North Korea Invades South Korea

[Free Palestine]

Breaking News!

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/Asia/03/31/korea.war/index.html?hpt=T1

April 1st, 2011

North Korea early in the morning attacked South Korean cities in the North of South Korea. The North Korean military struck targets in Inchon, Seoul, and airfields surrounding the cities. Kim Jong-il supposedly gave a rousing radio speech in North Korea in order to "Unify the people's of Korea", and that he would forcibly tear the South from the "American occupation".

The United States military made a strategic retreat into Seoul as thousands of North Korean soldiers suddenly stormed the border. President Obama was informed of the war only a few moments ago, according to an urgent press release. The United States Navy has launched attacks in the North Korean Navy during the early hours of the war.





HA! APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!

(BTW, it's April 1st in Best Korea right now.)

[Marokai Backbeat]

Fake death and destruction on a mass scale!

Hilars!

[The Mikado]

According to the KCNA, the Dear Leader has a message for the people of South Korea.  He claims that they know the rules, but so does he.  He claims that he is "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and hurt you.  Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and desert you."

[Free Palestine]

According to the KCNA, the Dear Leader has a message for the people of South Korea.  He claims that they know the rules, but so does he.  He claims that he is "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and hurt you.  Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and desert you."

And in other news, Muammar al-Qaddafi got into one little fight, his mom got scared, and she sent him to live with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

[King]

HA! APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!

(BTW, it's April 1st in Best Korea right now.)

Sorry Morgan, while "Best Korea" was a nice touch, you needing to use a parenthetical at all shows your personality is simply too dull and uncertain to ever be funny or interesting.

Thanks for trying, though, and please accept this gift as a token of our appreciation as well as a picture of Seattle:

[bullmoose88]

HA! APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!

(BTW, it's April 1st in Best Korea right now.)

Sorry Morgan, while "Best Korea" was a nice touch, you needing to use a parenthetical at all shows your personality is simply too dull and uncertain to ever be funny or interesting.

tears

[Middle-aged Europe]

April Fools' hoaxes should at least be somewhat believable at the first glance.

[Silent Hunter]

April Fools' hoaxes should at least be somewhat believable at the first glance.

Also, they should not involve a war starting.

[feeblepizza]

Nice try.

[Bacon King]

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