Congrats to Keystone Phil!

[Lincoln Republican]

Since this is the last thread we can make, I say we let it be an Update-like 150 page monster.

I agree but on one condition: that you never forget that a Republican freed the slaves.

Freed them into life of capitalist slavery. [/opebo]

Freed them into a life of Democratic Party demagoguery.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Since this is the last thread we can make, I say we let it be an Update-like 150 page monster.

I agree but on one condition: that you never forget that a Republican freed the slaves.

Freed them into life of capitalist slavery. [/opebo]

Freed them into a life of Democratic Party demagoguery.

Of course. Republicans never abandoned and never started to ignore Black electorate in order to take over the Southern Whites.

[Mr. Morden]

Congrats Phil on the Eagles being up by 28 points in the second quarter.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Congrats Phil on me passing first Arabic grammar test this year.

[Keystone Phil]

Congrats Phil on the Eagles being up by 28 points in the second quarter.

It's totally inexcusable that they allowed the Redskins to score two touchdowns and we should have put up 49 points going into the half. I'm not thrilled. Seriously.

But I will accept the praise.

Congrats Phil on me passing first Arabic grammar test this year.

You will no longer take Arabic. Study Italian. Congrats to you on this honor.

[The Mikado]

I know you worked hard for the victory over the Redskins, and you're not just a "fan," but an active participant in their efforts.  You deserve to enjoy this slaughter.

[Keystone Phil]

66 points or this will be a disappointment.

[Lincoln Republican]

Congrats Phil for having the good sense to emulate my thread.

Now, see all the fun you and so many others can have thanks to borrowing an idea from me.

I just love your witty sarcasm mixed with your unbridled ego.  

[Mr. Morden]

Congrats Phil on the engagement of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

[The Mikado]

Congrats Phil on the engagement of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

He was more than just a passive reader of those trashy grocery store tabloids, I know.  He deserves real credit.

Anyone want to guess how many years we'll have to wait to congratulate him on Berlusconi going away?  Decades, perhaps?  (The man's ability to desperately hang on is impressive)

[Хahar 🤔]

He is a man who can never die.

[Keystone Phil]

Anyone want to guess how many years we'll have to wait to congratulate him on Berlusconi going away?  Decades, perhaps?  (The man's ability to desperately hang on is impressive)

Though I want it to happen, I will have very mixed emotions when that happens.

Nonetheless, I do expect a statement in my honor immediately after it occurs.

[Keystone Phil]

...and I will now accept my accolades.

[Joe Republic]

...and I will now accept my accolades.

Great job, Phil!  You deserve a reward for all your hard work on Senator-elect Toomey's special day.

Forty-nine cheers for Keystone Phil!

[King]

One question, Phil, why did you not use your immense powers over the Delaware media market to show that Christine O'Donnell was an unelectable loon before the primary with Castle?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Dear Phil,

Please, use your powers to make me pass my test today.

Thanks,

[The Mikado]

Keystone Phil, for your hard work traveling back in time and knocking up Toomey's mother, take the day off.  You deserve it.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Keystone Phil, for your hard work traveling back in time and knocking up Toomey's mother, take the day off.  You deserve it.

Mikado, I need his skills now

[Magic 8-Ball]

Keystone Phil, for your hard work traveling back in time and knocking up Toomey's mother, take the day off.  You deserve it.

Mikado, I need his skills now

You want Phil to knock up your mother?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Keystone Phil, for your hard work traveling back in time and knocking up Toomey's mother, take the day off.  You deserve it.

Mikado, I need his skills now

You want Phil to knock up your mother?

No, just to pass my test. Is that too much to Keystone?

He can knock up Toomey's mother later.

[Magic 8-Ball]

Keystone Phil, for your hard work traveling back in time and knocking up Toomey's mother, take the day off.  You deserve it.

Mikado, I need his skills now

You want Phil to knock up your mother?

No, just to pass my test. Is that too much to Keystone?

He can knock up Toomey's mother later.

It's not really a question of whether or not it's "too much" for him.  Phil giveth and Phil taketh away, you see.  All you can do is try to stay on his good side and hope for the best.

Don't worry about him being too busy to dole out his favor; he's already fathered Pat Toomey.  Granted, that doesn't really matter as he has apparently conquered the space-time continuum and can therefore simultaneously appear in multiple locations as needed.

If you find yourself confused at the last paragraph, I recommend studying the Back to the Future trilogy, paying special heed to Part II.  That should clear things up.

May Phil bless you.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Congrats to Phil for organizing a phone-in vote campaign for Palin's daughter on dancing with the stars.......I'm sure she'll be the grand prize winner with Phil's help.

Great Job!!! 

[Badger]

I could take a few more 105 degree days here, if we don't get a winter like last one.

I'd take a hundred days like that over last Winter. That was just brutal. Then again, I prefer the extreme heat to the extreme cold anyway.

You pussies from Philly couldn't handle what we had in western PA last winter....

Word!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I could take a few more 105 degree days here, if we don't get a winter like last one.

I'd take a hundred days like that over last Winter. That was just brutal. Then again, I prefer the extreme heat to the extreme cold anyway.

You pussies from Philly couldn't handle what we had in western PA last winter....

Word!

This is why Badger is one of my all-time favorite libs (and posters too)

[J. J.]

I could take a few more 105 degree days here, if we don't get a winter like last one.

I'd take a hundred days like that over last Winter. That was just brutal. Then again, I prefer the extreme heat to the extreme cold anyway.

You pussies from Philly couldn't handle what we had in western PA last winter.... 

You will remember two things:

1.  Unlike like you lowlanders, I lived in mountains of Western Pennsylvania.

2.  If you read your current NP, I was the guy who showed up at the meeting.