Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[Smid]

Here's an interesting possibility for SOS.

Former President Bill Clinton. 

Talk about an Obama cabinet secetary with star power.

Clearly Bill Clinton will not be asked, nor would he accept, this is fanciful, so I will have to go with the popular concensus, John Kerry.  He would do well as SOS.

I think it's humourous whenever any poster disagrees with himself. I'm waiting for the third response, defending the original position...

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

How would Canada have a larger penis size than the US? All their immigrants come from the "red" areas whereas the US is like 30% Black/Hispanic.

[King]

Funny parts in bold, not because of content, but because the OP bolded them.

According to Beijing Weekend, an example was shown of a young Chinese couple that have been married for eight years. To outsiders, they are a perfect couple, a 'model family' in their community. In all this time, however, she has never experienced the euphoria of orgasm.

To maintain their marriage, she has never told this to her husband. But now the pain is too much to endure. She has told her husband he could find a mistress; her husband begs doctors to find a solution for his wife to recover her sexual desire.

Until that time, his wife had never sought any medical help, or even communicated to her husband about the problem.

In a recent on-line survey about Chinese women's sexual situation, only 7 percent expressed they will seek help from doctors if they have problem with sex. An amazing 37 percent chose not to seek any help at all, with the remainder seeking help from the Internet or by reading relevant books.

The survey, held by the China Sexology Association and Sina.com, was conducted between August 22 and September 31, and was completed by more than 32,000 people. Although thorough analysis is still continuing, some preliminary results have been released.

If they don't want to make love, but their partner request it, 90% say they will choose to comply, while the other 10% will tactfully refuse or communicate well with their partners.

Additionally, only 6.8 percent of Chinese women have experience of masturbation; nearly 80 per cent of Chinese women did not know exactly what orgasm is; as many as 62.8 percent of women did not even know the location of clitoris.


"These results are hardly convincing from our clinical experience," observed Ma Xiaonian, director commissioner of the Professional Committee of China Sexology Association.

[Lief 🗽]

BushOklahoma needs to hit the clubs.

My suspension of disbelief can only go so far.

No, you misunderstand Eraserhead's post. He's suggesting that Okie becomes a sort of human wrecking ball to be used to demolish derelict social clubs.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I'm not sure if this guy is a serious poster or not yet but:

We have no idea what will happen between now and 2012. For example, if the Yellowstone Supervolcano erupts in Hawaii, that would change the playing field completely

[King]

I'm not sure if this guy is a serious poster or not yet but:

We have no idea what will happen between now and 2012. For example, if the Yellowstone Supervolcano erupts in Hawaii, that would change the playing field completely

He seems to be one part Beet and one part Vander Blubb.

[Bacon King]

I'm not sure if this guy is a serious poster or not yet but:

We have no idea what will happen between now and 2012. For example, if the Yellowstone Supervolcano erupts in Hawaii, that would change the playing field completely

He seems to be one part Beet and one part Vander Blubb.

aww, he edited it to wyoming

[Bacon King]

The smallest dicks are found in South Korea, Thailand and Cambodia with about 10cm on average.

North Korea would be in this category, too, if not for the enormous heavenly 2km dick of their Dear Leader Kim Jong Il skewing the average.

Actually, according to most studies, males of the Mongoloid race do have the smallest average penis size. However it is a myth that Negroids (or Blacks) have the largest penis on average. The truth according to most studies and scholars is that the Caucasoid (or White) race has the largest average penis size.

One factor is that the Mongoloid race (also called the Oriental or Yellow race) is physically the smallest race in general.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

It might indeed be my upbringing. I was very influenced by my conservative parents, my father having already been a Police Officer for 15 years at the time of my birth. I also was around many more older people when I was younger. For example, I was constantly around 30-40 year old men and women during the time I spent with two different modeling agencies in the late 1990s. In the year 1999, I actually auditioned for an Anthony Hopkins film. I was 11 years old. So instead of thinking of 1999 as "way back in 4th and 5th grade as a kid..." I think of it as, "Oh yeah, it was a year after I graduated modeling school in November 1998, and shortly before George Bush was elected President". That makes me more influenced by events around me and dates rather than day by day childhood. '

In the year 2000, I saw Ringo Starr in concert, and I know people my age today who have no idea who he is. If I say, "one of the Beatles"...they look at me puzzled, not knowing who the Beatles were.

At work the other day, a girl who was having a conversation with me and some co-workers said, "9/11...that happened in 2001, right?"

I highly doubt a girl her age in 1971 would have said, "JFK...he died in 1963, right?"

I guess being influenced by a conservative upbringing, pop culture and older-pop culture at a young age makes me seem out of touch.

AND don't forget my memory. I was born in October 1988. My first memories are fuzzy but still clear enough to grasp 20 years later. My first memories are from the late Fall of 1990. By 1991 they are pretty clear and 1992 on is clear as every year goes by.

Not many people my age or even a little older, atleast that I talk to, remember much from 1990 or 1991. I remember the music was different, fashion was different, and when you talk to people born in 1994 and you reference a vacation you took in 1993, it makes you seem way older even if 6 years isn't that much older.

For example, I know Harry Hamlin had a reality show. I'm willing to bet all the teen girls who watch that show have no idea who Harry Hamlin is. The ONLY reason I know about his reality show is because I remember seeing him on L.A. Law when I was little. Those girls probably don't know L.A. Law. I'm not arguing they should, it's a freakin' television show that went off air 16 years ago. What I'm arguing is that it almost seems I have to block my memory from my life at the young age of 22 just to fit in with other people reasonably close to my age.

[Хahar 🤔]

That thread got deleted while I was in the middle of reading it.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

That thread got deleted while I was in the middle of reading it.

that's strange. it had some interesting posts. i wonder why it was deleted.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Here is the entire Wyoming exchange.

We have no idea what will happen between now and 2012. For example, if the Yellowstone Supervolcano erupts in Wyoming, that would change the playing field completely

     Though not quite as big a change as Barrasso & Freudenthal turning out to be Daleks would be.

I think Cybermen are more appropriate on this one.

     But also not as serious. Cybermen can be taken out with RPGs; Daleks are probably impervious to basically any human weapons tech. Wow, this is nerdy.

[courts]

Nirvana fallacy

Oh cute, you've been browsing Wikipedia again. Perhaps if I said "Why didn't we intervene in China in 1989" you would be correct.... But, oh, nevermind that. Yes, Zazzles, you're very smart! Here's a cookie.

[Lunar]

This guy's running around copying and pasting content as if they're his posts in a rather bot-like behavior.  Sorry if you were reading it

[King]

opebo vs. sarcasm.  Is it a fair fight?

...He's been in power over 40 years, husbanded his country to great prosperity, and is supported by a large number of Libyans.  He is certainly more legitimate than the clients of France, UK, and America.

Non-sense!

bgwah, the link you provided shows Libya to have a very high 'Human Development Index', so it would seem to refute your characterization of my post as 'nonsense'.

[Gustaf]

opebo vs. sarcasm.  Is it a fair fight?

...He's been in power over 40 years, husbanded his country to great prosperity, and is supported by a large number of Libyans.  He is certainly more legitimate than the clients of France, UK, and America.

Non-sense!

bgwah, the link you provided shows Libya to have a very high 'Human Development Index', so it would seem to refute your characterization of my post as 'nonsense'.

I think that post was meant for the slow-witted.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Approve/Disapprove: 50/46

Obama/Huckabee: 51/41
Obama/Palin: 52/39
Obama/Romney: 47/46
Obama/Gingrich: 51/40

R Approvals:
Huckabee 43/39
Palin 36/58
Romney 47/37
Gingrich 35/51

Dem/Rep/Ind: 45/39/16
Lib/Mod/Con: 17/45/38

Elaine Marshall was unavailable for comment.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Interesting that Obama is doing so poorly against Romney. Of course, Romney probably won't be the nominee, and the other Republicans are getting crushed.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

This guy's running around copying and pasting content as if they're his posts in a rather bot-like behavior.  Sorry if you were reading it

Oakvale was right - Naso isn't real.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

no hot leads from rainbow yet?

Gee, so this didn't work out after all? This was another Kirby/Ameriplan scam?

Ah, it's not his fault. He couldn't have seen that coming.

[Badger]

Actually, according to most studies, males of the Mongoloid race do have the smallest average penis size. However it is a myth that Negroids (or Blacks) have the largest penis on average. The truth according to most studies and scholars is that the Caucasoid (or White) race has the largest average penis size.

One factor is that the Mongoloid race (also called the Oriental or Yellow race) is physically the smallest race in general.

Mongoloid? Negroid? Caucasoid? I was unaware that we've gone back in time to 1920.

A silly Mussulmann like yourself would say that.

[Badger]

I heard some newsman say if Libya turns into a failure Obama might lose because of it

Well if anyone should know, it's that guy.

[○∙◄☻¥tπ[╪AV┼cVê└]

At least the last guy wasn't fired.

Too few air traffic controllers at the airport named after Ronald Reagan? Funny.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

I am not on a cross, I am in a box and no one wants to be my friend

[King]

I think we should require jmfcst to put a disclaimer in his sig saying Dave Leip's US Election Atlas does not endorse the content of his posts.