Write a pbrower post, one sentence at a time

[The Mikado]

So here's how this works.  I write a sentence, then the next person does, and so on.  We are trying to write the perfect pbrower post.  I'll begin.

Though his numbers have admittedly been flagging of late, Obama still has strong fundamentals to work with, as more younger Americans gain the vote every day.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Obama have a real shot in Alabama in 2010.

[Lunar]

DeMint is in serious electoral trouble in 2010.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

The age wave will let Obama carry Utah in 2012 against Huckabee.

[Eraserhead]

Come on people, the guy's posts aren't this incoherent.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Anti-Republican sentiments would decrease white turnout and Obama may win Mississippi.

[King]

Of course, those on the right will use their power in the media to try and dispute these claims.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

But thanks to high African-American turnout overall, Obama shall have no problems with carrying Nebraska at large.

[tmthforu94]

Despite his low approvals, Obama will still easily win reelection in 2012 with over 400 EV's, mainly due to the Age Wave.

[The Mikado]

Despite Mitch Daniels' charm and regional strength, Obama's strong base of support in East Chicago and Gary will allow him to carry Indiana yet again in an Obama/Daniels race.

[King]

Painting a cat blue and calling it blue doesn't mean you didn't paint a cat.

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

No Republican will be able to compete with Obama since Illinois is the location of a major air hub.

[tmthforu94]

John Thune has no chance at winning as well because South Dakota is not a location near a major air hub.

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

Lacking a major air hub, Thune's troops will quickly run out of supplies and be killed or captured, to use a military analogy.

[Lunar]

Come on people, the guy's posts aren't this incoherent.

Senator DeMint is vulnerable in his own state

The GOP is getting toxic in South Carolina

[Bo]

The GOP is doomed forever.

[The Mikado]

The hostility towards Mormons among non-Mormons in Rocky Mountain states puts Idaho and Wyoming in the tossup column for Obama v. Romney.

[Hash]

Even though Obama's approval in Georgia is only 40%, the "6% rule" means he will get at least 46% of the vote no matter what in 2012 and could likely win the state because of the age wave. Of course, if Romney is the candidate, the whole region would be in play because Baptists don't like Mormons.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Is the GOP doomed to lose Mississippi in 2012 to lose Mississippi?  No!  Does Republicans' lack of a compelling candidate, a coherent message and compelling candidate put the state in play? It is too soon to tell, but extrapolating using the Nate Silver method shows that it could be!

If Mississippi is in play then Republicans have little chance to defeat Obama, even if the economy worsens or stays the same.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Vitter scandal shall allow Obama to carry Louisiana on anti-GOP sentiments.

[The Mikado]

Alaska feels betrayed and abandoned by the departure of Sarah Palin, moving that state to tossup at best for the GOP should they run her in 2012.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Obama will win all but NE-01 because of a combination of a poor republican candidate, a last-minute economic recovery, and the end of the Iraq war.

[Mechaman]

All of this of course spells the inevitable doom of the Grand Old Authoritarian Corporatist Party by no later than 2018 and I predict we may even have a Democratic President Jon Huntsman by 2020.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Due to massive GOP votes split in Florida, Meck will easily became new Senator.

[Mechaman]

And during Kendrick Meek's term as Florida US Senator Florida will take an extreme turn away from the crooked evil NIXONIIIIIIIIII!TE! politics of the Grand Ole Authoritarian Partay!