail should be grounds for an immediate and permanent ban.

[CARLHAYDEN]

Re: U.S. soccer team booed in their own country
« Reply #2 on: Today at 11:20:28 am »     by Leif

________________________________________
Linking to the Daily Mail should be grounds for an immediate and permanent ban.

As usual, Lief tries to attribute a quote to me that HE made.

That makes it even funnier.

[Keystone Phil]

As usual, Lief tries to attribute a quote to me that HE made.

That makes it even funnier.

I think he was simply reposting your post because you couldn't properly quote him from that topic.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Re: U.S. soccer team booed in their own country
« Reply #2 on: Today at 11:20:28 am »     by Leif

________________________________________
Linking to the Daily Mail should be grounds for an immediate and permanent ban.

As usual, Lief tries to attribute a quote to me that HE made.

That makes it even funnier.

What'd you expect from a brown sympathizer?

[King]

CARL has just made this the best Goldmine in forum history.

[Joe Republic]

I don't think it's funny to laugh at a senile old man when he performs the internet equivalent of pissing his own pants and then vociferously blaming the dog for it.

[King]

I don't think it's funny to laugh at a senile old man when he performs the internet equivalent of pissing his own pants and then vociferously blaming the dog for it.

The funny for me came when he said Lief was trying to credit the quote itself to him by reposting it rather than poking fun at the posting error .  I don't know what the dog pissing equivalent of that would be.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

He also misspelled Lief's name.  I'm not the only one to notice, right?

[Lief 🗽]

To be fair I always misspell Carles' name, but yes, that added to the greatness of the post.

But also my parents are both immigrants and half my family is browns of a sort, so it's understandable that Carlos would not like me.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I think Paul or Huntsman could win Maine.

[minionofmidas]

He also misspelled Lief's name.  I'm not the only one to notice, right?

I prefer to think Leif misspelled it when he registered.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Maybe he's a secret Fairport Convention fan.

[Paul Kemp]

Carl is a comic genius.

What is sad that there will be some politicians who use the argument that the "CBO says tax hikes unnecessary" so we should make the Bush era tax changes permanent.  What is even sadder is that we will not be able to tell if they are idiots, liars, or both.

What is sad is that some posters believe that what we need is more taxes, higher taxes and more spending.

But enough about Ernest.