Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

We've had similar epic-fail tragedy threads before

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=109091.0

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Feeblepizza have a Buddy Roemer mancrush.

I'm talking about obscurity - Obama was obscure in 2007, Roemer is equally as obscure nowadays. Stassen was a well known leader among the liberal wing of the GOP during the 40s and 50s.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Al had a great line in that thread:

2012 will be a weird year. Who would expect that this unknown former Governor of Louisiana would run for President? Who knows, Buddy Roemer may be the next President of the United States!

This idiot managed to come third in his re-election bid; behind an open fascist who used to be the head of the KKK. You probably didn't know that because your parents hadn't been born when it happened.

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Which one?

Few people are clearly masturbating while thinking about Mitt Romney perspectives of 2012 bid.

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Al had a great line in that thread:

2012 will be a weird year. Who would expect that this unknown former Governor of Louisiana would run for President? Who knows, Buddy Roemer may be the next President of the United States!

This idiot managed to come third in his re-election bid; behind an open fascist who used to be the head of the KKK. You probably didn't know that because your parents hadn't been born when it happened.

I guess Alun was very close to the truth

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A TIME cover in 2006:

Joe Klein = leftist weirdo. Nobody reads TIME and nobody pays attention to Klein.

Remind me, in what world do you live in?

The logical one.

[King]

I love how feeblepizza has backed himself into a corner and is now becoming, for some reason, a Buddy Roemer hack.

Try living in America and see how you like it.

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It's official - Oklahoma has her first female governor.  Republican Mary Copeland Fallin took the oath of office at 12:02 pm on Monday, January 10, 2011.  She is the 27th Governor of the State of Oklahoma.

Sorry to hear that.....you have my sympathy.

[Јas]

Perhaps you're right. I was worried about compromising the aesthetic quality of my post with giant red warnings strewn all over it, but maybe it's for the best in these dark* times.

*It is currently night-time where I live.

[Јas]

The Tea Party are idiots, but their policies have very little in common with the European far-right.

Their style on the other hand...an argument can be made fir that.

And that's the point. In any developped country, political movements with such a "style" are universally considered as trash by objective media sources. Why ? Because this is how they ought to be considered. American medias are biased, European medias are not.

And we're also less arrogant.

lulz, no.

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Buddy Roemer strikes again!

Roemer/Daniels 291
Obama/Biden 247
Duke/(Pat) Robertson 0

Duke has little effect anywhere besides Louisiana, where he comes into a close second behind Roemer. Roemer wins.

[Eraserhead]

The part about Duke coming in second in LA is most hilarious.

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The part about Duke coming in second in LA is most hilarious.

Close second!

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I wouldn't have used that as a subject heading.

[King]

I'm going to do my best Keith Olbermann impersonation and infer that, by word confusion, feeblepizza obviously thought homeopathy was immoral and was a staunch heteropath.

I'm actually all of those things (except for the homeopath).

So you advocate for herbal remedies but aren't into homeopathy?

Dammit, word confusion...I guess I am all of those things, then...plus a 'tard .

[Badger]

From the "Pets" thread:

A blue and gold macaw and a husband.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

You do understand that Jan Brewer pretty much hates the former cocaine addict? 

She hates George W. Bush?  How is that even relevant?

[Keystone Phil]

Horrible news for Rick Santorum...

I'm sorry that we don't believe in this guy like you do Phil, and I'll be the first to admit I was a fool if he actually wins a state in the primary, but nobody thinks he has a ligament chance to win something this time around

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If my current 1/4 indian girlfriend and I had a kid, would it look mostly white?

Do ¼ Indian people exist?

Dont make fun of amputees Xahar, its rude.

[Mr. Morden]

Even for pbrower, this is such a bizarrely random non sequitur to be dropping into a thread on Sarah Palin:

...The word "death" is obviously one of the starkest words in the English language, and as such it should be used either literally and unambiguously -- or, if figuratively, very carefully, as in "the death of German democracy in 1933", "the death of Latin speech in North Africa", "Sudden death overtime", or "death spiral".  "Death panels remind me of a Twilight Zone episode in which a totalitarian state determines that people who pose trouble to the regime are judged 'obsolete' and then executed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Obsolete_Man

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The actors are Fritz Weaver and Burgess Meredith.

 http://www.cbs.com/classics/the_twilight_zone/video/?pid=yoOMIq0utv_XnymFmH6948IuIbbMyOkI

Which also brings to mind this post:

Statistical, if tragic noise.

I can't tell if you're somehow making a grossly incoherent reference to the Tucson shootings or aptly describing this thread.

Pbrower posts here under protection of the American with Disabilities Act.

[Јas]

(Wait...as I was typing this I realized I thought I was talking to a foreigner...LOL I forgot you're American because your logic is so flawed...)

[Keystone Phil]

Bandit is back and just as crazy. Talking about Palin...

Wait, I forgot. The media likes her.

Since when?

Ever since anybody outside Alaska knew who she was.

I think that just naturally happens when you're picked as the running mate for a major party Presidential  nominee. Just a hunch though.

Then why does it only happen for Republicans?

[Хahar 🤔]

(Wait...as I was typing this I realized I thought I was talking to a foreigner...LOL I forgot you're American because your logic is so flawed...)

Every time I think Naso has provided a quote that summarizes his worldview perfectly, he makes one that's even better.

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Sir Maximus Delliriuso the the second and third and fourth adn fifth makes his landing on the planet earth to make a mot joyous announcemtn to the residants of this entity that the new age of aquarius will begin anue.  In his announcement he says that al lyour bases are belong to us and tits or get the f*** out.  The only way that humanity will ever hope to survive this evil nightmare is if they start buttfyking little kiddie corpses of dead bunnies and adopting them as the sons of Hans Gruber.

The prophecy as foretold in the analogues of Maheim the three thousandth is in accord with the record as given by Mechaman the Almighty Awesome.

Good night and fcuk you San Diego

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If looks like a Republican, talks like a Republican, and is from Texas, he's probably a Democrat.