jmfcst goes black edition

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ok, my brothas, who was the best looking black girl ever featured in a video (band members ARE allowed this time)

my vote goes to the girl in the polkadotted top at the 29-35 second section of this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

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and let's not forget about Apollonia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEtEsBf3iRg

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6l-jSm4TDI

LOL!

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Sheila E was a serious woman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLr0n-L7450

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how did I go lastnight from Sheila E and MC Hammer to a little boy with pink painted toenails?!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

You're really bored in Boston, aren't you? 

[opebo]

You're really bored in Boston, aren't you? 

I wonder if his wife has him locked in one of those chastity devices while he's away.

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You're really bored in Boston, aren't you? 

yeah, bro, I was just chillin out with my posse and BM88 last night, spinnin records and being aggrevated by NoStreamFlix...that is, til some deviant bastards showed up serving up little white boys and passing around the neon pink toe nail polish, then all hell broke loose...But I told BM, "Yo, you aint got no problems, Moose, I'm on the MuthaFro, now go back in there and chill them Flamers out and wait for the jmfcst, who should be coming directly!" 

[bullmoose88]

I was cool until Jmfcst said we all had to dress like Carlton from Fresh Prince.

[angus]

ok, my brothas, who was the best looking black girl ever featured in a video (band members ARE allowed this time)

my vote goes to the girl in the polkadotted top at the 29-35 second section of this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

a breast man, apparently.

Well, there's quite a bit of fine black pussy on music video.  Firm, round, high, and muscular.  I kinda like the one in Bahamen "Who let the dogs out?"  I think it's the running shoes that do it for me.  But you really can't go wrong with any of them. 

[angus]

actually, the men in that video aren't too shabby either.  toned and hard.  

I've gone over your thread and I see that you have a penchant for black women that look like white women.  If that's your thing, we can also turn to the Baha Men.   Just get yourself some Jergens and a box of tissue and have a look at "You all dat."  She's actually half-dago from New York I think.   As a bonus, there's even a short prayer to the Lord our God in that video.

Oh, and if we're including the band, Lauryn Hill is very, very special.  boioioing!

And there is booty here for everyone.  All sizes, shapes, and colors.  The bonus here is that there are plenty of early 90s Will Smith haircuts.  It's the only hair that's almost as much fun as a mullet.

[angus]

One thought just keeps leading to another.  I have to admit that I had a thang for Imani Cuppola about ten years back.  In her own videos, she can do mexican waitress, white biker chick, or nubian princess.  See, for example, "Legend of a Cowgirl."  I know it's a tad off topic, and I know you don't like tattooes, but she's a very talented artist, imho.  Also, she has a nice rack.

As a very special bonus, check out the choreographed dancing with Harley riders about 40 seconds in.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

You realize 3 posts in a row is a bit obsessive, right, angus? 

Time to go home, grill and drink. 

[angus]

check.   

Not gettin' any work done anyway. 

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One thought just keeps leading to another.  I have to admit that I had a thang for Imani Cuppola about ten years back.  In her own videos, she can do mexican waitress, white biker chick, or nubian princess.  See, for example, "Legend of a Cowgirl."  I know it's a tad off topic, and I know you don't like tattooes, but she's a very talented artist, imho.  Also, she has a nice rack.

As a very special bonus, check out the choreographed dancing with Harley riders about 40 seconds in.

i'm at the airport on my way home, working from home until Apr 24th....will have to chech the video out this weekend....take care

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You're really bored in Boston, aren't you? 

Well Gramps,  I'll tell you, net surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that the girls in the youtube videos and saying, "Hey babe, let's party!"

[opebo]

You're really bored in Boston, aren't you? 

Well Gramps,  I'll tell you, net surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, you know, a hobby. It's a way of looking at that the girls in the youtube videos and saying, "Hey babe, let's party!"

Oh now I get what you're doing with all this youtube-girl watching!  You can't look at actual porn.  Well, just search for all the thousands of 'gravure' videos on youtube.  But maybe you don't like Asians.

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no, I don't think 6 seconds of a glimpse of a girl is even going to cause a stir

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angus, sorry bro, I like your writing skills better than your taste in black women.  don't be mad though, no poster was able to float my boat in the last thread either.

[Napoleon]

Separate but equal threads?

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Separate but equal threads?

no, I deleted the other thread due to info I discovered

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I've gone over your thread and I see that you have a penchant for black women that look like white women.  

and you figured all that out on your own?    Yeah!  Most organism do.

Here's a video with a whole bunch of white-black women.  heck, they're probably whiter than my wife:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4FXhkm6Nw

I've always said:  white-non-white women are almost always hooter than white women.

Speaking of which, what the heck happened to all the good looking black girls over the last 15 years?!  They used to be EVERYWHERE and now they are NOWHERE.

[angus]

what the heck happened to all the good looking black girls over the last 15 years?!  

They got old.  Lynn Whitfield used to be hot.  Angela Basset too.  That was at least 15 years ago.

You could just hang out at your daughter's school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo4kDrWBa6c

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what the heck happened to all the good looking black girls over the last 15 years?!  

They got old.  

no,no,no...I'm talking about the new recruits, or the lack there of.  The simple but unsolvable problem, Big A, is that black girls have changed their style.  They no longer try to fit in like they did in the hip hop days.  They all forgot the lessons of Prince (or is it HeWhoCantBePronounced?), who taught them how to dress and how to look.

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FYI, 3 black girls just walked into my house from my daughters school...will have to continue this conversation later