Which forumite would you want...

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

Which forumite would you want...

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. -
To defend you in a murder case. -
If you were about to be attacked by Ninjas, and he/she was your bodyguard. -
If you two were the only passengers on an airplane where the pilot has just died. -
To go partying/clubbing with -
If you two had to diffuse the bomb before it explodes, killing everyone. -
To happen to be sucked into an RPG video game with you. -
To be your Veep. -

feel free to add more!

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - Xahar
To defend you in a murder case. - Torie
If you were about to be attacked by Ninjas, and he/she was your bodyguard. - Kal
If you two were the only passengers on an airplane where the pilot has just died. - States
To go partying/clubbing with - Intermoderate
If you two had to diffuse the bomb before it explodes, killing everyone. - Lunar
To happen to be sucked into an RPG video game with you. - Milkado
To be your Veep. - Yankee

[Vepres]

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - ilikeverin
To defend you in a murder case. - Sam Spade
If you were about to be attacked by Ninjas, and he/she was your bodyguard. - Torie (hey, last I heard, he has been working out )
If you two were the only passengers on an airplane where the pilot has just died. - Smid
To go partying/clubbing with - bgwah
If you two had to diffuse the bomb before it explodes, killing everyone. - Muon
To happen to be sucked into an RPG video game with you. - Marokai
To be your Veep. - PiT

[Barnes]

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - Kal
To defend you in a murder case. - Badger or Bullmoose
If you were about to be attacked by Ninjas, and he/she was your bodyguard. - Han
If you two were the only passengers on an airplane where the pilot has just died. -  tmthforu94
To go partying/clubbing with - Gramps
If you two had to diffuse the bomb before it explodes, killing everyone. - Muon (Thanks, Vepres )
To happen to be sucked into an RPG video game with you. -
To be your Veep. - Marokai Blue

[Associate Justice PiT]

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - I would rather not say
To defend you in a murder case. - Torie
If you were about to be attacked by Ninjas, and he/she was your bodyguard. - StatesRights
If you two were the only passengers on an airplane where the pilot has just died. - Xahar
To go partying/clubbing with - MasterJedi
If you two had to diffuse the bomb before it explodes, killing everyone. - Xahar
To happen to be sucked into an RPG video game with you. - NC Yankee
To be your Veep. - Vepres

[Marokai Backbeat]

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - MaxQue
To defend you in a murder case. - Badger
If you were about to be attacked by Ninjas, and he/she was your bodyguard. - StatesRights
If you two were the only passengers on an airplane where the pilot has just died. - Naso
To go partying/clubbing with - Lunar
If you two had to diffuse the bomb before it explodes, killing everyone. - Xahar
To happen to be sucked into an RPG video game with you. - Holmes
To be your Veep. - Lief

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - lewi
To defend you in a murder case. - badger
If you were about to be attacked by Ninjas, and he/she was your bodyguard. - teddy
If you two were the only passengers on an airplane where the pilot has just died. - eek! um i dont know
To go partying/clubbing with - morgan. time for him to loosen up.
If you two had to diffuse the bomb before it explodes, killing everyone. - chris
To happen to be sucked into an RPG video game with you. - eeww no.
To go all ninja- Nik
To be your Veep- would never happen.
To fix a house with - Torie

[King]

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - Matthew McCona...oh... um... John Engle...uh yeah
To defend you in a murder case. - Al...although he'd probably rather be the prosecution
If you were about to be attacked by Ninjas, and he/she was your bodyguard. - BushOK... ninjas can only be defeated with mind tricks
If you two were the only passengers on an airplane where the pilot has just died. - Rochambeau... I have a hunch
To go partying/clubbing with - Boris... is it even up for debate?
If you two had to diffuse the bomb before it explodes, killing everyone. - Alcon clearly the most technically superior drone here
To happen to be sucked into an RPG video game with you. - Eraserhead...something tells me he can shoot em up
To be your Veep. - Joe Republic...I need a real master debater on my side

[??????????]

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - Al
To defend you in a murder case. - Sam Spade
If you were about to be attacked by Ninjas, and he/she was your bodyguard. -  Teddy
If you two were the only passengers on an airplane where the pilot has just died. - Lewis
To go partying/clubbing with - Grumpy Gramps
If you two had to diffuse the bomb before it explodes, killing everyone. - JJ
To happen to be sucked into an RPG video game with you. - Mikado
To be your Veep. - Morgan Byrkein <sp>

[Lunar]

To go partying/clubbing with - Lunar

If you two had to diffuse the bomb before it explodes, killing everyone. - Lunar

If you go out clubbing with Lunar, you better expect some disarming of explosives along the journey.  This isn't Wichita, diffusing explosives is like learning how to parallel park here

[King]

To go partying/clubbing with - Lunar

If you two had to diffuse the bomb before it explodes, killing everyone. - Lunar

If you go out clubbing with Lunar, you better expect some disarming of explosives along the journey.  This isn't Wichita, diffusing explosives is like learning how to parallel park here

You're from Texas?!?!?

[Eraserhead]

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - I would rather not say

WARNING:
This post contains spoilers — Important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
ZOMG, PiT IS TALKING ABOUT CUTIE_15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

If she was 18+, I may have picked her But once I got my mind out of the gutter, I decided I'd rather have someone who could entertain me.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

If she was 18+, I may have picked her But once I got my mind out of the gutter, I decided I'd rather have someone who could entertain me.

I am not boring! I would play soccer and make really bad joke that crack me up.

[Platypus]

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - eh, one of the gays
To defend you in a murder case. - Leif is a lawyer, right?
If you were about to be attacked by Ninjas, and he/she was your bodyguard. -  Kingofthebenchpress
If you two were the only passengers on an airplane where the pilot has just died. - dead0man, duh.
To go partying/clubbing with - I wanna party in Vegas with Joe
If you two had to diffuse the bomb before it explodes, killing everyone. - Someone scientifically/mathematically inclined, I guess. Maybe MODU
To happen to be sucked into an RPG video game with you. - Smid
To be your Veep. - afleitch

[??????????]

To defend you in a murder case. - Leif is a lawyer, right?

You mean Vlad, right?

[big bad fab]

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - Hashemite's brain and a girl
To defend you in a murder case. - Badger
If you were about to be attacked by Ninjas, and he/she was your bodyguard. - Grumpy Gramps or StatesRights
If you two were the only passengers on an airplane where the pilot has just died. - jmfcst... or True Conservative (for music and faith !)
To go partying/clubbing with - Kalwejt
If you two had to diffuse the bomb before it explodes, killing everyone. - PiT
To happen to be sucked into an RPG video game with you. - NC Yankee or Hashemite if it's an electoral simulation !
To be your Veep. - Smid or Gustaf

[CatoMinor]

Which forumite would you want...

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - Bear Grylls
To defend you in a murder case. - Junkie
If you were about to be attacked by Ninjas, and he/she was your bodyguard. - Einzige
If you two were the only passengers on an airplane where the pilot has just died. - Reaganfan
To go partying/clubbing with - Kalwejt
If you two had to diffuse the bomb before it explodes, killing everyone. - PiT
To happen to be sucked into an RPG video game with you. - NC Yankee
To be your Veep. - Dallasfan65

feel free to add more!

[??????????]

If you were about to be attacked by Ninjas, and he/she was your bodyguard. - Einzige

He'd kill you first probably.

[The Mikado]

To happen to be sucked into an RPG video game with you. - Mikado

In an RPG, you'd probably be the epitome of a Confederate soldier and I'd be a Japanese Emperor (see the name).  Yeah, we'd be a fine pair.

[k-onmmunist]

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - I would rather not say

WARNING:
This post contains spoilers — Important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
ZOMG, PiT IS TALKING ABOUT CUTIE_15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What makes it all the more amusing is that he is the last person she would want to be trapped with.

[Bo]

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - Dallasfan
To defend you in a murder case. - Badger or Sam Spade
If you were about to be attacked by Ninjas, and he/she was your bodyguard. - States' Rights
If you two were the only passengers on an airplane where the pilot has just died. - dead0man
To go partying/clubbing with - Boris
If you two had to diffuse the bomb before it explodes, killing everyone. - Alcon
To happen to be sucked into an RPG video game with you. - Lief
To be your Veep. - Kalwejt

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - I would rather not say

WARNING:
This post contains spoilers — Important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
ZOMG, PiT IS TALKING ABOUT CUTIE_15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What makes it all the more amusing is that he is the last person she would want to be trapped with.

Uh, no, but it's cute you believe that.

[The Mikado]

If you were trapped with them, alone, on a deserted island. - I would rather not say

WARNING:
This post contains spoilers — Important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
ZOMG, PiT IS TALKING ABOUT CUTIE_15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What makes it all the more amusing is that he is the last person she would want to be trapped with.

Well, she could make him wash his hair if they were stuck on an island.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

To happen to be sucked into an RPG video game with you. - Mikado

In an RPG, you'd probably be the epitome of a Confederate soldier and I'd be a Japanese Emperor (see the name).  Yeah, we'd be a fine pair.

A 1870's Confederate militiaman working alongside a 1940's Japanese soldier? That sounds like the sort of game I'd want to play