Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[King]

I respect Mormons more than most religions.  While their rules are strict and I would never want to be one, they are a far more peaceful religion than most and, while the usual hypocrisy exists, there is more rhyme and reason to it than in other "cults."


Did you ever see the South Park episode on Mormomism? If you ever found one episode funny, it'd probably be that one.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Did you ever see the South Park episode on Mormomism? If you ever found one episode funny, it'd probably be that one.

Yes actually. One of the few episodes I liked. I also like the ones that trash Catholics. I didn't like the ones that made fun of Muslims though because it made fun of Family Guy more.

[Smid]

Natalie Portman is ineligible: born in Israel, raised in Kenya, under 35.

Didn't stop Obama.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Well yeah, he doesn't know twopennorth about the world outside his home country, and he doesn't know a farthing about how little he knows, but he's American so I don't think we can hold that against him. I vote FF.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Kirsty Williams getting mauled by BBC Wales journos essentially for their own amusement. Is LibDem baiting a new bloodsport?

And how long until a Labour government bans it?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

"A national tea party group is in revolt against House Speaker John Boehner and wants to see him defeated in a 2012 primary, arguing that he looks “like a fool” in the debate over spending cuts and makes less sense than actor Charlie Sheen."

Wait - I thought those were necessary conditions for tea party support?

[minionofmidas]

Three in a row - and people ask what's so new and improved about me!

[Antonio the Sixth]

It's 4 now.

Three in a row - and people ask what's so new and improved about me!

And indeed I understand now.

[King]

I don't see it as insane. Bet you guys think that couples that save their first kiss as a couple for the wedding are even more tormented than the average couple in any sort of "purity pact"

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

And some people don't think he has a sense of humor.

Consider this honest-to-god begging, Nym. That freak contributes even less worthwhile debate than almost all of our previously-banned posters.

Just...please?

I told you to tell them you was in a sanitarium, not sanitation.  I told you to say you had TB
and you was in a sanitarium.  You was cured.  You should've kept your mouth shut.  They'd think you was a horse and let you out.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Spam. If this isn\'t deleted I\'ll start a thread trying to prove that Hitler didn\'t like the Jews.

Or thread where I whine every few weeks or so, if I remember to or see something especially irritating.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

His father was married to Kitty Dukakis, prior to Kitty marrying Michael Dukakis, and Chaffetz's father remarrying him. 

Well, that would have produced quite the backlash among the Mormons.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

It is true He could have stopped me from leaving ONG, but He chose not to because He wanted to teach me a lesson through that.

If the lesson was "Don't fall for scams", then your subsequent employment history suggests that the lesson wasn't learned.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Huckabee doesn't run, so Gingrich picks up his support.
Gingrich loses momentum and drops out, Ron Paul picks up his support.

Palin doesn't run, so Bachmann picks up her support.
Bachmann drops out (for obvious reasons), so Pawlenty picks up her support.

Remaining candidates (At this point): Daniels, Pawlenty, Romney, Paul, Santorum

Santorum drops out, so Romney picks up his support.

Romney loses momentum and drops out, Daniels and Paul split Romney's supporters.

Pawlenty loses momentum and drops out, his support goes to Ron Paul (Paul now has a clear majority of the Tea Party endorsing him.)

Remaining candidates (at this point): Daniels and Paul.

Daniels drops out, Paul wins the nomination.

Paul picks Mitch Daniels as his VP.

Map:

Paul narrowly wins (278-260)

RON PAUL 2012!

[Oakvale]

Huckabee doesn't run, so Gingrich picks up his support.
Gingrich loses momentum and drops out, Ron Paul picks up his support.

Palin doesn't run, so Bachmann picks up her support.
Bachmann drops out (for obvious reasons), so Pawlenty picks up her support.

Remaining candidates (At this point): Daniels, Pawlenty, Romney, Paul, Santorum

Santorum drops out, so Romney picks up his support.

Romney loses momentum and drops out, Daniels and Paul split Romney's supporters.

Pawlenty loses momentum and drops out, his support goes to Ron Paul (Paul now has a clear majority of the Tea Party endorsing him.)

Remaining candidates (at this point): Daniels and Paul.

Daniels drops out, Paul wins the nomination.

Paul picks Mitch Daniels as his VP.

Map:

Paul narrowly wins (278-260)

RON PAUL 2012!

*goes into Paultard-induced coma*

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Funny cuz true

Calling PO "pro-Russian" is a bit of an overkill. They are not anti-Russian, but, broadly, if they are "pro-" anything, they are "pro-Western". Of course, from a certain Polish viewpoint, if you don't believe that Russians eat Catholic kids for breakfast, you are "pro-Russian"

[minionofmidas]

What a pro-Russian thing to say! How was the catholic girl you ate out for breakfast?

[minionofmidas]

Telling everyone how Palin does is like telling people the end of Sixth Sense, ruining what would have been an amazing show.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

That analogy actually works in some odd way.

[minionofmidas]

That analogy actually works in some odd way.

Absolutely. It's funny coz it's true.

[Mr. Morden]

Does this site count as an online dating site?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Fully-employed and busy.  Which means that I don't work for the public sector. 

Sounds like someone wanted a federal job? With your tenure as Chief Justice of Atlasia's Supreme Court on your resume, you should have been a slam dunk!

[Antonio the Sixth]

does Common Sense go by another name? he sounds familiar but i don't know exactly who that is.

A problem that a lot of Republicans seem to have. -_-

And Lewis keeps improving !

[Smid]

I'm a decendent of Zeus.

Actually, he changed his name to Jupiter, and became Roman, and cut you out of his gene pool.

Oh, ok, be a jerk, now my cousin Hercules won't be coming to do your training. 

Hercules is already doing my training!  When I embarked on this saga, I wanted only the best. He's 6'6" tall, 220 pounds, and has a body fat percentage of 8%.  He had me in this strap contraption doing advanced push ups on Tuesday. It was quite kinky; I loved it!

Epic... in that epic songs and odes have been written about Torie and Gramps a couple of thousand years ago, when they were still youngs...

[opebo]

Personally I think my post belonged here, but I think earnest has added something hilarious as well:

ok, here is how NOT to do it.  in fact, some of these women are so ugly, I 'm not sure they're female
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M

Rich James could probably get harder and go longer with a old tree-stump than your lilly-white self could with the miss america.  haha, just kidding (perhaps he's dead anyway?)

I really don't think it is appropriate for you to be posting pictures of your sex toys here.