Sinai shark attacks could be Zionist plot

[dead0man]

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(yes the title is tounge in cheek)

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[Associate Justice PiT]

     Sharks rarely attack people. It seems to me that dropping a bunch of golf balls out of a drone would be a far more effective plot than dropping a shark in the sea.

[John Dibble]

     Sharks rarely attack people. It seems to me that dropping a bunch of golf balls out of a drone would be a far more effective plot than dropping a shark in the sea.

Yeah, but you have to remember that this is a Zionist shark.

[GMantis]

There is almost nothing that many Muslims won't believe is a Zionist plot.

[Stranger in a strange land]

*facepalm*

[bullmoose88]

Did anyone get a good look at this shark's genitalia?  Circumcised or not?

[k-onmmunist]

Opposition to Israel tends to make people dumb apparently.

[dead0man]

Now the Saudis have captured a vulture that is also a Mossad "spy"
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[Redalgo]

This gives the John Birch Society's scare over water fluoridation a run for its money. ^^

[Хahar 🤔]

Did anyone get a good look at this shark's genitalia?  Circumcised or not?

Muslims are circumcised too, so that wouldn't work.

[dead0man]

Not to be left out, Turkey is investigating a dead bird for a Zionist plot.

[tpfkaw]

You can't really blame them for being rather suspicious of Zionist plots, given, for example, the actual Zionist plot in the early 50s to bomb British targets in Egypt to worsen Egyptian-British relations (which I believe they recently even officially admitted to).

[dead0man]

Odd response......did these 60 year old plots involve birds and fish?  And I'm not really blaming them for being suspicious of "Zionist" plots.  The 60 year window between plots is just da Joos playing the long con on them.  I'm just laughing at them because their "intelligence" services actually buy into these things.  And not just buy into them, proudly announce their theories to the local press.  It's almost as funny as an Iranian terrorist blowing off his own legs on the streets of Thailand.  Almost.

[dead0man]

Sudan's turn

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[k-onmmunist]

my comment is as apt now as it was 2 years ago.

[GMantis]

my comment is as apt now as it was 2 years ago.

And it's just as idiotic then as it's now.

[k-onmmunist]

my comment is as apt now as it was 2 years ago.

And it's just as idiotic then as it's now.

because it criticizes the hysterical anti-zionist consensus?

[GMantis]

my comment is as apt now as it was 2 years ago.

And it's just as idiotic then as it's now.

because it criticizes the hysterical anti-zionist consensus?

There is no hysterical anti-zionist consensus. One can criticize Israel without believing in insane conspiracy theories. See my post in this thread, for example.

[dead0man]

It's the Hezzies turn to find da Joos animal spy.  This time it's an eagle.  They will now reverse engineer it and in a few months have their own eagle spy bird.

[Sbane]

These people really need to calm the F down, roll a joint and watch some nature documentaries. That would clear everything up.

[John Dibble]

Do they really think Israel is dumb enough to label their spy gear as belonging to them? The fools capturing these spy birds don't realize the obvious - it's clearly a false flag operation. That's the only plausible explanation as to why this super top secret and ultra-advanced spy gear was labeled in such a manner.