Comedy Goldmine Rises

[King]

Son: "Why do we need a new Goldmine, dad?"
Gordon: "Because the old was becoming stilted and full of inane commentary rather than actually comedy."

Our Semi-Gay Mikado.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Regarding this important debate regarding oral sex, let me weigh in.  It goes like this, gentlemen - BJs are only very rarely good (skillfully/enthusiastically given), but when they are, they are a delight.  So just hang in there and keep looking.  One interesting side note - american girls are tremendously better at this activity, in general, than Thai girls.  If you really cannot enjoy receiving at all under any circumstances, it probably means you have some kind of psychological problem.

Now, regarding the cunnilingus, I'm not one of those poo-pooers of the practice, like Our Semi-Gay Mikado.   I'm also not a big fan.  Its just one of those things you do, and maybe once in a while it is a real turn on because its turning her on - I think the necessary element here is the girl must be tip-top hot and young.  We can all enjoy having a rough ride with a sexy milf, but you don't want to go down on her.  On the other hand a smooth and taught 19 year old does usually warrant a little tongue-action.

So on this issue I suppose I'm a moderate hero - enjoy both giving and receiving, but be realistic - like anything in life, it is going to be poor or mediocre far more often than it will be wondrous.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Is this really neccessary?

[courts]

Is this really neccessary?

So far the examples here are really funny!

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

In a lot of ways, BushOK reminds me of my mother.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Actually, GusChiggins is one of the Jews. He was victorious.

This is why 5 year olds should be banned.

[Mechaman]

Not only is this thread stupid, it is offensive, most likely made up and carried out by a pack of Wolves.

You're way to sensitive. Learn to take a joke.

Where are the jokes?  I haven't been this confused since people were laughing at Napoleon Dynamite.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context

This improves his chances of winning the GOP nomination for AZ-8 next year, surely?

R+1

[Landslide Lyndon]

Mississippi isn't poor by any reasonable or objective definition.  Vermont, however, is in fact the second-poorest state in the Northeast.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Not so much funny as it's a Big Lipped Aligator Post.

since I just declared Stalin my least favorite figure in all of history, I guess Reagan will have to settle for second. though the case can be made that he just threw the dirt on top of the already-buried casket, so to speak. my dad buried his father at age 16 and cites the memory of the sound of the dirt hitting the casket (was a Jewish funeral; as a ceremonial people who were supposedly important to the deceased get to throw dirt on the grave) as the most lasting of the whole episode.  I wonder how everything would have turned out had my dad been able to know his father for a more extended period.

He never explained just what his grandfather's funeral had to do with Ronald Reagan.

[Gustaf]

Not so much funny as it's a Big Lipped Aligator Post.

since I just declared Stalin my least favorite figure in all of history, I guess Reagan will have to settle for second. though the case can be made that he just threw the dirt on top of the already-buried casket, so to speak. my dad buried his father at age 16 and cites the memory of the sound of the dirt hitting the casket (was a Jewish funeral; as a ceremonial people who were supposedly important to the deceased get to throw dirt on the grave) as the most lasting of the whole episode.  I wonder how everything would have turned out had my dad been able to know his father for a more extended period.

He never explained just what his grandfather's funeral had to do with Ronald Reagan.

It was quite lucid. He is saying that Reagan was bad, but then again the damage might already have been done before him so he isn't really to blame. Sort of like how the person throwing the dirt on the casket isn't responsible for the death of that person.

If you really want to over-analyze, perhaps his dad felt guilty for the death of his father although he really wasn't.

[Paul Kemp]

Not so much funny as it's a Big Lipped Aligator Post.

since I just declared Stalin my least favorite figure in all of history, I guess Reagan will have to settle for second. though the case can be made that he just threw the dirt on top of the already-buried casket, so to speak. my dad buried his father at age 16 and cites the memory of the sound of the dirt hitting the casket (was a Jewish funeral; as a ceremonial people who were supposedly important to the deceased get to throw dirt on the grave) as the most lasting of the whole episode.  I wonder how everything would have turned out had my dad been able to know his father for a more extended period.

He never explained just what his grandfather's funeral had to do with Ronald Reagan.

It was quite lucid. He is saying that Reagan was bad, but then again the damage might already have been done before him so he isn't really to blame. Sort of like how the person throwing the dirt on the casket isn't responsible for the death of that person.

If you really want to over-analyze, perhaps his dad felt guilty for the death of his father although he really wasn't.

When really he's just being pretentious.

[Gustaf]

Not so much funny as it's a Big Lipped Aligator Post.

since I just declared Stalin my least favorite figure in all of history, I guess Reagan will have to settle for second. though the case can be made that he just threw the dirt on top of the already-buried casket, so to speak. my dad buried his father at age 16 and cites the memory of the sound of the dirt hitting the casket (was a Jewish funeral; as a ceremonial people who were supposedly important to the deceased get to throw dirt on the grave) as the most lasting of the whole episode.  I wonder how everything would have turned out had my dad been able to know his father for a more extended period.

He never explained just what his grandfather's funeral had to do with Ronald Reagan.

It was quite lucid. He is saying that Reagan was bad, but then again the damage might already have been done before him so he isn't really to blame. Sort of like how the person throwing the dirt on the casket isn't responsible for the death of that person.

If you really want to over-analyze, perhaps his dad felt guilty for the death of his father although he really wasn't.

When really he's just being pretentious.

I wasn't taking a stand on that.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Odd question for someone on this forum:

Who is opebo?

[Yelnoc]

Odd question for someone on this forum:

Who is opebo?

Yeah, I've never really strayed into the forum community.  I noticed him though; red Missouri avatar.  I suppose he doesn't do much constructive posting?

[feeblepizza]

Odd question for someone on this forum:

Who is opebo?

Yeah, I've never really strayed into the forum community.  I noticed him though; red Missouri avatar.  I suppose he doesn't do much constructive posting?

If you consider advice on oral sex constructive, than yes; he's quite the constructive poster.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Oral is sick and wrong

Dude...come onn...

From my perspective, as long as it's between two (heterosexually) married people, I don't care. However, I don't tend to interject my actual morals into threads like this. Seeing as it's some stupid internet poll, I really don't care.

Well, without going too much into it, I've only received from one girl and that was it, but I'd be open to receiving from a guy. But I won't go any further, it's unnessecary and completely irrelevant.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Odd question for someone on this forum:

Who is opebo?

Yeah, I've never really strayed into the forum community.  I noticed him though; red Missouri avatar.  I suppose he doesn't do much constructive posting?

No, quite the opposite in fact. He is by far the wittiest and most intelligent poster on the forum, and he frequently gives us nuggets of brilliance.

[Franzl]

A comment here in the Goldmine thread is worthy of being goldmined:

No, quite the opposite in fact. He is by far the wittiest and most intelligent poster on the forum, and he frequently gives us nuggets of brilliance.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

It's a sarcastic comment.  Certain people generally have trouble understanding that.

Does changing the typeface really help you get your point across?

[Holmes]

Since you are probably a deadbeat from Seattle, I won't bother asking you to retract.

The only deadbeat on this forum that I'm aware of happens to sport a red avatar from Ohio.  So Meeker ain't it.

Bizzaro Naso?

Nope. He'll report the post if he notices it.

[JewCon]

Odd question for someone on this forum:

Who is opebo?

Yeah, I've never really strayed into the forum community.  I noticed him though; red Missouri avatar.  I suppose he doesn't do much constructive posting?

No, quite the opposite in fact. He is by far the wittiest and most intelligent poster on the forum, and he frequently gives us nuggets of brilliance.

Made in Thailand, or at least NOT made in the bad place!

[dead0man]

Odd question for someone on this forum:

Who is opebo?

Yeah, I've never really strayed into the forum community.  I noticed him though; red Missouri avatar.  I suppose he doesn't do much constructive posting?

No, quite the opposite in fact. He is by far the wittiest and most intelligent poster on the forum, and he frequently gives us nuggets of brilliance.

Like this?

Well, let us not forget, deadman, that the capitalist system in the west also guaranteesb very little choice in entertainment.

[Gustaf]

I think worship posts should not be allowed in the goldmine.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Gilbert and Sullivan vs. Emoviollence:

How about we combine both?