Comedy Goldmine XIII: Rand Paul's Last Dance with Mary Jane

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Comes from a poster, who still have Coughlin stuff in his signature and used this name in his display name:

Given his economic positions, Coughlin actually made FDR looks like a fiscal conservative.

Also, Libertas, why are you admiring a hate-baiting anti-semite?

I'm not.

Denial?

For the first time, Libertas posted something close to "funny" in Goldmine.

God, you're improving

[Landslide Lyndon]

You have 1 new voicemail.

*Beep*

Heyyyyyyy.

Hey, you.  You.  Getoverhere.  I got sumthin to tell you.

You should vote fer ... Whitman.  Thatshername, Whitman.  Lemme tell ya, she may not be much to look at when you're sober, but when you get these beer goggles on, bitch is fiiiiine.   Trust me.  I know.

(Hiccups)

I ain't done yet, so don't hang up.  I got one more thing to say and I been meanin to say it.

I love you.

You know that?  I mean it.  Not like in a gay way or anything... but in like a man way... like... you know... like Maverick and Goose in Top Gun.  That's what you are, man... top gun voter.  So vote fer Meg Whatsername.

Is this where I say I approvethe message?  I'm Newt Gingrich and I approved this message.

End of messages

[Lunar]

55,430

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Who are these people, the Manson family?

Eastern KY Rand Paul supporters.

SKIP

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

This did make me laugh. I'm sorry if we have too many of these, maybe we need a "Libertas' ridiculous "arguments" Goldmine" but:

http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/guilt-by-association.html

You're not Seth MacFarlane, red. Your apparent attempt at random non sequitur humor here failed miserably.

That was not an attempt at humor.  He was alleging seriously that you're arguing a logical fallacy, which you pretty much are.

Except I'm not, sorry.

In response to this:

Yes and according to your big bad government theory, if the revolution is making in roads, wouldn't it be in the mainstream media establishment's best interest to paint people on their side as part of this revolution? Isn't that how Obama got elected in this system? By being painted and protected as a guy that was on the side of change?

Sorry, I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say here.

The corporate media was behind Obama 100%. They are against Rand Paul 100%. That tells me all I need to know here.

[Joe Republic]

Well...it looks like he...

*Takes off glasses*

...had a diff'rent stroke.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[King]

Most are hacks who suck, but if you can get a good one he'll work wonders.  I got one who completely cured my allergies and asthma as well to chronic neck aches I used to have--no fooling.

Try to get one who also talks natural medicine, kinesiology, and/or acupuncture rather than a run of the mill chiropractor.  They're gentler and generally more passionate about their jobs.

next...

Mostly good with a handful of jackasses claiming they can cure your allergies and asthma.  These are easy to spot because they usually also sell....errr, I mean "offer" other services like "natural" medicine, kinesiology and/or acupuncture rather than the stuff they actually went to an accredited school for.

[Joe Republic]

and putting your dick in front of a 3 year old girl is not gonna woo her.

[Landslide Lyndon]

what?

[Хahar 🤔]

Stop Spamming!

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

Well, at least Bunoah agrees with me, and he's an expert on love because he's French.

[Landslide Lyndon]

NO!!! ^^ Obama threw Clinton under the bus. Bubba just took a step up in my book as another victim of Obama's ruthless arm twisting and big government tactics.

[Lunar]

Nobody need call oneself an "intellectual"; so calling oneself is an act of arrogance.

One is not unsophisticated because one is a conservative or even a fascist.

But we must recognize which Party has done most to appeal to ignorance, superstition, and fanaticism.  

Instinct is wholly inadequate for determining reality.

Instinct is easily deceived.

It might be easy to believe that a larger triangle has bigger angles -- which is of course wrong.

Instinct told people that the Earth is flat and that heavenly bodies circle the Earth.

Instinct tells us that what feels good is good -- even with cocaine.

No person is the ultimate arbiter of truth.

Believing that truth is in oneself  is a folly known as solipsism.

Each of those sentences would make an awesome slogan for a fortune cookie.

EDIT: Especially the one about cocaine.

[Mr. Morden]

I think I'm going to start dropping the "larger triangle" sentence into casual conversation.

[The Mikado]

I think I'm going to start dropping the "larger triangle" sentence into casual conversation.

See, the only downside of having pbrower on ignore is that I occasionally miss things like this.

[Mr. Morden]

I just realized that there are ten of those sentences.  They should be called "pbrower's Ten Commandments".

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I just realized that there are ten of those sentences.  They should be called "pbrower's Ten Commandments".

You are quite correct. This should become part of Forum Lore.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I think I'm going to start dropping the "larger triangle" sentence into casual conversation.

Altho, whether it is true depends upon one's geometry.  It's true for Euclidean geometry, but not for elliptical geometry.

[Sewer]

Establishment puppet Conway will go down just like establishment puppet Grayson did in the tea party tidal wave against the Obama regime.

[Lunar]

FF.

I know it's horrible, but I laughed.

[Lief 🗽]

Yes:




Attack her for her substandard record on gun rights.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Neither. Savage Garden.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Everything Obama has ever done has been pure politics. He has nothing in common with the average ordinary individual.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Derek's posts being goldmine worthy is just a given at this point, it seems.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Derek's posts being goldmine worthy is just a given at this point, it seems.

Derek and Libertas are this forum's Stutler and Waldorf.