Einzige vs. Jesus Christ

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

?

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

Einzige
Jesus Christ

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Option 3.

[k-onmmunist]

     Option 3.

This. Unfortunately, Jesus Christ wins every state. DC goes for Einzige.

[King]

    Option 3.

This. Unfortunately, Jesus Christ wins every state. DC goes for Einzige.

Black people like Jesus. 50 + 1 victory.

Jesus is just alright with me.  Option 4.

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

     Option 3.

This. Unfortunately, Jesus Christ wins every state. DC goes for Einzige.

[President Mitt]

Einzige (Non Christian)

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Jesus......cause he's the only one of the choices that didnt' call me a fat cocksucker.

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

    Option 3.

This. Unfortunately, Jesus Christ wins every state. DC goes for Einzige.

Black people like Jesus. 50 + 1 victory.

Jesus is just alright with me.  Option 4.

Yeah, Jesus wins everything except the bigot vote.

[Mechaman]

The one that has been proven to exist.

[President Mitt]

Jesus doesn't make any campaign stops, doesn't participate in any of the debates, and doesn't even give an Acceptance Speech at the Jesus Christ Party Convention, in contrast, Einzige makes a hard fledged campaign, attacking Christ's supporters as "Hate Mongers." In the end though, Christ still pulls a narrow victory due to name recognition, but since he doesn't show up to his inauguration, his VP, Mike Huckabee swears in instead.

Einzige
Jesus Christ

[CatoMinor]

Einzige
Jesus Christ

[The Age Wave]

Einzige is probably more conservative than Jesus, fiscally speaking.

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

Einzige
Jesus Christ

Uh, how is Einzige breaking 10% in any state?

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

Jesus doesn't make any campaign stops, doesn't participate in any of the debates, and doesn't even give an Acceptance Speech at the Jesus Christ Party Convention, in contrast, Einzige makes a hard fledged campaign, attacking Christ's supporters as "Hate Mongers." In the end though, Christ still pulls a narrow victory due to name recognition, but since he doesn't show up to his inauguration, his VP, Mike Huckabee swears in instead.

Einzige
Jesus Christ

LOL. Why would Einzige win any of those states?

[phk]

Jesus doesn't make any campaign stops, doesn't participate in any of the debates, and doesn't even give an Acceptance Speech at the Jesus Christ Party Convention, in contrast, Einzige makes a hard fledged campaign, attacking Christ's supporters as "Hate Mongers." In the end though, Christ still pulls a narrow victory due to name recognition, but since he doesn't show up to his inauguration, his VP, Mike Huckabee swears in instead.

Einzige
Jesus Christ

LOL. Why would Einzige win any of those states?

"Age Effect"

[Mechaman]

Jesus doesn't make any campaign stops, doesn't participate in any of the debates, and doesn't even give an Acceptance Speech at the Jesus Christ Party Convention, in contrast, Einzige makes a hard fledged campaign, attacking Christ's supporters as "Hate Mongers." In the end though, Christ still pulls a narrow victory due to name recognition, but since he doesn't show up to his inauguration, his VP, Mike Huckabee swears in instead.

Einzige
Jesus Christ

LOL. Why would Einzige win any of those states?

"Age Effect"

Yeah the 2000 year old Jesus would have trouble connecting with the youth of today.

[??????????]

The Son of God vs someone who thinks he's God... Hmmm

[Associate Justice PiT]

Einzige is probably more conservative than Jesus, fiscally speaking.

     Agreed, though it would be difficult to say for sure. Huge profligate governments did not really exist 2000 years ago.

[The Mikado]

Are we talking Jesus of Nazareth or bgwah? 

[useful idiot]

Jesus might win a couple Southern states based on name recognition alone, Einzige wins everything else.

[Хahar 🤔]

Are we talking Jesus of Nazareth or bgwah? 

Our Jesus never called himself Christ.

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

Einzige is probably more conservative than Jesus, fiscally speaking.

     Agreed, though it would be difficult to say for sure. Huge profligate governments did not really exist 2000 years ago.

Uh, check your history books.

[Associate Justice PiT]

Einzige is probably more conservative than Jesus, fiscally speaking.

     Agreed, though it would be difficult to say for sure. Huge profligate governments did not really exist 2000 years ago.

Uh, check your history books.

     You are referring to the Roman Empire, I assume. They spent a great deal on their military, though I doubt they spent on the sheer breadth of entitlement programs that the United States does now. While that could be called a huge profligate government, it was a largely different breed of one & all in all one that would come with fewer complications to the fat-cutting process.

[Хahar 🤔]

Einzige is probably more conservative than Jesus, fiscally speaking.

     Agreed, though it would be difficult to say for sure. Huge profligate governments did not really exist 2000 years ago.

Uh, check your history books.

While I find "government size" to be a ridiculous concept, it's obvious that government has far more influence on people's lives now than it did then.