I had to beat up a five year old illegal immigrant today
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« on: June 06, 2010, 05:29:22 PM »
Well, not really but sorta Tongue

Anyway, I was looking after my nephew today, also five and fully lily white American, and I took him for ice cream at a nearby Baskin Robbins.  We order and wait around inside when another little boy who only spoke Spanish came up to my nephew and started talking to him.   Well, my nephew doesn't speak Spanish so he was confused and just tried to ignore him.

I couldn't really understand him either because he was talking so fast but it sounded like he was asking for money or selling something off the basic spanglish I knew so I just told I him "no gracias."  He paused and I thought he would just walk away.

The ice cream is ready so I turn around to pick it up and turn back and within a split second my nephew is on the ground swinging as the Mexican boy has pulled off both his shoes and was trying to run away with them.  Needless to say, we don't take kindly to 5 year olds mugging other 5 year olds around here.

And that's my pertinent Arizona immigration law story of the day. Smiley
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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2010, 05:31:16 PM »
Awesome!
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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2010, 06:43:52 PM »
yah kids are vicious.
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2010, 07:39:22 PM »

I can only wonder what kind of home that kid comes from where, when surrounded by ice cream and toys, the item he decides he needs to steal is shoes.

What lil' kid cares about shoes?
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2010, 07:41:50 PM »
Shoes are more valuable. You can sell them for a higher price than melted ice cream, or maybe he needed new ones or one of his family members needed some.
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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2010, 07:45:30 PM »
hmm..should I move the thread to the right board or sticky it?
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« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2010, 10:38:17 PM »
How do you know that he is an illegal immigrant? He could just be a little legal street urchin.
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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2010, 01:12:42 AM »
Quote from: Lunar on June 06, 2010, 07:45:30 PM
hmm..should I move the thread to the right board or sticky it?

I'll take it.

As for the story ... this is why I hate kids.
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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2010, 01:31:06 AM »
Congrats King. You did the right thing. I'm glad your 5-year old is safe.
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« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2010, 03:31:45 AM »
You're a Minuteman in the making.
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« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2010, 11:29:25 AM »
Quote from: Holmes on June 06, 2010, 07:41:50 PM
Shoes are more valuable. You can sell them for a higher price than melted ice cream, or maybe he needed new ones or one of his family members needed some.
That usually doesn't matter to a five year old... not even one trained to beg. Not if he's hungry.
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« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2010, 12:19:24 PM »
Quote from: The Prince on June 07, 2010, 01:31:06 AM
Congrats King. You did the right thing. I'm glad your 5-year old is safe.
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« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2010, 04:55:32 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2010, 05:00:13 PM »
I would've chased him, tackled him, and then taken the shoes back as well as one of his shoes.  Then I would have held him there as my nephew took a dump in the procured shoe and handed it back to him.
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