When's the earliest you've ever gotten laid to start a new year?

[King]

I just wanted to help them settle their debate.

[minionofmidas]

I don't get how you would determine the time exactly. My sex acts tend to have an extension in time, although I obviously can't speak for King.

He seems to be implying he knew the time because he heard the New Year's Countdown on TV during the act.

Yeah, he was using the remote control with one hand and.............................with the other.  

Gramps is just cranky because the last time the fireworks went off on New Years for him was '89...1889.

Uh, it was 1776 BM.........lots of fireworks that year

"bm" as in before modern era?

[Smash255]

if King started in the last minute of 2010 then he finished before the New Year

[ilikeverin]

I don't get how you would determine the time exactly. My sex acts tend to have an extension in time, although I obviously can't speak for King.

He seems to be implying he knew the time because he heard the New Year's Countdown on TV during the act.

Yeah, he was using the remote control with one hand and.............................with the other. 

Gramps is just cranky because the last time the fireworks went off on New Years for him was '89...1889.

Uh, it was 1776 BM.........lots of fireworks that year

"bm" as in before modern era?

"Before Man", of course.

[angus]

"bm" as in before modern era?

bowel movement.  When you get to be his age those are as difficult to achieve as orgasms.  And much more rewarding.

[bullmoose88]

"bm" as in before modern era?

bowel movement.  When you get to be his age those are as difficult to achieve as orgasms.  And much more rewarding.

Dear God thats a scary thought.  If you had the choice of being able to do one or the other...which would you choose?  Bowel movements seem more practical...don't really need to state the case for the other.  it speaks for itself.