Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[minionofmidas]

I've only ever advocated feeding the Christians to lions (before it was illegal to do so on this forum - obviously now I love the Christians and the lions equally, and in fact would like to feed the lions to the Christians to make up for my former thoughtcrime). 

As a catlover, I take offense to that!

[Badger]

the payroll count "climbed" by 919k? what does that even mean?

Its called addition, shua.

[Landslide Lyndon]

He would win, unless Jimmy McMillan runs. Then, it's anybody's guess.

[Keystone Phil]

Let's face it, Romney is the only one of the major contenders of any substance and who is made of Presidential material.

He has the royal jelly so to speak.

I'm sorry but what the hell is "royal jelly?"

[King]

Let's face it, Romney is the only one of the major contenders of any substance and who is made of Presidential material.

He has the royal jelly so to speak.

I'm sorry but what the hell is "royal jelly?"

They sell it at Whole Foods so it doesn't surprise me an elite like Romney would own some.

[Lief 🗽]

It's from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I apologize Winfield, it's just sometimes I feel so overwhelmed by big words that it fries my brain.  If only everyone in the world were as sexy and genius as you.

Entire thread is a win.

[Bacon King]

The real losers in this are the people of Kentucky..

If they weren't losers they wouldn't have been still in Kentucky.

[J. J.]

Let's face it, Romney is the only one of the major contenders of any substance and who is made of Presidential material.

He has the royal jelly so to speak.

I'm sorry but what the hell is "royal jelly?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_jelly

A highly nutritious substance fed to the queen bee and larvae.   

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

jmfcst and CARL HAYDEN have been eliminated.

I was thrown out with someone who is completely monotone?!  It's like throwing out a Stradivarius banjo along with a $5 Casio keyboard

Corrected.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Let's face it, Romney is the only one of the major contenders of any substance and who is made of Presidential material.

He has the royal jelly so to speak.

I'm sorry but what the hell is "royal jelly?"

It cures the exhaustion status ailment.

[Mr. Morden]

This topic gets about 30% better if you imagine Winfield wearing a monocle.

[Bacon King]

Let's face it, Romney is the only one of the major contenders of any substance and who is made of Presidential material.

He has the royal jelly so to speak.

I'm sorry but what the hell is "royal jelly?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_jelly

A highly nutritious substance fed to the queen bee and larvae.   

So Winfield is saying that Romney is of such incredible nutritional value that the next President of the United States (and his kids) will feed off of him for the entire term?

[J. J.]

Let's face it, Romney is the only one of the major contenders of any substance and who is made of Presidential material.

He has the royal jelly so to speak.

I'm sorry but what the hell is "royal jelly?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_jelly

A highly nutritious substance fed to the queen bee and larvae.   

So Winfield is saying that Romney is of such incredible nutritional value that the next President of the United States (and his kids) will feed off of him for the entire term?

No he's saying that his wife makes him strong. 

[HappyWarrior]

This topic gets about 30% better if you imagine Winfield wearing a monocle.

I always do.

[afleitch]

After jmfcst posted pictures of his wrecked car.

The first set of pics make it look like you rearended the guy in front of you.

[Bacon King]

I'm clearly not the smartest guy here. But I'm not trying to be. My entire style since I first posted here 6 long years has always been that of devil's advocate open to learn. Or as Peter used to call it, "being an asshat."

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Two FFs.

Click for context.

[Joe Republic]

Her name is Linda, 25 years old, and a 2003 graduate of McLoud High School (NW Pottawatomie County).  She attends church at a local Nazarene church.  She was in a horrible wreck in her senior year, the fall of 2002 that left her with somewhat limited use of her left side and rendered her unable to drive.

Please be more specific with the personal information that you divulge on a public website.  What is her last name?  What is her address?  What is her Social Security Number?  Can you give me the details of at least two major credit cards?  Does she support the imposition of sharia law on the state of Oklahoma?  Is she now, or has she ever been, a member of the Communist Party?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

WTF, MY REPRESENTATIVE SWITCHED PARTIES?

[Keystone Phil]

He always has such a smooth way of breaking the bad news...

Hate to tell you, but based on your FB, you have the look of a 45 year old child molester. 

[exopolitician]

Since MacFarlan is also from Pennsylvania, I think another round of congratulations to Keystone Phil is in order.

[TeePee4Prez]

He always has such a smooth way of breaking the bad news...

Hate to tell you, but based on your FB, you have the look of a 45 year old child molester. 

I've had friends and family tell me worse.  Someone had to do it.

[Alcon]

He always has such a smooth way of breaking the bad news...

Hate to tell you, but based on your FB, you have the look of a 45 year old child molester. 

I've had friends and family tell me worse.

[The Mikado]

He's like a drunk uncle at a wedding. The one who tries to grope the bride. Who's his own niece.