Richard Russell 2.0: Real Atlasian Values for Southeast Senate
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« on: January 31, 2010, 07:50:54 PM »
« edited: January 31, 2010, 08:10:19 PM by Richard Russell 2.0 »
For far too long the great traditions of the people of the Southeast, the traditional family values of our almighty Anglo-Saxon humble culture, have been turned away in the name of birth certificateless cultural Yankeeism. My friends, this must come to an end, we need a man who is not afraid to stand up for Atlasian tradtions and family values, especially that of the Birth Certificate. NEITHER OF MY OPPONENTS HAS NEITHER THE COURAGE OR THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE TO PROUDLY WEAR THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATE LIKE A BADGE OF PRIDE, WELL GUESS WHAT: I DO! You wanna know why? Because I'm proud to be an Atlasian.

Richard Russell 2.0

P.S.: My opponents ain't nothin but closet communist Atlasian family haters, therefore you have no choice but to vote Richard Russell 2.0 this coming election.
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2010, 08:04:04 PM »
You know this is really rather insulting. I actually do not possess an orginal birth certificate. The reason is it got thrown out because at several occasions my dad threated to leave us so it wasn't with my parents. My brother's got thrown out as well. We have photocopies from the school.

So I would appreciate if this cruel joke came to end.
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2010, 08:05:11 PM »
Quote from: Senator North Carolina Yankee, PPT on January 31, 2010, 08:04:04 PM
You know this is really rather insulting. I actually do not possess an orginal birth certificate. The reason is it got thrown out because at several occasions my dad threated to leave us so it wasn't with my parents. My brother's got thrown out as well. We have photocopies from the school.

So I would appreciate if this cruel joke came to end.

Ok, sorry.
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2010, 08:06:54 PM »
Yes, this was a rather tasteless attempt at personal insult.
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2010, 08:08:18 PM »
Quote from: Kalwejt on January 31, 2010, 08:05:11 PM
Quote from: Senator North Carolina Yankee, PPT on January 31, 2010, 08:04:04 PM
You know this is really rather insulting. I actually do not possess an orginal birth certificate. The reason is it got thrown out because at several occasions my dad threated to leave us so it wasn't with my parents. My brother's got thrown out as well. We have photocopies from the school.

So I would appreciate if this cruel joke came to end.

Ok, sorry.

Alright, I will drop the birth certificate from the platform.
However, I am still running in the Southeast for true Atlasian family values!
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2010, 08:10:01 PM »
Quote from: Richard Russell 2.0 on January 31, 2010, 08:08:18 PM
Quote from: Kalwejt on January 31, 2010, 08:05:11 PM
Quote from: Senator North Carolina Yankee, PPT on January 31, 2010, 08:04:04 PM
You know this is really rather insulting. I actually do not possess an orginal birth certificate. The reason is it got thrown out because at several occasions my dad threated to leave us so it wasn't with my parents. My brother's got thrown out as well. We have photocopies from the school.

So I would appreciate if this cruel joke came to end.

Ok, sorry.

Alright, I will drop the birth certificate from the platform.
However, I am still running in the Southeast for true Atlasian family values!

Are you technically eglible, Dick 2.0?
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2010, 08:13:26 PM »
Quote from: أنور السادات on January 31, 2010, 08:10:01 PM
Quote from: Richard Russell 2.0 on January 31, 2010, 08:08:18 PM
Quote from: Kalwejt on January 31, 2010, 08:05:11 PM
Quote from: Senator North Carolina Yankee, PPT on January 31, 2010, 08:04:04 PM
You know this is really rather insulting. I actually do not possess an orginal birth certificate. The reason is it got thrown out because at several occasions my dad threated to leave us so it wasn't with my parents. My brother's got thrown out as well. We have photocopies from the school.

So I would appreciate if this cruel joke came to end.

Ok, sorry.

Alright, I will drop the birth certificate from the platform.
However, I am still running in the Southeast for true Atlasian family values!

Are you technically eglible, Dick 2.0?

No! According the Atlasian Law I am perfectly eligible to carpetbag the Southeast!
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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2010, 10:00:24 PM »
In what ways will you vote like Richard Russell 1.0?
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2010, 10:07:36 PM »
Quote from: Mideast Assemblyman Ben on January 31, 2010, 10:00:24 PM
In what ways will you vote like Richard Russell 1.0?

Oh, if only Richard Russell 1.0 was back to save the Democratic Party, right?
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2010, 11:05:58 PM »
Quote from: Libertas on January 31, 2010, 10:07:36 PM
Quote from: Mideast Assemblyman Ben on January 31, 2010, 10:00:24 PM
In what ways will you vote like Richard Russell 1.0?

Oh, if only Richard Russell 1.0 was back to save the Democratic Party, right?

The South Will Rise Again.
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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2010, 11:56:58 PM »
Richard Russell 2.0: He's more Southeast than GPORTER or North Carolina Yankee, literally:
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« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2010, 01:52:16 AM »
Quote from: Richard Russell 2.0 on January 31, 2010, 11:56:58 PM
Richard Russell 2.0: He's more Southeast than GPORTER or North Carolina Yankee, literally:



     The shorter the wavelength of one's state, the more Southeast one is?
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« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2010, 04:00:25 AM »
Dick in February 2010: Take it, Southeast!
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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2010, 05:25:16 AM »
How stupid.
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« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2010, 05:38:44 AM »

Traditional Values now, Traditional Values Forever.
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« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2010, 07:10:37 AM »

Someone is making a fun of me...
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« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2010, 07:22:34 AM »
wtf ??
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« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2010, 07:53:42 AM »

Oh, Mech was just born again in another historical figure, usual.
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« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2010, 01:58:02 PM »
« Edited: February 01, 2010, 06:54:47 PM by Richard Russell 2.0 »
What is your opinion on North Carolina Yankee?



What about GPORTER?



You see folks, North Carolina and GPORTER are racists, because this kid said so.

Vote for Richard Russell 2.0, because he isn't a racist.
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« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2010, 07:13:07 PM »
Does a bigger penis provide a bigger vote under the "one penis, one vote" program?
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« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2010, 07:13:36 PM »
Quote from: segwaystyle2012 on February 01, 2010, 07:13:07 PM
Does a bigger penis provide a bigger vote under the "one penis, one vote" program?

Why yes.
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« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2010, 08:00:21 PM »
Quote from: Senator North Carolina Yankee, PPT on January 31, 2010, 08:04:04 PM
You know this is really rather insulting. I actually do not possess an orginal birth certificate. The reason is it got thrown out because at several occasions my dad threated to leave us so it wasn't with my parents. My brother's got thrown out as well. We have photocopies from the school.

Ouch. That's genuinely heart-rending, Yank.
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« Reply #22 on: February 05, 2010, 01:01:15 AM »
Okay from now on this campaign will be more serious.

The Southeast desperately needs a true libertarian voice in the Senate.
Russell was fun while it lasted, but now it's time to get real: MECHAMAN ACTIVATED!
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« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2010, 01:03:43 AM »
Quote from: Richard Russell 2.0 on February 05, 2010, 01:01:15 AM
Okay from now on this campaign will be more serious.

The Southeast desperately needs a true libertarian voice in the Senate.
Russell was fun while it lasted, but now it's time to get real: MECHAMAN ACTIVATED!

Cool, dude, but Richard Russell doesn't sound very libertarian.
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« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2010, 08:04:27 PM »
I'm tired of trying to be serious here.

This game has gone beyond f***ing ridiculous as of late and I refuse to contribute any longer to the drama.
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