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« on: January 28, 2011, 04:16:30 PM »
« edited: January 28, 2011, 04:24:33 PM by Jake Matthews for NE Assembly »
Welcome to the Humourous Observer, Atlasia's third highest-rated news parody source, as well as a pure rip-off of the Fuzzy Truth Tongue

Please note, 100% of the "news" you will see here is either comedically distorted or completely untrue, any and everyone will be joked about, so please don't take it personally.

Enjoy!
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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2011, 04:17:33 PM »
F**k you, Weekly Atlasia News is the first.
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2011, 04:22:40 PM »
This Just In: Oakvale endorses Polnut for Northeast Governor after leaving local hotel room that was rented to Polnut

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A source close to Governor Oakvale tells the Humourous Observer that Oakvale and Polnut had a "long talk in Polnut's hotel room" which followed with Oakvale's endorsement. Another source close to Oakvale said "Oakvale enjoyed the experience." and an assisstant campaign manager for Polnut told us "They totally banged. I'm 100% sure. I even participated." Neither Oakvale nor Polnut have personally commented on this story. More developments are on the way.
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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2011, 04:24:19 PM »

My bad, fair enough.
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2011, 04:47:09 PM »
BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT FRITZ SELECTS NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM FOR ATLASIA

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President Fritz said today in a Press Conference that Atlasia's national anthem was "Boring, dull and just plain unfunky." Fritz then declared that he is officially changing Atlasia's national anthem to Primus's "Tommy The Cat" effective immediately and said "Anyone who dares not jam to the funkyness of Claypool's bass shall be executed."
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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2011, 06:37:51 PM »
BREAKING NEWS: 20RP12 DISCOVERS THE DELICIOUSNESS OF RAMEN NOODLES

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Jake Matthews, AKA 20RP12, has discovered the deliciousness of ramen noodles, after purchasing and then consuming them. When Jake was asked why he liked ramen so much, he responded with "They're just...they're just so delicious. I must meet the person that invented this delicacy. I must sell him my soul...I must...become..." Jake then preceded to turn into a zombie, controlled by Marokai, who is controlled by the Chinese Government. Matthews then began to ramble on about how China will prevail and that every other nation is "subservient to the awesomeness that is China." Matthews then accused the Humorous Observer of being "an Asian hating newspaper." he then ran out of ramen and returned to his normal state. He then noticed that he had been talking to no one, and sat down and wrote this report. More developments on the way.
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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2011, 09:24:38 PM »
BREAKING NEWS: 20RP12 SUFFERING FROM INCESSANT BOREDOM

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HELP ME.
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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2011, 09:41:20 PM »
Embrace the boredom. Evil
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2011, 09:44:51 PM »

May I hit it with a shovel? Because it's annoying the hell out of me.
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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2011, 10:46:14 PM »

You mean like this?

http://image28.webshots.com/28/3/61/53/266736153CMTWSn_ph.jpg
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« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2011, 10:51:07 PM »
Yes, and I will do this:

 

to it.
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« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2011, 11:38:37 PM »
BREAKING NEWS: ROWANBRANDON'S TINFOIL HAT IS MISSING!

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A source close to RowanBrandon has confirmed that Rowan's most prized physical possession, his trusty tinfoil hat, is missing. The source said "Rowan is deeply depressed. He has locked himself in a closet and he refuses to come out." when I asked the source if Rowan will come out of the closet eventually, the source said "There is no doubt in my mind that Rowan will come out of the closet eventually, he's just afraid of life after coming out." It appears that Rowan is deeply distraught by the missplacement of his tinfoil hat. If you have any information on the whereabouts of Rowan's tinfoil hat, please withhold that information for as long as possible, this is hilarious to watch.
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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2011, 12:30:27 AM »
BREAKING NEWS: TEDDY ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT

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In a shocking development, recently resigned Atlasian SoFE, Teddy, has been arrested for assault. A photograph was taken of the encounter and can be seen here:

http://frierworks.com/_wizardimages/Bears%20fighting%20for%20websitecvr.jpg

More developments as they arise.
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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2011, 11:35:28 AM »
BREAKING NEWS: 20RP12 DECLARES "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE KICKS ASS!"

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20RP12 has rediscovered his love of New Jersey Alternative band My Chemical Romance. More developments as they arise.
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« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2011, 07:34:32 PM »
BREAKING NEWS: SENATOR ANTONIO V DECLARES "VIVA LA FRANCE!"

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Today at a press conference, Senator Antonio V was asked "What is the best part about being an Atlasian Senator?" The Senator replied with "Asserting myself as the greatest in all of Atlasia." when asked what gave him the autority to believe he is the greatest, he responded with "French people are automatically better, silly toad. VIVA LA FRANCE!"

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« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2011, 06:09:20 AM »
Interesting.
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« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2011, 07:54:48 AM »

I seriously doubt you would have said it the particular way he claims you did Smiley
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« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2011, 08:21:56 AM »
Quote from: Franzl on January 30, 2011, 07:54:48 AM

I seriously doubt you would have said it the particular way he claims you did Smiley

Not that I think so either. How the hell could I have a positive opinion of people who elected Sarkozy ? Tongue
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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2011, 08:37:24 AM »
Quote from: Senator Antonio V on January 30, 2011, 08:21:56 AM
Quote from: Franzl on January 30, 2011, 07:54:48 AM

I seriously doubt you would have said it the particular way he claims you did Smiley

Not that I think so either. How the hell could I have a positive opinion of people who elected Sarkozy ? Tongue

I thought you're a friend with Fab.
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« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2011, 08:41:59 AM »
Quote from: Keystone Pale on January 30, 2011, 08:37:24 AM
Quote from: Senator Antonio V on January 30, 2011, 08:21:56 AM
Quote from: Franzl on January 30, 2011, 07:54:48 AM

I seriously doubt you would have said it the particular way he claims you did Smiley

Not that I think so either. How the hell could I have a positive opinion of people who elected Sarkozy ? Tongue

I thought you're a friend with Fab.

There are always exceptions. Tongue
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« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2011, 08:54:51 AM »
Quote from: Senator Antonio V on January 30, 2011, 08:21:56 AM
Quote from: Franzl on January 30, 2011, 07:54:48 AM

I seriously doubt you would have said it the particular way he claims you did Smiley

Not that I think so either. How the hell could I have a positive opinion of people who elected Sarkozy ? Tongue

I also meant because you speak French (and he obviously doesn't) Wink
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« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2011, 09:15:50 AM »
Quote from: Franzl on January 30, 2011, 08:54:51 AM
Quote from: Senator Antonio V on January 30, 2011, 08:21:56 AM
Quote from: Franzl on January 30, 2011, 07:54:48 AM

I seriously doubt you would have said it the particular way he claims you did Smiley

Not that I think so either. How the hell could I have a positive opinion of people who elected Sarkozy ? Tongue

I also meant because you speak French (and he obviously doesn't) Wink

Yeah, the "viva" is definitely not french. Wink
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« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2011, 10:07:11 AM »
Guys, it was a joke Tongue
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« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2011, 09:37:37 PM »
BREAKING NEWS: SNOWGUY ADMITS TO SECRET MAN CRUSH ON JOHN MCCAIN
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« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2011, 07:00:05 AM »
Quote from: Jake Matthews for NE Assembly on January 30, 2011, 09:37:37 PM
BREAKING NEWS: SNOWGUY ADMITS TO SECRET MAN CRUSH ON JOHN MCCAIN

Doesn't it cease to be a secret once he admits it?
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