If opebo was visiting your city where would you go with him?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I think I'd take him to the area downtown with the strip club that's just a front for prostitution which is just a few blocks from a Thai restaurant. He might not be too happy with the girls there though.

After that, probably the Asian brothel on Lake Street.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I don't have to worry about him coming to visit me, as he would probably never visit Oklahoma (the bad place of the bad place).

[Ban my account ffs!]

I'd show him the beaver sculpture with the vagina painted on the front of it.  Then I'd take him fishing.  Then we'd have dinner at a nice local restaurant.  Then we could do one of two things:

Go drink beer and sit in an outdoor hot tub.

or

I could drop him off at Tract 33 on the rez and give him 2 hours to make it back to Teals Supervalue alive.

[Eraserhead]

Not too big on man-dates, honestly.

[opebo]

I'd show him the beaver sculpture with the vagina painted on the front of it.  Then I'd take him fishing.  Then we'd have dinner at a nice local restaurant.  Then we could do one of two things:

Go drink beer and sit in an outdoor hot tub.

or

I could drop him off at Tract 33 on the rez and give him 2 hours to make it back to Teals Supervalue alive.

I'd prefer the former, Snowguy.  As long as we can wear our swimming trunks at the hot tubbe. 

Not too big on man-dates, honestly.

This type of insecurity is commonplace and nothing to be ashamed of, E.  I think what BRTD is getting at is 'where in your town is the naughtiness'?

[??????????]

County lockup on Orient Rd in Tampa.

[opebo]

County lockup on Orient Rd in Tampa.

To visit your relatives?

[fezzyfestoon]

Nowhere

[Joe Republic]

We'd drive out to the middle of the desert for a while, and then I'd drive back.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Oh c'mon, I'd bet a sizable sum he wouldn't even let me know......shame cause the Burgh is a cool place.

[opebo]

Oh c'mon, I'd bet a sizable sum he wouldn't even let me know......shame cause the Burgh is a cool place.

Any 'strolls'?  To be honest I doubt very much I'll ever visit another american city other than the one where my inheritance resides.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Oh c'mon, I'd bet a sizable sum he wouldn't even let me know......shame cause the Burgh is a cool place.

Any 'strolls'?  To be honest I doubt very much I'll ever visit another american city other than the one where my inheritance resides.

We're wayyyyyyyyyy better than St. Louis.  Hell where do you think that damn Arch was constructed?  Right here in DaBurgh.......but we can find a cool martini place if you ever show up....

[dead0man]

The worst Wal Mart.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The worst Wal Mart.

Why would he want to go there? There are no brothels in Omaha? I know it's Nebraska and all but I'd expect there to be something in a city of that size.

Not too big on man-dates, honestly.

This type of insecurity is commonplace and nothing to be ashamed of, E.  I think what BRTD is getting at is 'where in your town is the naughtiness'?

Or Thai restaurants.

Do you believe you would be disappointed with the girls at said strip club though? The ones with model-type figures are the ones that don't offer to blow you or even bend the rules because they don't have to. The ones that do are usually at least "curvy", not too bad to most people but I doubt you would go for them.

[dead0man]

The worst Wal Mart.

Why would he want to go there? There are no brothels in Omaha? I know it's Nebraska and all but I'd expect there to be something in a city of that size.

It wasn't done for his pleasure.  I'm sure showing him some of our whores would piss him off even more (they don't look like 14 year old boys*) so maybe you're on to something.




*I'm not suggesting he likes 14 year old boys, I'm suggesting the ....ahem..."people" he finds attractive have the overall appearance of 14 year old boys.

[opebo]

Do you believe you would be disappointed with the girls at said strip club though? The ones with model-type figures are the ones that don't offer ****** because they don't have to. The ones that do are usually at least "curvy", not too bad to most people but I doubt you would go for them.

Yes I'm sure I wouldn't partake because when I visit home I hardly do any such activities.  I don't think it is advisable to break any laws even in a small way when when in the Bad Place, since prosecutions could delay or in the nightmare case even prevent one's leaving again.

*I'm not suggesting he likes 14 year old boys, I'm suggesting the ....ahem..."people" he finds attractive have the overall appearance of 14 year old boys.

Well, the girls here are mostly slim and fit, if that's what you mean.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Do you believe you would be disappointed with the girls at said strip club though? The ones with model-type figures are the ones that don't offer ****** because they don't have to. The ones that do are usually at least "curvy", not too bad to most people but I doubt you would go for them.

Yes I'm sure I wouldn't partake because when I visit home I hardly do any such activities.  I don't think it is advisable to break any laws even in a small way when when in the Bad Place, since prosecutions could delay or in the nightmare case even prevent one's leaving again.

I wouldn't worry about it, no one ever gets arrested in this club. The police are too busy dealing with all the drunks outside, a club that doesn't serve alcohol where people might be getting blowjobs in a VIP room is pretty low on the priority list. Not that I ever have partaked in such things there outside of the infamous unsolicited handjob I got that one time.

[opebo]

I'm sure you're right, but I'm sure given the quality available in such places I could just wait out a few weeks visit (I never stay longer than that), till I got back to the Good Place.  You do get really spoiled here.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Outdoor for an illegal drinking in public.

[opebo]

Outdoor for an illegal drinking in public.

Ok I wouldn't be afraid to do that - I think that's a very minor offense even in the Bad Place.

[SvenssonRS]

Where would I go with him? The police station.

[J. J.]

Graterford State Correctional Institute, which he might find himself liking.

[memphis]

It would seem pretty silly to take a guy who spends most of his life in Thailand to Thai restaurants here in the states. We'd skip the hookers as well as most of the locals are nasty crackheads.  Instead, I'd show him (or any guest) the signature places of my hometown. It's all about the bbq and music around here.

[Storebought]

Everything here can be found in Mo if he were interested in seeking it out.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

We'd skip the hookers as well as most of the locals are nasty crackheads. 

Some of these don't look so bad (NSFW obviously): http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/